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Aren't you tired of playing second fiddle to some two-bit wrestle-man, and his yellow dog? - he/him - recovering MPH - grass/water type commie - profile 📸 Jessica Bolser USFWS
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Only get mad on purpose.
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Dolly Parton is proof that rich people can just do stuff like that whenever they want but most of them are bad people
August 26, 2026 at 4:17 AM
What I'm gonna have to drink straight gas from tomorrow after staying up until Bar's Closing late to watch a pitching duel between two bullpens
October 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Fans of every team besides the Ms and Tigers: Hell of a game

Tigers and Ms fans:
October 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Wish y'all could have seen this baby start dancing immediately to the @means.tv morning news theme
September 21, 2025 at 1:22 PM
There is nothing you can say that will make them not hate you.

It's okay to not respond.
September 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The @twinsbaseball.bsky.social currently functioning as Beginner difficulty
August 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The guys behind the plate are the reason everyone is leaving your party #tigers
June 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Just watch 5 major league pitchers getting shelled and tell me that men aren't too emotional to be president
June 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
And that's the ball game. See you on the bus @tigers.bsky.social
June 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Making all my graduating students into custom XCOM soldiers. That way I can be sad they're leaving me and extra sad when they're killed by aliens
June 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
"Am I being detained?"

Am I free to go?"

I'm exercising my right to remain silent."

For as long as the police care about civil rights
June 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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If this really is Battle of the Billionaires, it has to end in one of them shaving their head
June 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Fake Rock Ridge from Blazing Saddles reference clocked @tigers.bsky.social
May 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
May 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
HERO TIME JUSTYN-HENRY MALLOY #MLBsky
May 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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To quote my friend @seantcollins.com, the ice cream guy is braver than virtually the entire US government, and so are you.
Ben of Ben & Jerry’s *arrested* after confronting RFK Jr. & Congress:

"They need to let food into Gaza. They need to let food to starving kids! Congress is paying to bomb poor kids in Gaza, and paying for it by kicking poor kids off Medicaid in the US!"
May 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
"You look like the Willy Wonka of meat." - Jason Benetti to Andy Dirks, 5/12/25 @tigers.bsky.social
May 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Rewatching The Martian and thinking about the part where the most unrealistic thing that happens is NASA existing in a decision-making role in 2035
May 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I could listen to Jason Benetti and Andy Dierks banter about drying paint. @tigers.bsky.social
April 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Jack Flaherty's knucklecurve is nauseatingly foul. Simply disgusting stuff, I don't know how anyone manages to hit it.
April 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Malicious destruction of property, attempted murder

(I blew up the barricade protecting a Sectoid who was mind-controlling a member of my squad, but I missed the shot and he squad-wiped me)
some minor war crimes in Sylvania, but its v important to understand they arent really people
April 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Absolute dogshit backpedalling from our favorite cowards
April 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Ups: Detroit Tigers making opponents forget how to play baseball 😁

Downs: living in a fascist state with a sundowning wannabe dictator 💀
April 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Remember folks, if you're protesting and someone starts goading you to get violent, they're a cop.

If you get arrested or detained in any way, ask, "Am I free to go?" If they say yes, walk away. No? Shut the fuck up. Don't say anything else without a lawyer.

Good trouble, friends. Get busy.
April 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Detroit Tigers are absolutely shredding the White Sox right now, and it's fun to watch. BTA moments are a balm
April 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM