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💖empy💖
@empireship.bsky.social
· Jul 13
Hello bsky! I am empireship, but you can call me empy. Artist (see #empydraws), SMW's adopted bastard child, veteran speedrunning event volunteer, and wizard. Enjoy the shitposting and pictures of my cats!
post canceled, apparently you can't make anime swordfighters kiss 😩
alright who's gonna do the very important job of sending a copy of Fortune's Weave to my apartment so I can make anime swordfighters kiss
September 17, 2026 at 10:24 PM
post canceled, apparently you can't make anime swordfighters kiss 😩
alright who's gonna do the very important job of sending a copy of Fortune's Weave to my apartment so I can make anime swordfighters kiss
September 17, 2026 at 6:30 AM
alright who's gonna do the very important job of sending a copy of Fortune's Weave to my apartment so I can make anime swordfighters kiss
beautiful women in my inbox named "Payment Past Due"
September 15, 2026 at 12:41 AM
beautiful women in my inbox named "Payment Past Due"
I love having company over because I have a mixture of regular and rainbowy silverware so if we're eating something I get to be like "would you like a gay fork or a straight fork?" and watch them struggle to figure out if picking the regular fork would be homophobic or if I'm just fucking with them
September 14, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I love having company over because I have a mixture of regular and rainbowy silverware so if we're eating something I get to be like "would you like a gay fork or a straight fork?" and watch them struggle to figure out if picking the regular fork would be homophobic or if I'm just fucking with them
jorkin hard or hardly jorkin?
September 11, 2026 at 2:50 AM
jorkin hard or hardly jorkin?
Metroid fans are eaten good today
"don't you mean eating good?" nope :)
"don't you mean eating good?" nope :)
September 9, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Metroid fans are eaten good today
"don't you mean eating good?" nope :)
"don't you mean eating good?" nope :)
anyway that's enough doomposting for today. look at this thing.
September 3, 2026 at 5:43 PM
anyway that's enough doomposting for today. look at this thing.
hey I don't say it enough but I'm really grateful for having friends and a community who give me the courage to ask for help. in online spaces that would rather you be poisoned by irony and sarcasm, it is reassuring to go on here and be vulnerable and earnest and be treated in kind. thank you. 💖
September 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
hey I don't say it enough but I'm really grateful for having friends and a community who give me the courage to ask for help. in online spaces that would rather you be poisoned by irony and sarcasm, it is reassuring to go on here and be vulnerable and earnest and be treated in kind. thank you. 💖
I put a goal on ko-fi so people who want to help know what it's going towards. shit's honestly incredibly dire. I need more than this amount but raising this much before my next paycheck will pause the drowning. I'm sorry to keep asking but please please please help.
ko-fi.com/empireship/g...
ko-fi.com/empireship/g...
Support empireship
Support empireship
ko-fi.com
September 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I put a goal on ko-fi so people who want to help know what it's going towards. shit's honestly incredibly dire. I need more than this amount but raising this much before my next paycheck will pause the drowning. I'm sorry to keep asking but please please please help.
ko-fi.com/empireship/g...
ko-fi.com/empireship/g...
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it is once again a day or two after payday where my entire paycheck has been eaten in order to cover rent first, then whatever credit card bills I can until my checking reaches 0. so um. I am still behind on bills. Help me eat for the next 2 weeks?
My credit card payments totaling over $1,000 are past due, and I have less than $10 to my name currently. I'm frustrated at myself for always having to do this, but anything helps.
Venmo: account.venmo.com/u/empireship
PayPal: www.paypal.me/empireship
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/empireship
Venmo: account.venmo.com/u/empireship
PayPal: www.paypal.me/empireship
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/empireship
Support empireship
Support empireship
ko-fi.com
September 1, 2026 at 12:37 AM
it is once again a day or two after payday where my entire paycheck has been eaten in order to cover rent first, then whatever credit card bills I can until my checking reaches 0. so um. I am still behind on bills. Help me eat for the next 2 weeks?
downtown Portland graffiti never misses
September 1, 2026 at 2:45 AM
downtown Portland graffiti never misses
it is once again a day or two after payday where my entire paycheck has been eaten in order to cover rent first, then whatever credit card bills I can until my checking reaches 0. so um. I am still behind on bills. Help me eat for the next 2 weeks?
