Erik Germ
@erikgerm.bsky.social
trying very hard to be hilarious. read my stuff on Cracked.com. hear my stuff on Ranker’s Weird History YouTube Channel. otherwise, i'm helping run http://planetscum.live
I hate to take the side of the establishment or whatever but Marty McFly’s audition to play the school dance was NOT very good
September 24, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I hate to take the side of the establishment or whatever but Marty McFly’s audition to play the school dance was NOT very good
potentially devastating thrift store find
September 22, 2026 at 2:13 AM
potentially devastating thrift store find
did Lady Gaga really name her baby ‘Goo Goo?’
September 12, 2026 at 2:45 AM
did Lady Gaga really name her baby ‘Goo Goo?’
my favorite part of my morning, besides my customary 10 am cup of coffee, is of course my customary 10:12 am cup of coffee
September 1, 2026 at 2:16 PM
my favorite part of my morning, besides my customary 10 am cup of coffee, is of course my customary 10:12 am cup of coffee
I heard the extra footage is 3 minutes of Thanos taking a leak and Infinity Vision is just the first couple rows getting sprayed with piss
August 26, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I heard the extra footage is 3 minutes of Thanos taking a leak and Infinity Vision is just the first couple rows getting sprayed with piss
you’re really starting to piss me off, your honor
August 18, 2026 at 1:03 AM
you’re really starting to piss me off, your honor
telling my 3yo that Cookie Monster is a liar and a theif but yeah I guess he’s a cool favorite Sesame Street character to have.
August 12, 2026 at 12:11 AM
telling my 3yo that Cookie Monster is a liar and a theif but yeah I guess he’s a cool favorite Sesame Street character to have.
“munching on a chili dog” is the same amount of syllables as “sucking on a chili dog“ if John Mellencamp is looking for some punchups at this juncture
August 5, 2026 at 12:33 PM
“munching on a chili dog” is the same amount of syllables as “sucking on a chili dog“ if John Mellencamp is looking for some punchups at this juncture
watching Fargo season 3
August 2, 2026 at 9:31 PM
watching Fargo season 3
reaching back behind you in the car and feeling a tiny hand take a french fry from you is just about the best thing in the world
August 1, 2026 at 12:35 PM
reaching back behind you in the car and feeling a tiny hand take a french fry from you is just about the best thing in the world
my favorite part of brand new day was when Punisher said “lemme ess you sumthin’ Spider-Meh”
July 31, 2026 at 1:49 AM
my favorite part of brand new day was when Punisher said “lemme ess you sumthin’ Spider-Meh”
Daniel Tiger is now 21 years old and goes by Dan
July 30, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Daniel Tiger is now 21 years old and goes by Dan
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Jost attempting to violate Zeus’s law
July 29, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Jost attempting to violate Zeus’s law
sorry I never post here. it’s extremely simple to have a post go viral on threads so i’ve been hanging out on threads
July 22, 2026 at 3:20 AM
sorry I never post here. it’s extremely simple to have a post go viral on threads so i’ve been hanging out on threads
I am extremely capable. of just a few simple things.
July 22, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I am extremely capable. of just a few simple things.
i’m sorry, officer. I ate some of that lettuce that makes you run red lights
July 21, 2026 at 3:47 PM
i’m sorry, officer. I ate some of that lettuce that makes you run red lights
I made these ninja turtle popsicle earrings complete with messed up gumball eyes
July 4, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I made these ninja turtle popsicle earrings complete with messed up gumball eyes
*steam starts pouring out of the hood of my car on the highway*
“oh no!! my steam!”
“oh no!! my steam!”
June 28, 2026 at 3:33 AM
*steam starts pouring out of the hood of my car on the highway*
“oh no!! my steam!”
“oh no!! my steam!”
it’s lady bug season. make sure you give a bug to your favorite lady!
June 6, 2026 at 4:31 AM
it’s lady bug season. make sure you give a bug to your favorite lady!
broadway going green has gotten completely out of hand. first Elphaba in wicked. then shrek the musical. and now I hear they’re spraying the entire cast of Les Miserables with green lead paint???
May 28, 2026 at 3:39 PM
broadway going green has gotten completely out of hand. first Elphaba in wicked. then shrek the musical. and now I hear they’re spraying the entire cast of Les Miserables with green lead paint???
don’t try to use the credit card numbers they have on TV that are like 1234 5678 9100 or whatever. the don’t work and they never have 😡
April 30, 2026 at 1:42 AM
don’t try to use the credit card numbers they have on TV that are like 1234 5678 9100 or whatever. the don’t work and they never have 😡
can I still go to heaven if sometimes I gently grab my dog ears and then gently rev them up like they’re a motorcycle and then gently make motorcycle sounds?
April 15, 2026 at 12:24 AM
can I still go to heaven if sometimes I gently grab my dog ears and then gently rev them up like they’re a motorcycle and then gently make motorcycle sounds?
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These bosses are trying to take the spotlight from @karlgerm.com. How rude of them. Glad they're gone now.
#PAXEast | gdq.gg/live
#PAXEast | gdq.gg/live
March 27, 2026 at 6:37 PM
These bosses are trying to take the spotlight from @karlgerm.com. How rude of them. Glad they're gone now.
#PAXEast | gdq.gg/live
#PAXEast | gdq.gg/live
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Does @karlgerm.com know the power he holds over #PAXEast right now??
Catch him running Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition on gdq.gg/live RIGHT NOW!!
Catch him running Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition on gdq.gg/live RIGHT NOW!!
March 27, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Does @karlgerm.com know the power he holds over #PAXEast right now??
Catch him running Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition on gdq.gg/live RIGHT NOW!!
Catch him running Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition on gdq.gg/live RIGHT NOW!!
who else WOOBin their WOOB WOOB?
March 21, 2026 at 7:17 PM
who else WOOBin their WOOB WOOB?