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Elisa Allechant
@elisaallechant.bsky.social
Channel Host @ SXM Phish Radio
Therapeutic Massage Practitioner CAMTC 101144
🏳️‍⚧️Ally & 🏳️‍🌈Mom

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WE LOVE DICKS!
He did it!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!
October 5, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I am feeling overwhelmed by the doom & gloom of our current administration & the systemic corruption of the capitalist system. My YouTube algorithm is bringing me a lot of news that makes it worse. Would greatly appreciate recommendations of channels spreading good news & hope, please 🙏🏻
September 26, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Just discovered the CA started a college fund for my daughter back in 2021 & it’s currently worth $561 of free money. Sure that’s not a lot but she’s been going to school for free for the past 3 years so this is just the 🍒 on top! I love California 💕
September 25, 2026 at 11:47 PM
This is what I want for my 70th, but instead of my family, it’s all Phamily ⭕️
Grandma thought it was just a sweet photo with grandpa at Disneyland, until her entire family surprised her for her 70th birthday.

Original post
September 25, 2026 at 10:43 PM
All of this.
September 22, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Reposted by Elisa Allechant
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it.
It was effectively banned as it never aired again.

I wonder why.

MEDIA-OPOLY
September 21, 2026 at 6:07 PM
The cashier at Trader Joe’s just told me I look like a young Jamie Lee Curtis and I’m so good with that 😎
September 17, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Vaccinated
September 13, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Back to work, full schedule and boss just came in the room to tell me I got a raise of more than 10%! Re-entry not to shabby!
September 9, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Sitting between two males on the airplane and neither one is in my space. It’s possible.
September 7, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Well done to the wook who just paged Suzie Greenberg at the airport
September 7, 2026 at 5:52 PM
This weekend at Dicks has been amazing, but the highlight of my weekend is my no alcohol no drugs video game queer daughter is in Berlin clubbing and her texts messages are giving me life. So proud of this kid
September 6, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I love how your texts go off the day before a run. Best feeling 💗
September 3, 2026 at 3:54 PM
One last work day before Dicks and it’s packed with clients needing to see me before I go. I will sleep hard tonight!
September 2, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Today wrecked me. House full of guests, AC is broken, I quit caffeine, & I just got a flat tire.
August 26, 2026 at 1:14 AM
That feeling when you discover and eliminate an ant infestation but then every hair movement or slight touch on your skin makes you slap away invisible bugs 😬
August 19, 2026 at 3:54 PM
The worst part about going back to school might be the chairs. My poor ass! I’m bringing a cushion on Thursday.
August 19, 2026 at 12:45 AM
First day of in-person school 😬
August 18, 2026 at 1:15 PM
I work for the best people. My employers are so kind and thoughtful and chill. I really appreciate my work environment. They are a blessing
August 17, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Scratched a Honda because the 🤡 Porsche in the other space was pulled partially into the only space left at my workplace. Mind you there was a hatched area next to the Porsche, they didn’t need to park like that. I left two notes, a nice one w/ my # for the Honda and a scathing 1 for the Porsche
August 14, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Just secured our flights to Dicks! Can’t wait to run into some of you there!!
August 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I just watched Song Sung Blue on Netflix and I liked it so much I had to come tell you guys. Heartfelt, excellent cast, great soundtrack, especially if you like Neil Diamond
August 4, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Wishing I’d packed the chocolate covered pretzels in my lunch 😭
August 3, 2026 at 7:10 PM
My princess turns 21 today 💗
August 2, 2026 at 2:09 PM