My credit card payments totaling over $1,000 are past due, and I have less than $10 to my name currently. I'm frustrated at myself for always having to do this, but anything helps.
Venmo: account.venmo.com/u/empireship
PayPal: www.paypal.me/empireship
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/empireship
Venmo: account.venmo.com/u/empireship
PayPal: www.paypal.me/empireship
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/empireship
Support empireship
Support empireship
ko-fi.com
September 1, 2026 at 12:37 AM
it is once again a day or two after payday where my entire paycheck has been eaten in order to cover rent first, then whatever credit card bills I can until my checking reaches 0. so um. I am still behind on bills. Help me eat for the next 2 weeks?
Reposted by 💖empy💖
Did you catch @rexrath.dev getting through this crazy section of VVVVVV blindfolded and wearing oven mitts, guided by @digiholic.bsky.social? Crazy incentives like this are available for the low cost of donations to NAMI the rest of the night! twitch.tv/colosseumlive
August 31, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Did you catch @rexrath.dev getting through this crazy section of VVVVVV blindfolded and wearing oven mitts, guided by @digiholic.bsky.social? Crazy incentives like this are available for the low cost of donations to NAMI the rest of the night! twitch.tv/colosseumlive
wait, today's moment of letting The Horrors win is cancelled, I just saw a van with "SLUTTY FOR SNORLAX" painted on the side of it
August 28, 2026 at 5:20 PM
wait, today's moment of letting The Horrors win is cancelled, I just saw a van with "SLUTTY FOR SNORLAX" painted on the side of it
I am once again asking any wealthy strangers reading this if they've got a spare like $10,000 lying around
August 28, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I am once again asking any wealthy strangers reading this if they've got a spare like $10,000 lying around
hey if you pick up my very funny and very smart friend's book from Powell's downtown's current stock, you'll get to maybe touch a book that was touched by me!
oooh top shelf at Powell’s!!
huge shout-out to @empireship.bsky.social for accepting my side quest to find it! 🪐✨
huge shout-out to @empireship.bsky.social for accepting my side quest to find it! 🪐✨
August 25, 2026 at 4:52 PM
hey if you pick up my very funny and very smart friend's book from Powell's downtown's current stock, you'll get to maybe touch a book that was touched by me!
hear me out: fundraising stream to eliminate my [undisclosed 5-digit number] of debt but it's just me sitting in silence playing DDO
August 24, 2026 at 5:08 PM
hear me out: fundraising stream to eliminate my [undisclosed 5-digit number] of debt but it's just me sitting in silence playing DDO
OH MITSKI WE'RE REALLY IN IT NOW
August 22, 2026 at 1:19 PM
OH MITSKI WE'RE REALLY IN IT NOW
always the bear trap, never the bear
August 18, 2026 at 3:20 AM
always the bear trap, never the bear
my daddy and my mommy and my daddy and my mommmmmy
August 15, 2026 at 6:44 AM
my daddy and my mommy and my daddy and my mommmmmy
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BIG DANG SHOP UPDATE!!!
shop.kikidoodle.com
Lanyards, stickers, Mystery Stellar Chonk pins, Kittens & Catacombs, Derpy-lutions, new prints, and probably more I'm forgetting about!!
Please share as this was an undertaking!
Here are SOME of the new things you can find!!👀
#shopupdate
shop.kikidoodle.com
Lanyards, stickers, Mystery Stellar Chonk pins, Kittens & Catacombs, Derpy-lutions, new prints, and probably more I'm forgetting about!!
Please share as this was an undertaking!
Here are SOME of the new things you can find!!👀
#shopupdate
August 15, 2026 at 1:22 AM
BIG DANG SHOP UPDATE!!!
shop.kikidoodle.com
Lanyards, stickers, Mystery Stellar Chonk pins, Kittens & Catacombs, Derpy-lutions, new prints, and probably more I'm forgetting about!!
Please share as this was an undertaking!
Here are SOME of the new things you can find!!👀
#shopupdate
shop.kikidoodle.com
Lanyards, stickers, Mystery Stellar Chonk pins, Kittens & Catacombs, Derpy-lutions, new prints, and probably more I'm forgetting about!!
Please share as this was an undertaking!
Here are SOME of the new things you can find!!👀
#shopupdate
to submit your speedrun you must first defeat my seven evil exes
August 13, 2026 at 5:10 PM
to submit your speedrun you must first defeat my seven evil exes