Elwood
@elwoodjblues.bsky.social
Dry White Toast
AKA Todd
Twitter Refugee (2008-2025)
Pop Culture, Politics, Physical Media, and Punching Nazis. Not just the ones in Illinois.
AKA Todd
Twitter Refugee (2008-2025)
Pop Culture, Politics, Physical Media, and Punching Nazis. Not just the ones in Illinois.
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Elwood
@elwoodjblues.bsky.social
· Nov 15
If you think it’s me, it probably is.
Scooter, Swedish Chef, and Sprocket.
if you had to pick three muppets to represent you (not your three favorites) who would you pick? greater henson canon counts.
I think I'd go Gonzo, Rizzo and Uncle Deadly.
I think I'd go Gonzo, Rizzo and Uncle Deadly.
July 24, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Scooter, Swedish Chef, and Sprocket.
It’s like the best (and sometimes the worst) of your personal timeline is trapped in amber.
I have more mind palace memories tied to TV and movies than I do to music, or books.
I have more mind palace memories tied to TV and movies than I do to music, or books.
I realize this is really basic, but I just love how flms & TV shows documentary records of people and places that existed, on top of other aspects of interest, even if it's a work of fiction. Jimmy Cagney, among other people, is still alive to me, because of this.
July 15, 2026 at 4:03 AM
It’s like the best (and sometimes the worst) of your personal timeline is trapped in amber.
I have more mind palace memories tied to TV and movies than I do to music, or books.
I have more mind palace memories tied to TV and movies than I do to music, or books.
Maxwell’s Silver Hammer - The Beatles
Name a Cheerful sounding Song that is truly Dark.
June 17, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Maxwell’s Silver Hammer - The Beatles
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Dang. What a time. www.gq.com/story/tap-in...
Sean Fennessey On Spielberg, Simmons, and Getting Back to Music Writing
The movie pod-gawd joins GQ columnist Frazier Tharpe for a conversation about the state of Hollywood.
www.gq.com
May 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Dang. What a time. www.gq.com/story/tap-in...
*burn in flavortown*
Had to unfollow Guy Fieri on Instagram due to his continued support of products no one wants or asked for (AI art and Hunter Fieri).
February 24, 2026 at 1:33 AM
*burn in flavortown*
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in public, the men's hockey team has been supportive of the women's team, going to games, cheering them on, saying they were inspired by the OT golden goal
must be gutting to feel that support and then get first-hand evidence that behind closed doors, when it's just The Boys, they're laughing at you
must be gutting to feel that support and then get first-hand evidence that behind closed doors, when it's just The Boys, they're laughing at you
In the video of Trump talking to the US men's hockey team, when he says "I must tell you, we're going to have to bring the women's team, you do know that" as a joke about how annoying it is to have women around, the most painful part for me, are all the hockey players laughing. Actually laughing.
February 23, 2026 at 4:29 PM
in public, the men's hockey team has been supportive of the women's team, going to games, cheering them on, saying they were inspired by the OT golden goal
must be gutting to feel that support and then get first-hand evidence that behind closed doors, when it's just The Boys, they're laughing at you
must be gutting to feel that support and then get first-hand evidence that behind closed doors, when it's just The Boys, they're laughing at you
Don’t fuck this up Seahawks pls kthx
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Don’t fuck this up Seahawks pls kthx
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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That Dunkin’ commercial was Al of us collectively having a stroke, right?
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
That Dunkin’ commercial was Al of us collectively having a stroke, right?
Driving home from work late tonight, I got a craving and swung through McD’s.
At the window, the Gens Z/Alpha working were absolutely blasting “Hotel California” and I thought…the kids are gonna be alright.
Only 18 nuggets in my 20pc. The kids can’t math, but at least they can work a playlist.
At the window, the Gens Z/Alpha working were absolutely blasting “Hotel California” and I thought…the kids are gonna be alright.
