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Eric Mallory Morgan
@ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social
Writer / Mediocre Outdoorsman

Co-host of @xowngoals.com

Mostly here to talk footy.
Taylor Suarez: eight seconds, two touches, one banger
September 17, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Savy King to Maddie Dahlien (probably), “I was legally dead for 3 minutes, what’s your problem?!”
September 17, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Big Game. Light crowd.
September 17, 2026 at 2:05 AM
The only thing that sucks worse than Ed Sheeran’s music is Ed Sheeran’s understanding of the word “complicit.”
Ed Sheeran has released a statement on Macklemore being removed from his tour for speaking up for Palestine:

“I am not complicit. […] Just because I choose not to speak publicly, it doesn't mean I don't have [my own opinions], and it doesn't mean I don't care.”
September 16, 2026 at 12:25 AM
only a select few players deserve a perma green light… Dominik Szoboszlai is one of them. Absolute facemelter.
September 15, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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September 14, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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banda only making a million (plus) is insane, really bad actually
BREAKING: The Orlando Pride have signed forward Barbra Banda to a new contract through the 2029 #NWSL season, keeping the centerpiece of their team. It's a High Impact Player deal ($1M+/year) and there's no release clause, sources tell @espn.com.
Sources: Banda joins 'high-impact' club with new Pride deal
The Orlando Pride have signed forward Barbra Banda to a new contract through the 2029 season, the club announced, locking up one of the NWSL's best players for the long term in one of the league's biggest contracts.
www.espn.com
September 14, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Maybe the Portland Thorns should stop hiring guys named Rob to manage the club.
September 14, 2026 at 1:05 AM
So Trin’s bf is gonna get crushed straight sets, isn’t he?
September 13, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Such a bummer that Ben Shelton isn’t there to support Trinity today. I know he’s got a little game or something later, but he plays tennis, which is not a serious sport and has nowhere near the global popularity of soccer.
September 13, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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September 13, 2026 at 1:16 AM
You invited Ted Cruz onto College Game Day. What did you expect, Texas?
September 13, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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Ashley Sanchez says
Bernie Mac Soul Men
Alt: Bernie Mac Soul Men
static.klipy.com
September 13, 2026 at 12:17 AM
DEAR GOD ASHLEY SANCHEZ THERE ARE CHILDREN IN ATTENDANCE
September 13, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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September 12, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Oregon… wtf!!! Now, I’m sitting in a pool, dissociating… how’s your Saturday going?
September 12, 2026 at 9:19 PM
*YEARS
This Oregon team is gonna take a year off of my life.
September 12, 2026 at 8:57 PM
This Oregon team is gonna take a year off of my life.
September 12, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Who says we’re a divided country!?
Ted Cruz interrupted during ESPN appearance by fired-up crowd chanting, "TED, YOU SUCK!"
September 12, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Why are Angel City like this?!?!
September 12, 2026 at 3:14 AM
September 10, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Every time I finish watching a five hour tennis match I think to myself, “what the fuck are you doing? This is your 8th favorite sport.”
September 9, 2026 at 8:01 AM
He aced it
Ben, find your pain cave!
September 9, 2026 at 7:34 AM
This is a good reminder that I should never coach my (nonexistent) children
September 9, 2026 at 7:30 AM