Dead Dreamer
@elgatoesmio.bsky.social
wondering through the woods
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Dead Dreamer
@elgatoesmio.bsky.social
· Feb 10
when I’m on my deathbed I hope all the cats of my life come visit me like angels
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guy who we used to call fish sticks and went on to become a doctor: hello
me at high school reunion: what’s up fish sticks
me at high school reunion: what’s up fish sticks
October 8, 2026 at 2:21 PM
guy who we used to call fish sticks and went on to become a doctor: hello
me at high school reunion: what’s up fish sticks
me at high school reunion: what’s up fish sticks
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read my Mom something I wrote here but she did not die she just slow blinked at me
October 7, 2026 at 8:21 PM
read my Mom something I wrote here but she did not die she just slow blinked at me
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Hey big guy, are you a jack in the box because I wanna play with your handle until your head pops up
October 7, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Hey big guy, are you a jack in the box because I wanna play with your handle until your head pops up
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for personal reasons, I will be disappearing into the misty forest, never to be seen or heard from again
October 6, 2026 at 8:37 PM
for personal reasons, I will be disappearing into the misty forest, never to be seen or heard from again
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Why would we call the cops? Do you need this documented?
October 7, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Why would we call the cops? Do you need this documented?
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Hobbies include driving down this one dark road with my highbeams on as watch the shadows slither back into the woods as I approach them.
October 7, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Hobbies include driving down this one dark road with my highbeams on as watch the shadows slither back into the woods as I approach them.
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Some friends invited me over for German Shepherd pie. I asked to see their dog Helga first.
October 4, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Some friends invited me over for German Shepherd pie. I asked to see their dog Helga first.
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I exclusively break up with people by emails written in comic sans because I’m one of life’s rascals
October 7, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I exclusively break up with people by emails written in comic sans because I’m one of life’s rascals
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can't wait until blood oaths come back.
September 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
can't wait until blood oaths come back.
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Professor X: So what’s your power
Me: I can make things bigger
Professor XL: Whoa!!
Me: I can make things bigger
Professor XL: Whoa!!
October 7, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Professor X: So what’s your power
Me: I can make things bigger
Professor XL: Whoa!!
Me: I can make things bigger
Professor XL: Whoa!!
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PSA: I took a fire safety class at work and they told me to NOT use fire to fight fire.
October 7, 2026 at 10:50 PM
PSA: I took a fire safety class at work and they told me to NOT use fire to fight fire.
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Kindly giving you a gold star sticker for participating in reality
October 7, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Kindly giving you a gold star sticker for participating in reality
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Some of you are good eggs.
October 7, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Some of you are good eggs.
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they should make a bedtime coffee
October 7, 2026 at 5:02 AM
they should make a bedtime coffee
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Kale is a pretty tasty snack . . . . If you're a rabbit, who's out of Doritos.
October 7, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Kale is a pretty tasty snack . . . . If you're a rabbit, who's out of Doritos.
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🎵 it’s the MOST wonderful time, of the yearrrrrr 🎶
September 21, 2026 at 2:26 AM
🎵 it’s the MOST wonderful time, of the yearrrrrr 🎶
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I was an addict for a long time and the biggest piece of advice I have is don't trust a dude who tattoos his name on his forehead
October 7, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I was an addict for a long time and the biggest piece of advice I have is don't trust a dude who tattoos his name on his forehead
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As one ages, waking up stiff isn't as exciting as it used to be.
October 7, 2026 at 4:23 PM
As one ages, waking up stiff isn't as exciting as it used to be.
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You ever notice the people who say "life is short" are usually the ones making it feel real long?
October 7, 2026 at 11:40 AM
You ever notice the people who say "life is short" are usually the ones making it feel real long?
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it’s too late for you, donate your hopes and dreams to science
October 6, 2026 at 12:57 PM
it’s too late for you, donate your hopes and dreams to science
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We'll always have that one song in common which you won't remember and I can't forget.
October 6, 2026 at 10:27 PM
We'll always have that one song in common which you won't remember and I can't forget.
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My happy place is a medically induced coma.
October 6, 2026 at 6:44 PM
My happy place is a medically induced coma.
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My ear hurts, I want a snack, and my mom just told me I need to take a nap because I’m being really “fussy”. When I said I wanted to relive moments of my childhood, this is not what I fucking meant.
October 3, 2026 at 7:57 PM
My ear hurts, I want a snack, and my mom just told me I need to take a nap because I’m being really “fussy”. When I said I wanted to relive moments of my childhood, this is not what I fucking meant.
WANTED TO GET SPOOKY FOR HALLOWEEN SO I STARTED SLEEPING IN A BOG
October 7, 2026 at 12:58 AM
WANTED TO GET SPOOKY FOR HALLOWEEN SO I STARTED SLEEPING IN A BOG