Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27
@emberlynslade.com
Petite, Pro Girlfriend ✨ GFE
Soft Heart. Strong values. Pretty and principled.📚
Pilates Princess 🤸🏻♀️ Girl Next Door
Community over cruelty.
🏡 Minneapolis, MN, USA + FMTY Worldwide
🌐 EmberlynSlade.com | bio.site/EmberlynSlade
💌 [email protected]
Soft Heart. Strong values. Pretty and principled.📚
Pilates Princess 🤸🏻♀️ Girl Next Door
Community over cruelty.
🏡 Minneapolis, MN, USA + FMTY Worldwide
🌐 EmberlynSlade.com | bio.site/EmberlynSlade
💌 [email protected]
Pinned
Almost three years ago to date, I made this lucky money worm 🐛 so I’m bringing him back around ✨
Praise him 🙌🏻
He will bring us money!
Praise him 🙌🏻
He will bring us money!
For those who enjoy spoiling with intention — my wishlist is here. Thank you for every thoughtful gesture. 🤍
https://throne.com/emberlynslade https://throne.com/emberlynslade/wishlist
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September 28, 2026 at 12:01 PM
For those who enjoy spoiling with intention — my wishlist is here. Thank you for every thoughtful gesture. 🤍
https://throne.com/emberlynslade https://throne.com/emberlynslade/wishlist
https://throne.com/emberlynslade https://throne.com/emberlynslade/wishlist
Anyway. Not a chip off my block. 🤷🏻♀️
I’m taking a shower and going to sleep; I have a very fun day planned tomorrow.
Seriously can’t wait to tell you guys about it! 😍
I’m taking a shower and going to sleep; I have a very fun day planned tomorrow.
Seriously can’t wait to tell you guys about it! 😍
September 28, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Anyway. Not a chip off my block. 🤷🏻♀️
I’m taking a shower and going to sleep; I have a very fun day planned tomorrow.
Seriously can’t wait to tell you guys about it! 😍
I’m taking a shower and going to sleep; I have a very fun day planned tomorrow.
Seriously can’t wait to tell you guys about it! 😍
If you in any way shape or form ever going to try to play devils advocate about Israel, you’re done and OUT 😭🤣
“Promised land 3000 years ago”
LITERALLY GO FUCK YOURSELF HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOODBYE 🥴
Trying to use a biblical land deed as an argument is 2026 is CRAZY - get a WHOLE BIG GRIP 😭
“Promised land 3000 years ago”
LITERALLY GO FUCK YOURSELF HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOODBYE 🥴
Trying to use a biblical land deed as an argument is 2026 is CRAZY - get a WHOLE BIG GRIP 😭
September 28, 2026 at 3:30 AM
If you in any way shape or form ever going to try to play devils advocate about Israel, you’re done and OUT 😭🤣
“Promised land 3000 years ago”
LITERALLY GO FUCK YOURSELF HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOODBYE 🥴
Trying to use a biblical land deed as an argument is 2026 is CRAZY - get a WHOLE BIG GRIP 😭
“Promised land 3000 years ago”
LITERALLY GO FUCK YOURSELF HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOODBYE 🥴
Trying to use a biblical land deed as an argument is 2026 is CRAZY - get a WHOLE BIG GRIP 😭
Thank you 😌💞💞
I appreciate you, whoever you are!
I appreciate you, whoever you are!
A new gift has arrived: Spa Day from Anonymous. Thank you so much, thoughtful gestures never go unnoticed. 🕊️ https://Throne.com/EmberlynSlade
September 27, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Thank you 😌💞💞
I appreciate you, whoever you are!
I appreciate you, whoever you are!
Good morning San Francisco! 💓
I got to sleep in, now I’ve ordered room service for late breakfast while I get ready for the day. ☺️
I got to sleep in, now I’ve ordered room service for late breakfast while I get ready for the day. ☺️
September 27, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Good morning San Francisco! 💓
I got to sleep in, now I’ve ordered room service for late breakfast while I get ready for the day. ☺️
I got to sleep in, now I’ve ordered room service for late breakfast while I get ready for the day. ☺️
Hahaha messaging other workers means our auto-replies talk to each other 🤣🤣
September 27, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Hahaha messaging other workers means our auto-replies talk to each other 🤣🤣
A new gift has arrived: Spa Day from Anonymous. Thank you so much, thoughtful gestures never go unnoticed. 🕊️ https://Throne.com/EmberlynSlade
September 27, 2026 at 2:23 AM
A new gift has arrived: Spa Day from Anonymous. Thank you so much, thoughtful gestures never go unnoticed. 🕊️ https://Throne.com/EmberlynSlade
I just realized the last time I was in San Francisco was over a year ago!
September 27, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I just realized the last time I was in San Francisco was over a year ago!
