Elle Stanger, CSE
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Elle Stanger, CSE
@ellestanger.bsky.social
I like self help, sex-education, and adult entertainment.
TheyTalkSex.com
Reposted by Elle Stanger, CSE
Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.
71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
gizmodo.com
September 17, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I want to make a T-shirt with jkrowling’s face and easy-to-read text that says “what a horrible person”, the Autism in Me thinks that would be so hilarious to ragebait the people who still like her and want to defend her
September 17, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Mr Baby Poodle wants me off my phone
September 17, 2026 at 12:50 AM
It’s unfortunate that people will spend tens of thousands of dollars at “sex addiction” clinics which are not based in science, but perpetuate shame and tell people things like “don’t masturbate” or whatever desired outcome is for the family or people paying for it
September 17, 2026 at 12:39 AM
You’re beautiful, Portland #pdx
September 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
What crayola color is YOUR butthole? I’m a “mauvelous” share.google/dr0ThLZwoZSv...
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September 14, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Just hustled some lap dances in my crappy Spanish, and secondly a young lady lost her septum ring so we hunted for something she could jam in there, we found a paper clip and she’s washing it in the bathroom now
September 14, 2026 at 7:31 AM
It’s so weird to come to a strip club and not tip the dancers, it makes you look predatory
September 14, 2026 at 6:49 AM
There’s a guy on the Sexting app who only ever send one text to me to ask if I “want to see him jack off on video”, but I always see it a couple hours too late and he never responded, and at this point of playing telephone I’m actually kind of curious
September 13, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Is this format annoying? Anyway, I’m gonna be baking a pie tonight.
September 6, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Stay hydrated bbs
September 5, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Wow, I really can’t stand Eminem’s music and that means lyrics and vocal tone and yes, I’m hearing it at work right now AGAIN 
September 5, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Reposted by Elle Stanger, CSE
Age verification makes everyone less safe.

Age verification makes everyone less safe.

Age verification makes everyone less safe.

Age verification makes everyone less safe.

Age verification makes everyone less safe.

Age verification makes everyone less safe.
Hackers Had A Live Feed Of Every ID This Verification Company Scanned. For Over A Year.
From the very beginning of this recent obsession with identifying everyone online (yes, they like to call it "age" verification, but it always ends up as identity verification), we've been pointing out that it was a huge privacy nightmare waiting to happen. Or maybe it wasn't waiting. Maybe it was already happening. This week a...
www.techdirt.com
September 4, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Almost ate shit on the stripclub carpet in my new heels, feeling like a noob
September 5, 2026 at 5:54 AM
@kitkatshowclubpdx.bsky.social see ya tonight! Just 9pm-midnight because mama has an early skool morning 🍎
August 30, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Hello Sunday
August 30, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I’ve never seen the series but I like the original movie and rewatched it for the first time in over 20 years yesterday #Buffy
August 28, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Reposted by Elle Stanger, CSE
your nephew is hooked on opioids because cops took the drug prevention money and spent it on flock cameras to stalk their ex wives
“A review of meeting minutes, local reporting, state opioid expenditure disclosures, and invoices obtained via public records requests reveals that at least twelve sheriffs’ offices and police departments have since 2024 spent their opioid funds on Flock cameras.”
Police are spending opioid settlement funds on Flock cameras
Historic opioid settlements were supposed to be a lifeline for underserved communities. But much of that money is flowing to law enforcement.
www.motherjones.com
August 27, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Anybody else’s parents ever call or text on the exact same day to complain about the other parent?
August 28, 2026 at 3:24 AM
I’ll gladly and graciously take strap requests from women clients as well, it’s just not something that’s happened yet
August 22, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I love getting strap requests from my (male) clients who want me to fuck their face, digitally
August 22, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I’ll be at Ye Old Dolphin in Milwaukie, Oregon tonight at 9pm, give me a story to remember
August 22, 2026 at 1:41 AM
My little butt looks so muscular
August 22, 2026 at 12:43 AM
A nice man got me some new shoes, how are you? 
August 17, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Every time I clean the stage at the strip club a customer or staff will positively comment on it, I’m not the only one with OCD and hyper fixating on it! whooooooo
August 17, 2026 at 6:17 AM