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Ellie Marney
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Aussie rural, NYT bestseller - people die in my books 💀 Feb 2026: NO ONE IS SAFE 💀 Here's the fun stuff: https://t.co/ujW6HqmgSi
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Delighted that I can now add a new book to my reader's guide 😁
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This kind of stuff comes in threes, doesn't it? 🙏
July 12, 2026 at 9:13 AM
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This is. And thou art. There is no safety. There is no end. The word must be heard in silence. There must be darkness to see the stars. The dance is always danced above the hollow place, above the terrible abyss.
July 5, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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July 5, 2026 at 10:10 AM
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My pro career has died a death lately, i cant find paid work anymore, but if you like my artwork and can support me making more in my slow chaotic way heres my patreon, thanks! patreon.com/c/AlexDuneBr...
January 29, 2026 at 10:10 PM
OH NOES BWAHAHAHA
June 24, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Just found out that Clavicular's real name is Braden Peters and it's absolutely sending me

~BRADEN~

omg
June 24, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Thinking today about the painting Fallen Angel by Alexandre Cabanel
June 8, 2026 at 11:10 AM
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MAKE THE MUMMY BREAD

DRINK THE BOG BEER

FUCK IT, MAKE CORPSE YOGURT AND DOOM PICKLES AND MONSTROUS MARMITE

NOTHING MATTERS ANYMORE
June 8, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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Just need everyone to know that the Belgium men's soccer team has new jerseys based on the art of Rene Magritte and this is the official photo shoot
June 8, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Recovering from Melbourne ComicCon with the famously restorative "hot tea with buttered toast"
June 8, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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“There’s something living inside fog, scientists find, and his name is Jerry.”
There's Something Living Inside Fog, Scientists Find
New research found that fog is rife with so much life that it's comparable to an ocean to an entire ocean in density.
futurism.com
June 3, 2026 at 11:28 AM
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JOB POST ALERT

Role: Head of Stonehenge at English Heritage
Location: Stonehenge
Salary: Salary from £64,189 p.a.

Find out more: https://museumsandheritage.com/advisor/all-jobs/english-heritage-head-of-stonehenge/
June 3, 2026 at 11:05 AM
WHAT A LOAD OF ABSOLUTE TOSH
June 3, 2026 at 9:59 AM
This week's WIDOW'S BAY episode wins the Emmy for Best Use of Enya Music in a Series
June 3, 2026 at 9:57 AM
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June 2, 2026 at 3:21 AM
"I can see your gaunch" 💀🖤
June 2, 2026 at 11:34 AM
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Happy Pride Month. If you're a gay man, please remember your power. People often think that gay men are innately fashionable, which means if you wear some stupid shit for long enough, straight people, including homophobes, will copy you and then you can laugh at them.
June 2, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼
June 1, 2026 at 10:07 PM
"AI not working" is how it usually functions
June 2, 2026 at 11:28 AM
“There is something fundamentally wrong with a system where extreme wealth keeps skyrocketing while so many people are struggling to afford the basics, and governments claim there is not enough money for housing, healthcare, climate action and essential services.”
June 2, 2026 at 11:24 AM
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Happy Pride month you buncha queers
June 1, 2026 at 6:32 AM
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Will renters be forced to eat tinned tomatoes out of a can after tax changes destroy the economy? Communism! www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Is Albo using his sinister communist tax changes to destroy the housing market? | First Dog on the Moon
Decent hard-earning landlords are weeping into their Fabergé egg cups
www.theguardian.com
June 1, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Wrote this for a workshop recently:

"Writers create characters – a character contains pieces of our shared humanity, which allows the reader to feel an identifying connection and enter the story."

⭐OUR SHARED HUMANITY⭐

That's why 'AI writing' is and always will be bullshit.
June 1, 2026 at 2:58 AM
You don't say...👀
May 29, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Ditch NAPLAN = yes! great, finally
Replace with AI prompt writing = no, what the fuck, fuck off
The Australian Government Primary Principals Association has suggested ending the NAPLAN writing test.

Instead, students might be “drafting, editing, and refining writing using digital and AI tools while being assessed on creativity and critical thinking.”
Principals call for NAPLAN writing test to be axed
One of Australia’s largest Principals’ associations says the move would be the first step in modernising Australia’s National Assessment Program
www.theeducatoronline.com
May 29, 2026 at 9:52 AM