Only 18 nuggets in my 20pc. The kids can’t math, but at least they can work a playlist.
February 6, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Driving home from work late tonight, I got a craving and swung through McD’s.
At the window, the Gens Z/Alpha working were absolutely blasting “Hotel California” and I thought…the kids are gonna be alright.
Only 18 nuggets in my 20pc. The kids can’t math, but at least they can work a playlist.
At the window, the Gens Z/Alpha working were absolutely blasting “Hotel California” and I thought…the kids are gonna be alright.
Only 18 nuggets in my 20pc. The kids can’t math, but at least they can work a playlist.
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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Brian and Sly in the same week is some end of an era shit.
June 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Brian and Sly in the same week is some end of an era shit.
🎶 FROM THE HOUSES OF THE HOLY WE CAN WATCH THE WHITE DOVES GO…FROM THE DOOR COMES SATAN’S DAUGHTER AND IT ONLY GOES TO SHOW… 🎵
May 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
🎶 FROM THE HOUSES OF THE HOLY WE CAN WATCH THE WHITE DOVES GO…FROM THE DOOR COMES SATAN’S DAUGHTER AND IT ONLY GOES TO SHOW… 🎵
New additions to the shelves, thanks to @kinolorber.com! #physicalmedia #dvd #bluray #4k #kinocult #movies
April 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
New additions to the shelves, thanks to @kinolorber.com! #physicalmedia #dvd #bluray #4k #kinocult #movies
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Dow Down 2200+ Points
Fox:
Fox:
April 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Dow Down 2200+ Points
Fox:
Fox:
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Good evening and welcome to the end of Wayne Gretzky's career
He's at the Ovechkin game tonight - along with Trump Con Man and "FBI Director" Popeye Patel
If there was one moment when Gretzky's path towards self-destruction became unalterable, it was tonight.
He's at the Ovechkin game tonight - along with Trump Con Man and "FBI Director" Popeye Patel
If there was one moment when Gretzky's path towards self-destruction became unalterable, it was tonight.
April 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Good evening and welcome to the end of Wayne Gretzky's career
He's at the Ovechkin game tonight - along with Trump Con Man and "FBI Director" Popeye Patel
If there was one moment when Gretzky's path towards self-destruction became unalterable, it was tonight.
He's at the Ovechkin game tonight - along with Trump Con Man and "FBI Director" Popeye Patel
If there was one moment when Gretzky's path towards self-destruction became unalterable, it was tonight.
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It’s funny how all of these people have maximized their daily routine down to the second for maximum hustling grindset human excellence yet would completely fall apart if they had to do a shift making sandwiches at Subway
March 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
It’s funny how all of these people have maximized their daily routine down to the second for maximum hustling grindset human excellence yet would completely fall apart if they had to do a shift making sandwiches at Subway
Sunday Triple Header in honor of Opening Week. #nowscreening #nowplaying #MLB #SundayMovies #movienight #physicalmedia
March 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Sunday Triple Header in honor of Opening Week. #nowscreening #nowplaying #MLB #SundayMovies #movienight #physicalmedia
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I usually look forward to the montage towards the end of the movie where all the bad guys who think they’ve gotten away with it are all snuffed out, one by one, very mysteriously but to the surprise or bother of absolutely no one.
March 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I usually look forward to the montage towards the end of the movie where all the bad guys who think they’ve gotten away with it are all snuffed out, one by one, very mysteriously but to the surprise or bother of absolutely no one.
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Speaking of THE PITT, please get a glass of water or your emotional support stuffy before you watch this evening. They’re not done with you yet.
The thing to know about Philadelphia is that everybody in Philadelphia loves the line in THE PITT where Dana is telling everybody not to fistfight in the waiting room and she says, “Where do you think you are? THIS AIN’T PHILLY!”
March 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Speaking of THE PITT, please get a glass of water or your emotional support stuffy before you watch this evening. They’re not done with you yet.