EldritchBass
@eldritchbass.bsky.social
I make puns and fake limbs and pithy observations.
Premise: play the music, light the lights, put on makeup, get things started.
THIS is what they call “The Muppet Show”
THIS is what they call “The Muppet Show”
There are currently no active conversations for a full ‘MUPPET SHOW’ series revival.
Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on.
(Source: Deadline)
Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on.
(Source: Deadline)
September 10, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Premise: play the music, light the lights, put on makeup, get things started.
THIS is what they call “The Muppet Show”
THIS is what they call “The Muppet Show”
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We have to throw some disabled people to the fascists — denying them tailored treatment, reasonable accommodations on the basis of disability, and supports — otherwise the fascists will target all disabled people
is perhaps the most fucked up argument i've read recently
is perhaps the most fucked up argument i've read recently
If we do not start to differentiate properly, many profoundly disabled people with ADHD (and/or autism) are going to be thrown under the bus as the backlash grows against these labels, in part as a result of them including so many relatively mild cases.
August 20, 2026 at 4:45 AM
We have to throw some disabled people to the fascists — denying them tailored treatment, reasonable accommodations on the basis of disability, and supports — otherwise the fascists will target all disabled people
is perhaps the most fucked up argument i've read recently
is perhaps the most fucked up argument i've read recently
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@crobertcargill.bsky.social
Can I request a signal boost? 🙏🏻
Universal Studios Hollywood theme park Team Members are in our 9th month of negotiations and find ourselves preparing for the very real possibility of a strike. Please sign/share our petition!
Sign here: actionnetwork.org/petitions/ta...
Can I request a signal boost? 🙏🏻
Universal Studios Hollywood theme park Team Members are in our 9th month of negotiations and find ourselves preparing for the very real possibility of a strike. Please sign/share our petition!
Sign here: actionnetwork.org/petitions/ta...
TAKE ACTION NOW: Universal Studios theme parks made $2.4 billion last quarter but push their workers into HOMELESSNESS
Universal Studios theme parks made $2.4 BILLION in revenue in the second quarter of 2026—a 2.7% increase—but are refusing to negotiate a living wage with IATSE Local B-192 members. While Universal Stu...
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August 14, 2026 at 10:27 PM
@crobertcargill.bsky.social
Can I request a signal boost? 🙏🏻
Universal Studios Hollywood theme park Team Members are in our 9th month of negotiations and find ourselves preparing for the very real possibility of a strike. Please sign/share our petition!
Sign here: actionnetwork.org/petitions/ta...
Can I request a signal boost? 🙏🏻
Universal Studios Hollywood theme park Team Members are in our 9th month of negotiations and find ourselves preparing for the very real possibility of a strike. Please sign/share our petition!
Sign here: actionnetwork.org/petitions/ta...
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More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.
August 4, 2026 at 11:14 AM
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.
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I'll simply point out that Maryland is withdrawing home care from disabled Marylanders.
Potential 2028 Presidential candidates who put out a statement commemorating the anniversary of the Americans with Disabilities Act:
-Wes Moore
-JB Pritzker
Ones who did not:
-Kamala Harris
-Gavin Newsom
-AOC
-Jon Ossoff
#ADA36
-Wes Moore
-JB Pritzker
Ones who did not:
-Kamala Harris
-Gavin Newsom
-AOC
-Jon Ossoff
#ADA36
July 27, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I'll simply point out that Maryland is withdrawing home care from disabled Marylanders.
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I'm now at $960/$5000!
$4040 away from my goal for this emergency move.
If I end up unhoused now it could take me years to get back on my feet🙏🏽 Please help me survive this horribly terrifying situation
💚🫂💕🌸
linktr.ee/Maelee21
chuffed.org/project/save...
gofund.me/fe1b68f08
$4040 away from my goal for this emergency move.
If I end up unhoused now it could take me years to get back on my feet🙏🏽 Please help me survive this horribly terrifying situation
💚🫂💕🌸
linktr.ee/Maelee21
chuffed.org/project/save...
gofund.me/fe1b68f08
July 23, 2026 at 10:47 PM
I'm now at $960/$5000!
$4040 away from my goal for this emergency move.
If I end up unhoused now it could take me years to get back on my feet🙏🏽 Please help me survive this horribly terrifying situation
💚🫂💕🌸
linktr.ee/Maelee21
chuffed.org/project/save...
gofund.me/fe1b68f08
$4040 away from my goal for this emergency move.