I watched the new Scary Movie on the plane to SFO and all I have to say is I was NOT expecting a KPop Demon Hunters crossover ~ I didn’t finish it but it’s just as dumb as all Scary Movies’ past.
September 27, 2026 at 12:10 AM
I watched the new Scary Movie on the plane to SFO and all I have to say is I was NOT expecting a KPop Demon Hunters crossover ~ I didn’t finish it but it’s just as dumb as all Scary Movies’ past.
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I don’t need much convincing to disappear into the mountains for a weekend
September 26, 2026 at 9:29 PM
I don’t need much convincing to disappear into the mountains for a weekend
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Starting in 2027, I’ll only be entertaining 1-2 tours per month ~ typically every other Wednesday-Friday, occasionally through Saturday. ✈️
This means I’ll be home in Minneapolis every week Sunday-Tuesday/Wednesday, plus every other weekend opposite my tours. 🏡🖤
This means I’ll be home in Minneapolis every week Sunday-Tuesday/Wednesday, plus every other weekend opposite my tours. 🏡🖤
September 26, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Starting in 2027, I’ll only be entertaining 1-2 tours per month ~ typically every other Wednesday-Friday, occasionally through Saturday. ✈️
This means I’ll be home in Minneapolis every week Sunday-Tuesday/Wednesday, plus every other weekend opposite my tours. 🏡🖤
This means I’ll be home in Minneapolis every week Sunday-Tuesday/Wednesday, plus every other weekend opposite my tours. 🏡🖤
If anyone wants to pay my speeding ticket I got on the way to my grandma’s, it’s $125 😭🤣
September 26, 2026 at 3:58 AM
If anyone wants to pay my speeding ticket I got on the way to my grandma’s, it’s $125 😭🤣
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San Francisco Tour • Sept 27-29
Almost fully booked; only 1-2 spots left
Almost fully booked; only 1-2 spots left
Donatella: Booked & Busy
ALT: Donatella: Booked & Busy
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September 20, 2026 at 8:54 PM
San Francisco Tour • Sept 27-29
Almost fully booked; only 1-2 spots left
Almost fully booked; only 1-2 spots left
Sept 27 • 10am-3pm
Sept 28 • BOOKED
Sept 29 • 10am-1pm
Sept 28 • BOOKED
Sept 29 • 10am-1pm
Remaining Availability for my San Francisco, CA Tour 💚 September 27-29
Sept 27 • 10am-6pm
Sept 28 • BOOKED
Sept 29 • 10am-1pm
• Early morning dates available on this tour: +200 to wake me up early for a 10-11am start time
• Duos available on the 29th with @autumnlefay.bsky.social
GFE • FMTY
Sept 27 • 10am-6pm
Sept 28 • BOOKED
Sept 29 • 10am-1pm
• Early morning dates available on this tour: +200 to wake me up early for a 10-11am start time
• Duos available on the 29th with @autumnlefay.bsky.social
GFE • FMTY
September 26, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Sept 27 • 10am-3pm
Sept 28 • BOOKED
Sept 29 • 10am-1pm
Sept 28 • BOOKED
Sept 29 • 10am-1pm
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⭐️🌉 San Francisco Date Ideas 💡
💨 Dispensary stock up and a walk
🚆 Show me how to use the train so I don’t have to pay one million dollars each way to the airport
🦀 Cioppino
🍲 Chinese food in Chinatown and maybe a short stop at a KBeauty store
🍣 Sushi
💨 Dispensary stock up and a walk
🚆 Show me how to use the train so I don’t have to pay one million dollars each way to the airport
🦀 Cioppino
🍲 Chinese food in Chinatown and maybe a short stop at a KBeauty store
🍣 Sushi
September 21, 2026 at 7:41 PM
⭐️🌉 San Francisco Date Ideas 💡
💨 Dispensary stock up and a walk
🚆 Show me how to use the train so I don’t have to pay one million dollars each way to the airport
🦀 Cioppino
🍲 Chinese food in Chinatown and maybe a short stop at a KBeauty store
🍣 Sushi
💨 Dispensary stock up and a walk
🚆 Show me how to use the train so I don’t have to pay one million dollars each way to the airport
🦀 Cioppino
🍲 Chinese food in Chinatown and maybe a short stop at a KBeauty store
🍣 Sushi
I have only 8 remaining hours of availability on my San Francisco tour Sept 27-29 ~ my schedule by the hour is updated on my site!
September 26, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I have only 8 remaining hours of availability on my San Francisco tour Sept 27-29 ~ my schedule by the hour is updated on my site!
