(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX
@eldricthewizard.bsky.social
Eldric Magnavox/Ryan Miller
THE WIZARD
Multiverse OC RP Account
MDNI
THE WIZARD
Multiverse OC RP Account
MDNI
Pinned
IM SICK OF WAITING FOR YA!
IM DONE WITH WASTING MY TIME!
DON’T GOT THAT MUCH TO LIVE FOR!
LETS GO FOR ONE HELL OF A RIDE!
IM DONE WITH WASTING MY TIME!
DON’T GOT THAT MUCH TO LIVE FOR!
LETS GO FOR ONE HELL OF A RIDE!
“Yknow I heard a mouse ask what’s the difference between the lemon and lemon juice…
And that actually had me questioning.
How the fuck does that actually work?!
Like you got the lemon and then you got the juice like thing… How did one come from the other?!”
And that actually had me questioning.
How the fuck does that actually work?!
Like you got the lemon and then you got the juice like thing… How did one come from the other?!”
September 18, 2026 at 1:11 PM
“Yknow I heard a mouse ask what’s the difference between the lemon and lemon juice…
And that actually had me questioning.
How the fuck does that actually work?!
Like you got the lemon and then you got the juice like thing… How did one come from the other?!”
And that actually had me questioning.
How the fuck does that actually work?!
Like you got the lemon and then you got the juice like thing… How did one come from the other?!”
“Fuck you, you’re getting chicken noodle soup and I’m getting you an electrolyte drink.”
He turns and heads to the kitchen
“Last chance to change the soup choice!”
He turns and heads to the kitchen
“Last chance to change the soup choice!”
coughs, speaking in a low raspy voice
“I’m fine. Really. I took my meds. Drinking some lemon ginger tea with honey. I just need my rest. And resist the temptation to…go out”
“I’m fine. Really. I took my meds. Drinking some lemon ginger tea with honey. I just need my rest. And resist the temptation to…go out”
He leans against the doorway
“Need me to make you anything? I’m not letting you get up from there.”
“Need me to make you anything? I’m not letting you get up from there.”
September 16, 2026 at 3:56 PM
“Fuck you, you’re getting chicken noodle soup and I’m getting you an electrolyte drink.”
He turns and heads to the kitchen
“Last chance to change the soup choice!”
He turns and heads to the kitchen
“Last chance to change the soup choice!”
He leans against the doorway
“Need me to make you anything? I’m not letting you get up from there.”
“Need me to make you anything? I’m not letting you get up from there.”
“I am currently breathing. Yes. Not the best kind of breathing, but yes.”
she’s sipping a cup of tea
she’s sipping a cup of tea
He sighs.
He puts on an apron and mittens before putting on a mask.
He walked into the bedroom
“Yo… You still alive?”
He puts on an apron and mittens before putting on a mask.
He walked into the bedroom
“Yo… You still alive?”
September 16, 2026 at 5:06 AM
He leans against the doorway
“Need me to make you anything? I’m not letting you get up from there.”
“Need me to make you anything? I’m not letting you get up from there.”
He sighs.
He puts on an apron and mittens before putting on a mask.
He walked into the bedroom
“Yo… You still alive?”
He puts on an apron and mittens before putting on a mask.
He walked into the bedroom
“Yo… You still alive?”
COUGHING AND WHEEZING
she’s sick in bed
she’s sick in bed
September 16, 2026 at 5:01 AM
He sighs.
He puts on an apron and mittens before putting on a mask.
He walked into the bedroom
“Yo… You still alive?”
He puts on an apron and mittens before putting on a mask.
He walked into the bedroom
“Yo… You still alive?”
The wizard throws a bunch of random shit in a cauldron and mixes it
“Who wants to try a mystery potion?! Effects are unknown…
That’s what makes it fun!”
“Who wants to try a mystery potion?! Effects are unknown…
That’s what makes it fun!”
September 14, 2026 at 11:28 PM
The wizard throws a bunch of random shit in a cauldron and mixes it
“Who wants to try a mystery potion?! Effects are unknown…
That’s what makes it fun!”
“Who wants to try a mystery potion?! Effects are unknown…
That’s what makes it fun!”