If I end up unhoused now it could take me years to get back on my feet🙏🏽 Please help me survive this horribly terrifying situation
💚🫂💕🌸
linktr.ee/Maelee21
chuffed.org/project/save...
gofund.me/fe1b68f08
“No good, it’s full of steam!”
What's a Futurama line that lives forever in your head?
Mine is, "Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa."
Mine is, "Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa."
July 22, 2026 at 7:38 PM
“No good, it’s full of steam!”
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I supported dignity in dying.
I think people should have that choice.
I do not support a capitalist eugenicist system that weaponizes it against the most vulnerable.
I’ve been unable to care for myself for years.
I’ve had MAiD suggested 3 times.
Support has never been proactively offered.
I think people should have that choice.
I do not support a capitalist eugenicist system that weaponizes it against the most vulnerable.
I’ve been unable to care for myself for years.
I’ve had MAiD suggested 3 times.
Support has never been proactively offered.
July 20, 2026 at 6:13 AM
I supported dignity in dying.
I think people should have that choice.
I do not support a capitalist eugenicist system that weaponizes it against the most vulnerable.
I’ve been unable to care for myself for years.
I’ve had MAiD suggested 3 times.
Support has never been proactively offered.
I think people should have that choice.
I do not support a capitalist eugenicist system that weaponizes it against the most vulnerable.
I’ve been unable to care for myself for years.
I’ve had MAiD suggested 3 times.
Support has never been proactively offered.
Maybe it’s cuz I live somewhere without DST, but why not just do permanent standard? Noon is when the sun is at the zenith, right? Otherwise it’s just Daylight Lying Time
People are gonna fucking hate this if it actually happens. Enjoy all these post 8am sunrises
July 15, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Maybe it’s cuz I live somewhere without DST, but why not just do permanent standard? Noon is when the sun is at the zenith, right? Otherwise it’s just Daylight Lying Time
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2004 was when I read an article about how voters liked Kerry’s policy positions **much** more than GWB’s policy positions, but they thought, incorrectly, that GWB had those positions.
July 14, 2026 at 2:22 PM
2004 was when I read an article about how voters liked Kerry’s policy positions **much** more than GWB’s policy positions, but they thought, incorrectly, that GWB had those positions.
Considering Mcconell crammed through coney Barrett minutes after RGB died and also refused to even look at merrick garland for what 16 months, maybe we just sit a new senator from Kentucky tomorrow?
July 7, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Considering Mcconell crammed through coney Barrett minutes after RGB died and also refused to even look at merrick garland for what 16 months, maybe we just sit a new senator from Kentucky tomorrow?
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Happy 4th of July! Here's an unrelated image!
July 4, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Happy 4th of July! Here's an unrelated image!
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Today is the last day for CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE. Some have said we need a miracle, but I disagree--we just need YOU.
tinyurl.com/AWBWCO
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Civil Disobedience
Stories of Resistance
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July 3, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Today is the last day for CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE. Some have said we need a miracle, but I disagree--we just need YOU.
tinyurl.com/AWBWCO
tinyurl.com/AWBWCO
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over on the bad platform, I once tweeted:
"we need a party that is as ruthlessly good as the GOP is ruthlessly evil, that hacks this godforsaken system and exploits every loophole to extract every last drop of human rights it can."
so, yeah. 😞
"we need a party that is as ruthlessly good as the GOP is ruthlessly evil, that hacks this godforsaken system and exploits every loophole to extract every last drop of human rights it can."
so, yeah. 😞
August 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
over on the bad platform, I once tweeted:
"we need a party that is as ruthlessly good as the GOP is ruthlessly evil, that hacks this godforsaken system and exploits every loophole to extract every last drop of human rights it can."
so, yeah. 😞
"we need a party that is as ruthlessly good as the GOP is ruthlessly evil, that hacks this godforsaken system and exploits every loophole to extract every last drop of human rights it can."
so, yeah. 😞
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skip the GFM and help me immediately and directly via Cashapp or Venmo!
June 15, 2026 at 4:31 PM
skip the GFM and help me immediately and directly via Cashapp or Venmo!
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$210 RN URGENT CLEAR OVERDRAFT & GET BARD'S ID.
