Louis
@eraserwhimsy.bsky.social
As clever or as foolish as my clients might be, who am I to judge what they want? #RP #OC #Phoenix
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Louis
@eraserwhimsy.bsky.social
· May 18
"Oh, yes, may I interest anyone in one of these delightful little sweets?"
~ Assassin for hire. Often distracted, wistful... and good at what he does. Multi/scifi/verse.
~ Assassin for hire. Often distracted, wistful... and good at what he does. Multi/scifi/verse.
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Yep.
Okay Jack Reacher
Alt: Jack Reacher, an absolute unit, saying "okay."
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September 21, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Yep.
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@humanliedetector.bsky.social Kansas roads... Nearest service station not even a blip on the horizon. And with this flat, he's gonna be late for an appointment. Sure, the person he's meeting might be happy about that, but Louis's a professional, damn it.
He takes a small sip from his bottle —
He takes a small sip from his bottle —
September 16, 2026 at 12:01 AM
@humanliedetector.bsky.social Kansas roads... Nearest service station not even a blip on the horizon. And with this flat, he's gonna be late for an appointment. Sure, the person he's meeting might be happy about that, but Louis's a professional, damn it.
He takes a small sip from his bottle —
He takes a small sip from his bottle —
Wouldn't it be nice to be a robin?
August 25, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Wouldn't it be nice to be a robin?
It's me. I'm the scum and villainy.
You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum or villainy.
May 8, 2026 at 3:34 PM
It's me. I'm the scum and villainy.
Oh...
There's rather a lot of you now, isn't there? Where'd you all come from?
There's rather a lot of you now, isn't there? Where'd you all come from?
January 21, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Oh...
There's rather a lot of you now, isn't there? Where'd you all come from?
There's rather a lot of you now, isn't there? Where'd you all come from?
A while without any work. I've taken up wood-whittling.
May 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
A while without any work. I've taken up wood-whittling.
I miss sweets.
Shit's fucked. You seen the price of animal crackers?
Ugh.
May 27, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I miss sweets.
Ugh.
Oh dude. Step outside. Every fucking day is the apocalypse, and everyone's tryna sell you something!
I've some competition in these parts?
May 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Ugh.
I've some competition in these parts?
Hey, man, if it works for Obama, and it worked for Bush...
Still not sure whether apocalypse is good or bad for business.
May 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I've some competition in these parts?
Still not sure whether apocalypse is good or bad for business.
May 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Still not sure whether apocalypse is good or bad for business.
"Oh, yes, may I interest anyone in one of these delightful little sweets?"
~ Assassin for hire. Often distracted, wistful... and good at what he does. Multi/scifi/verse.
~ Assassin for hire. Often distracted, wistful... and good at what he does. Multi/scifi/verse.
May 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
"Oh, yes, may I interest anyone in one of these delightful little sweets?"
~ Assassin for hire. Often distracted, wistful... and good at what he does. Multi/scifi/verse.
~ Assassin for hire. Often distracted, wistful... and good at what he does. Multi/scifi/verse.