The wizard is pondering infront of an orb…
It was a Fushigi Ball
“… 20 dollars… Plus shipping and handling and taxes…”
It was a Fushigi Ball
“… 20 dollars… Plus shipping and handling and taxes…”
September 13, 2026 at 11:32 PM
The wizard is pondering infront of an orb…
It was a Fushigi Ball
“… 20 dollars… Plus shipping and handling and taxes…”
It was a Fushigi Ball
“… 20 dollars… Plus shipping and handling and taxes…”
He comes back from the store.
He lays down the following
1 onion
1 garlic
1 ginger
1 lemon
1 jar of honey
20 bags of herbal tea
5 quart pot of hot water
Nasal spray
10 cough drops
And 4 bottles of electrolyte drinks
“… I’ll make it go down.”
He lays down the following
1 onion
1 garlic
1 ginger
1 lemon
1 jar of honey
20 bags of herbal tea
5 quart pot of hot water
Nasal spray
10 cough drops
And 4 bottles of electrolyte drinks
“… I’ll make it go down.”
“IM FUCKING LOSING MY MIND OVER THESE-“
Sniffles
“ALLERGIES”
Sniffles
“ALLERGIES”
September 13, 2026 at 5:24 PM
He comes back from the store.
He lays down the following
1 onion
1 garlic
1 ginger
1 lemon
1 jar of honey
20 bags of herbal tea
5 quart pot of hot water
Nasal spray
10 cough drops
And 4 bottles of electrolyte drinks
“… I’ll make it go down.”
He lays down the following
1 onion
1 garlic
1 ginger
1 lemon
1 jar of honey
20 bags of herbal tea
5 quart pot of hot water
Nasal spray
10 cough drops
And 4 bottles of electrolyte drinks
“… I’ll make it go down.”
“IM FUCKING LOSING MY MIND OVER THESE-“
Sniffles
“ALLERGIES”
Sniffles
“ALLERGIES”
September 13, 2026 at 5:01 PM
“IM FUCKING LOSING MY MIND OVER THESE-“
Sniffles
“ALLERGIES”
Sniffles
“ALLERGIES”
“Nuh uh…”
…
Sniffs and wipes his nose
…
Sniffs and wipes his nose
“Might be allergies“
“FOR THE PAST WEEK, IVE BEEN WAKING UP TO A THROAT THATS DRY AS FUCK!
I DRANK EVERY ELECTROLYTE DRINK. IM LOSING MY MIND”
I DRANK EVERY ELECTROLYTE DRINK. IM LOSING MY MIND”
September 13, 2026 at 1:40 PM
“Nuh uh…”
…
Sniffs and wipes his nose
…
Sniffs and wipes his nose
“FOR THE PAST WEEK, IVE BEEN WAKING UP TO A THROAT THATS DRY AS FUCK!
I DRANK EVERY ELECTROLYTE DRINK. IM LOSING MY MIND”
I DRANK EVERY ELECTROLYTE DRINK. IM LOSING MY MIND”
September 13, 2026 at 1:36 PM
“FOR THE PAST WEEK, IVE BEEN WAKING UP TO A THROAT THATS DRY AS FUCK!
I DRANK EVERY ELECTROLYTE DRINK. IM LOSING MY MIND”
I DRANK EVERY ELECTROLYTE DRINK. IM LOSING MY MIND”
The wizard pulls up with loud bass music in the background. The wizard nudges his sunglasses and smirks.
“HOES DEPRESSED
I'M NOT, I TAKE MY MEDS
THAT MAN IS IN DISTRESS
HE AIN'T GETTIN' NO HEAD
I SAID THEM HOES DEPRESSED
I'M NOT, I TAKE MY MEDS
I BEAT THAT BITCH TO DEATH
JK, I TAKE MY MEDS”
“HOES DEPRESSED
I'M NOT, I TAKE MY MEDS
THAT MAN IS IN DISTRESS
HE AIN'T GETTIN' NO HEAD
I SAID THEM HOES DEPRESSED
I'M NOT, I TAKE MY MEDS
I BEAT THAT BITCH TO DEATH
JK, I TAKE MY MEDS”
Wizard Boi
ALT: Wizard Boi
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September 11, 2026 at 12:53 PM
The wizard pulls up with loud bass music in the background. The wizard nudges his sunglasses and smirks.