$190 bills that will hit this week.
Trans. Artist (ck out their work). Disabled. Day job pays diddly & it's already gone to bills. 40 ppl $10 each TODAY keeps them safe.
Pls RS/QS. Pls do what you can. #HelpFolksLive2026
$190 bills that will hit this week.
Trans. Artist (ck out their work). Disabled. Day job pays diddly & it's already gone to bills. 40 ppl $10 each TODAY keeps them safe.
Pls RS/QS. Pls do what you can. #HelpFolksLive2026
No help happened yesterday, so now this is DIRE. I HAVE to have the money for the ID TOMORROW. Bard's birthday is Thursday and his only plan for the day requires an ID.
And I'm in the red with interest snowballing.
60 to get out of the red, then at LEAST 150 BY TOMORROW. 400 goal still ideal.
And I'm in the red with interest snowballing.
60 to get out of the red, then at LEAST 150 BY TOMORROW. 400 goal still ideal.
June 15, 2026 at 5:16 PM
$210 RN URGENT CLEAR OVERDRAFT & GET BARD'S ID.
$190 bills that will hit this week.
Trans. Artist (ck out their work). Disabled. Day job pays diddly & it's already gone to bills. 40 ppl $10 each TODAY keeps them safe.
Pls RS/QS. Pls do what you can. #HelpFolksLive2026
$190 bills that will hit this week.
Trans. Artist (ck out their work). Disabled. Day job pays diddly & it's already gone to bills. 40 ppl $10 each TODAY keeps them safe.
Pls RS/QS. Pls do what you can. #HelpFolksLive2026
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No help happened yesterday, so now this is DIRE. I HAVE to have the money for the ID TOMORROW. Bard's birthday is Thursday and his only plan for the day requires an ID.
And I'm in the red with interest snowballing.
60 to get out of the red, then at LEAST 150 BY TOMORROW. 400 goal still ideal.
And I'm in the red with interest snowballing.
60 to get out of the red, then at LEAST 150 BY TOMORROW. 400 goal still ideal.
June 15, 2026 at 4:21 PM
No help happened yesterday, so now this is DIRE. I HAVE to have the money for the ID TOMORROW. Bard's birthday is Thursday and his only plan for the day requires an ID.
And I'm in the red with interest snowballing.
60 to get out of the red, then at LEAST 150 BY TOMORROW. 400 goal still ideal.
And I'm in the red with interest snowballing.
60 to get out of the red, then at LEAST 150 BY TOMORROW. 400 goal still ideal.
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Roots is a bicentennial jawn so in 50 years we went from groundbreaking miniseries watched by the whole country to banning copies of the book
There is a statue of author Alex Haley in East Knoxville, TN.
Knox County just removed Roots from all school libraries.
Knox County just removed Roots from all school libraries.
Alex Haley’s “Roots” to be removed from Knox County Schools libraries
KNOX COUNTY, Tenn. (WATE) — Alex Haley’s book “Roots” is included in an updated list of book titles to be removed from Knox County Schools libraries. The schools previously remove…
www.wate.com
May 15, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Roots is a bicentennial jawn so in 50 years we went from groundbreaking miniseries watched by the whole country to banning copies of the book
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For images of text, the most important thing to consider is that the text that goes in the alt attribute should provide the same information as the image does. Context matters here, but not the same way it matters with other images.
With images of text, the default approach is: do not paraphrase.
With images of text, the default approach is: do not paraphrase.
January 3, 2026 at 9:53 PM
For images of text, the most important thing to consider is that the text that goes in the alt attribute should provide the same information as the image does. Context matters here, but not the same way it matters with other images.
With images of text, the default approach is: do not paraphrase.
With images of text, the default approach is: do not paraphrase.
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BAFTA pulling a trailer for an autobiographical game about surviving sexual assault only hours before it was said to be a part of a showcase is an exceptionally bad look.
April 17, 2026 at 4:39 PM
BAFTA pulling a trailer for an autobiographical game about surviving sexual assault only hours before it was said to be a part of a showcase is an exceptionally bad look.
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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
🚨 emergency cat pictures to lighten a mood 🚨
Bender is cozy
Bender is cozy
January 22, 2026 at 4:42 AM
🚨 emergency cat pictures to lighten a mood 🚨
Bender is cozy
Bender is cozy