Starting in 2027, I’ll only be entertaining 1-2 tours per month ~ typically every other Wednesday-Friday, occasionally through Saturday. ✈️
This means I’ll be home in Minneapolis every week Sunday-Tuesday/Wednesday, plus every other weekend opposite my tours. 🏡🖤
This means I’ll be home in Minneapolis every week Sunday-Tuesday/Wednesday, plus every other weekend opposite my tours. 🏡🖤
September 26, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Starting in 2027, I’ll only be entertaining 1-2 tours per month ~ typically every other Wednesday-Friday, occasionally through Saturday. ✈️
This means I’ll be home in Minneapolis every week Sunday-Tuesday/Wednesday, plus every other weekend opposite my tours. 🏡🖤
This means I’ll be home in Minneapolis every week Sunday-Tuesday/Wednesday, plus every other weekend opposite my tours. 🏡🖤
I accidentally followed a Starter Pack full of bots -.- no idea how to fix this
September 25, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I accidentally followed a Starter Pack full of bots -.- no idea how to fix this
Need to work on:
-Duos Page
-October Newsletter (sign up at the bottom of my site)
-Duos Page
-October Newsletter (sign up at the bottom of my site)
September 25, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Need to work on:
-Duos Page
-October Newsletter (sign up at the bottom of my site)
-Duos Page
-October Newsletter (sign up at the bottom of my site)
Laundry, packing my bags, and a spa day this afternoon before I head off to San Francisco tomorrow evening. 💗
It's been quite awhile since I've been to SFO; I'm excited and a little nervous!
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It's been quite awhile since I've been to SFO; I'm excited and a little nervous!
throne.com/emberlynslad...
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September 25, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Laundry, packing my bags, and a spa day this afternoon before I head off to San Francisco tomorrow evening. 💗
It's been quite awhile since I've been to SFO; I'm excited and a little nervous!
throne.com/emberlynslad...
It's been quite awhile since I've been to SFO; I'm excited and a little nervous!
throne.com/emberlynslad...
Remaining Availability for my San Francisco, CA Tour 💚 September 27-29
Sept 27 • 10am-6pm
Sept 28 • BOOKED
Sept 29 • 10am-1pm
• Early morning dates available on this tour: +200 to wake me up early for a 10-11am start time
• Duos available on the 29th with @autumnlefay.bsky.social
GFE • FMTY
Sept 27 • 10am-6pm
Sept 28 • BOOKED
Sept 29 • 10am-1pm
• Early morning dates available on this tour: +200 to wake me up early for a 10-11am start time
• Duos available on the 29th with @autumnlefay.bsky.social
GFE • FMTY
September 25, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Remaining Availability for my San Francisco, CA Tour 💚 September 27-29
Sept 27 • 10am-6pm
Sept 28 • BOOKED
Sept 29 • 10am-1pm
• Early morning dates available on this tour: +200 to wake me up early for a 10-11am start time
• Duos available on the 29th with @autumnlefay.bsky.social
GFE • FMTY
Sept 27 • 10am-6pm
Sept 28 • BOOKED
Sept 29 • 10am-1pm
• Early morning dates available on this tour: +200 to wake me up early for a 10-11am start time
• Duos available on the 29th with @autumnlefay.bsky.social
GFE • FMTY
I just did my first pottery wheel class of 6 ~ this is the second time I’ve ever thrown on a wheel.
It’s so hard but so rewarding! I can’t wait to continue refining this skill. ☺️
It’s so hard but so rewarding! I can’t wait to continue refining this skill. ☺️
September 25, 2026 at 5:22 PM
I just did my first pottery wheel class of 6 ~ this is the second time I’ve ever thrown on a wheel.
It’s so hard but so rewarding! I can’t wait to continue refining this skill. ☺️
It’s so hard but so rewarding! I can’t wait to continue refining this skill. ☺️
For those who enjoy spoiling with intention — my wishlist is here. Thank you for every thoughtful gesture. 🤍
https://throne.com/emberlynslade https://throne.com/emberlynslade/wishlist
https://throne.com/emberlynslade https://throne.com/emberlynslade/wishlist
September 25, 2026 at 12:00 PM
For those who enjoy spoiling with intention — my wishlist is here. Thank you for every thoughtful gesture. 🤍
https://throne.com/emberlynslade https://throne.com/emberlynslade/wishlist
https://throne.com/emberlynslade https://throne.com/emberlynslade/wishlist
Reposted by Emberlyn ✈️ BOS & PHL 10/16-20 • SAN 10/26-27
1/2 a mid hotel cheeseburger 5 fries & a snickers call it working girl dinner.
September 25, 2026 at 2:09 AM
1/2 a mid hotel cheeseburger 5 fries & a snickers call it working girl dinner.
I had two Pilates classes with two of my favorite instructors yesterday and today.
I am in pain. In all the right places I guess, but ouch. 😭😭😵💫🤣
I am in pain. In all the right places I guess, but ouch. 😭😭😵💫🤣
September 24, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I had two Pilates classes with two of my favorite instructors yesterday and today.
I am in pain. In all the right places I guess, but ouch. 😭😭😵💫🤣
I am in pain. In all the right places I guess, but ouch. 😭😭😵💫🤣