“HOES DEPRESSED
I'M NOT, I TAKE MY MEDS
THAT MAN IS IN DISTRESS
HE AIN'T GETTIN' NO HEAD
I SAID THEM HOES DEPRESSED
I'M NOT, I TAKE MY MEDS
I BEAT THAT BITCH TO DEATH
JK, I TAKE MY MEDS”
“HOES DEPRESSED
I'M NOT, I TAKE MY MEDS
THAT MAN IS IN DISTRESS
HE AIN'T GETTIN' NO HEAD
I SAID THEM HOES DEPRESSED
I'M NOT, I TAKE MY MEDS
I BEAT THAT BITCH TO DEATH
JK, I TAKE MY MEDS”
Ryan is holding out 3 boxes of takeout
“Oh no… I ordered too much food and now I got extras… I definitely didn’t buy extra food so that I can share somebody… Whatever will I do?”
He says really sarcastically…
“Oh no… I ordered too much food and now I got extras… I definitely didn’t buy extra food so that I can share somebody… Whatever will I do?”
He says really sarcastically…
September 8, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Ryan is holding out 3 boxes of takeout
“Oh no… I ordered too much food and now I got extras… I definitely didn’t buy extra food so that I can share somebody… Whatever will I do?”
He says really sarcastically…
“Oh no… I ordered too much food and now I got extras… I definitely didn’t buy extra food so that I can share somebody… Whatever will I do?”
He says really sarcastically…
Eldric isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.
Real Eldric:
Real Eldric:
September 6, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Eldric isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.
Real Eldric:
Real Eldric:
Ryan’s holding his fake beard… Brushing the fibers…
Looking at it with regret instead of anything else…
Looking at it with regret instead of anything else…
September 6, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Ryan’s holding his fake beard… Brushing the fibers…
Looking at it with regret instead of anything else…
Looking at it with regret instead of anything else…
Closed RP: @butterflymodel.bsky.social
Ryan was laying down on the grass, waiting for Kairy to meet with him so that he can formally introduce her to his fraternity brothers
That house was large and seemed to have different spells being cast inside. With a bunch of colors flashing from the inside
Ryan was laying down on the grass, waiting for Kairy to meet with him so that he can formally introduce her to his fraternity brothers
That house was large and seemed to have different spells being cast inside. With a bunch of colors flashing from the inside
September 4, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Closed RP: @butterflymodel.bsky.social
Ryan was laying down on the grass, waiting for Kairy to meet with him so that he can formally introduce her to his fraternity brothers
That house was large and seemed to have different spells being cast inside. With a bunch of colors flashing from the inside
Ryan was laying down on the grass, waiting for Kairy to meet with him so that he can formally introduce her to his fraternity brothers
That house was large and seemed to have different spells being cast inside. With a bunch of colors flashing from the inside
“Not a single one! He’s a dumbass! But my dumbass…
Still doesn’t excuse him for being a dumbass.”
Still doesn’t excuse him for being a dumbass.”
" Not a single braincell.. "
Shows the reader his pet hamster
“Look at this dumbass”
“Look at this dumbass”
September 3, 2026 at 8:54 PM
“Not a single one! He’s a dumbass! But my dumbass…
Still doesn’t excuse him for being a dumbass.”
Still doesn’t excuse him for being a dumbass.”
Shows the reader his pet hamster
“Look at this dumbass”
“Look at this dumbass”
September 3, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Shows the reader his pet hamster
“Look at this dumbass”
“Look at this dumbass”
Stretches but throws it back while doing so.
Stretching.
September 3, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Stretches but throws it back while doing so.
Eldric runs up to the reader and grabs their nose before ‘pulling it off’ and holding it infront of the reader
Note that the nose is just an illusion and isn’t actually the reader’s nose
“Dude, I couldn't focus on what you were saying with that thing on your face. I was sick of staring at it.”
Note that the nose is just an illusion and isn’t actually the reader’s nose
“Dude, I couldn't focus on what you were saying with that thing on your face. I was sick of staring at it.”
September 3, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Eldric runs up to the reader and grabs their nose before ‘pulling it off’ and holding it infront of the reader
Note that the nose is just an illusion and isn’t actually the reader’s nose
“Dude, I couldn't focus on what you were saying with that thing on your face. I was sick of staring at it.”
Note that the nose is just an illusion and isn’t actually the reader’s nose
“Dude, I couldn't focus on what you were saying with that thing on your face. I was sick of staring at it.”
Reposted by (Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX
𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍 𝖎𝖘 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖊𝖓𝖉, 𝖘𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌~.
September 2, 2026 at 5:41 AM
𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍 𝖎𝖘 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖊𝖓𝖉, 𝖘𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌~.
“Oh no… I made Huevos Rancheros…
I made too much…
Whatever shall I do?”
I made too much…
Whatever shall I do?”
September 1, 2026 at 4:26 PM
“Oh no… I made Huevos Rancheros…
I made too much…
Whatever shall I do?”
I made too much…
Whatever shall I do?”
Ryan wakes up holding his head… Only in his robes
He’s in his roommates apartment… He got sad drunk
He walks over to the kitchen and begins cooking
He’s in his roommates apartment… He got sad drunk
He walks over to the kitchen and begins cooking
September 1, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Ryan wakes up holding his head… Only in his robes
He’s in his roommates apartment… He got sad drunk
He walks over to the kitchen and begins cooking
He’s in his roommates apartment… He got sad drunk
He walks over to the kitchen and begins cooking
Ryan just finished chugging a bottle of scotch and a glass of wine
Hiccup…
“SOTHATSWHYNOONELOVESMEIMJUSTAFUCKINGMESSOFAPERSON”
He slams his hands down
“EVERYONESALWAYSLOVINGTHEWIZARDBUTNOONELOVESMEFORWHOIREALLYAM
IMNOTASSEXYORASHOTASOTHERGUYSBUTPEOPLEHAVESAIDILOOKCUTEBUTICANTEVENREMEMBER-“
Hiccup…
“SOTHATSWHYNOONELOVESMEIMJUSTAFUCKINGMESSOFAPERSON”
He slams his hands down
“EVERYONESALWAYSLOVINGTHEWIZARDBUTNOONELOVESMEFORWHOIREALLYAM
IMNOTASSEXYORASHOTASOTHERGUYSBUTPEOPLEHAVESAIDILOOKCUTEBUTICANTEVENREMEMBER-“
September 1, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Ryan just finished chugging a bottle of scotch and a glass of wine
Hiccup…
“SOTHATSWHYNOONELOVESMEIMJUSTAFUCKINGMESSOFAPERSON”
He slams his hands down
“EVERYONESALWAYSLOVINGTHEWIZARDBUTNOONELOVESMEFORWHOIREALLYAM
IMNOTASSEXYORASHOTASOTHERGUYSBUTPEOPLEHAVESAIDILOOKCUTEBUTICANTEVENREMEMBER-“
Hiccup…
“SOTHATSWHYNOONELOVESMEIMJUSTAFUCKINGMESSOFAPERSON”
He slams his hands down
“EVERYONESALWAYSLOVINGTHEWIZARDBUTNOONELOVESMEFORWHOIREALLYAM
IMNOTASSEXYORASHOTASOTHERGUYSBUTPEOPLEHAVESAIDILOOKCUTEBUTICANTEVENREMEMBER-“
“I wonder if I can get emotionally drunk.”
September 1, 2026 at 1:40 AM
“I wonder if I can get emotionally drunk.”
“Yo, so I decided to take a job at an Amazon warehouse…”
Ryan walks out holding a yellow vest
“They're structuralizing the thoughts of the weak.”
He clearly had a… Day.
Ryan walks out holding a yellow vest
“They're structuralizing the thoughts of the weak.”
He clearly had a… Day.
September 1, 2026 at 12:49 AM
“Yo, so I decided to take a job at an Amazon warehouse…”
Ryan walks out holding a yellow vest
“They're structuralizing the thoughts of the weak.”
He clearly had a… Day.
Ryan walks out holding a yellow vest
“They're structuralizing the thoughts of the weak.”
He clearly had a… Day.