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@errstrexpgotnil.bsky.social
For a period of some 24 hours I held the world record in the Artificer Pilgrimage% speedrun category by under 2 seconds. It was then beaten by 10 minutes, but I still did it, y'know?
20 years of age at time of writing.
20 years of age at time of writing.
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Why Was I Invited To An Island Off The Coast of Costa Rica By A Genetics Company?
(With apologies to Dan Olson)
(With apologies to Dan Olson)
April 27, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Why Was I Invited To An Island Off The Coast of Costa Rica By A Genetics Company?
(With apologies to Dan Olson)
(With apologies to Dan Olson)
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April 19, 2026 at 7:36 AM
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The prophecy cannot be stopped
April 16, 2026 at 4:06 AM
The prophecy cannot be stopped
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That’s stupid thing to say. I was clearly mad from the start of this thread. I didn’t suddenly get mad when your dumb ass showed up.
April 16, 2026 at 7:39 PM
That’s stupid thing to say. I was clearly mad from the start of this thread. I didn’t suddenly get mad when your dumb ass showed up.
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clicking the random voice option in tomodachi life ltd and i accidentally made GLaDOS???????????
March 26, 2026 at 4:59 PM
clicking the random voice option in tomodachi life ltd and i accidentally made GLaDOS???????????
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Vista shipped expecting everyone to have the latest hardware to run vista, while ignoring older specs and deliberately making it difficult for OEMs to create drivers and support for older hardware.
[19 years later]
12 shipped expecting everyone to have the latest hardware to run 12, while--
[19 years later]
12 shipped expecting everyone to have the latest hardware to run 12, while--
NPUs are still only seen on a handful of higher-end hardware.
How exactly are they going to make this NPU requirement a viable thing anywhere? Especially with the current component shortage that is affecting all newer PC hardware?
This sounds like it's going to be dead on arrival.
How exactly are they going to make this NPU requirement a viable thing anywhere? Especially with the current component shortage that is affecting all newer PC hardware?
This sounds like it's going to be dead on arrival.
March 4, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Vista shipped expecting everyone to have the latest hardware to run vista, while ignoring older specs and deliberately making it difficult for OEMs to create drivers and support for older hardware.
[19 years later]
12 shipped expecting everyone to have the latest hardware to run 12, while--
[19 years later]
12 shipped expecting everyone to have the latest hardware to run 12, while--
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this game is an escort mission for the colts. they have to gain yardage in small chunks and wait for philip rivers to walk up to the line. every couple minutes he spits out some dialogue like "hurry – we have to reach the satellite uplink so we can deliver evidence of the ambassador's wrongdoing"
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
this game is an escort mission for the colts. they have to gain yardage in small chunks and wait for philip rivers to walk up to the line. every couple minutes he spits out some dialogue like "hurry – we have to reach the satellite uplink so we can deliver evidence of the ambassador's wrongdoing"
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I wanted to make stuff for these "dogs" so I did lmao (link below)
December 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I wanted to make stuff for these "dogs" so I did lmao (link below)
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first reveal of the game awards is dog stranding we can all turn it off now
December 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
first reveal of the game awards is dog stranding we can all turn it off now
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<YOU'RE UP>
CONTROL Resonant – Announcement Trailer | The Game Awards 2025
YouTube video by Remedy Entertainment
m.youtube.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
<YOU'RE UP>
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an entire timeline of angry trans furries getting put in the cuck chair by miss piggy thirsting for geoff keighley. another successful game awards.
December 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
an entire timeline of angry trans furries getting put in the cuck chair by miss piggy thirsting for geoff keighley. another successful game awards.
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THERE IS NO ANTIMEMETICS DIVISION featuring right near the top of this one! Thank you!
20 Sci-Fi, Fantasy, and Horror Authors Pick Their Favorite Sci-Fi, Fantasy, and Horror Books of 2025
io9 reached out to genre writers and asked them to share the titles they couldn't put down this year.
gizmodo.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
THERE IS NO ANTIMEMETICS DIVISION featuring right near the top of this one! Thank you!
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I published a VRL API design doc that explains the concept of leaves that would let us mod bug fables that solves the reference conflicts that's been limiting us in a way that works with save data persistence
It's VERY high level with some technical stuff docs.google.com/document/d/1...
It's VERY high level with some technical stuff docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Modding Bug Fables with Buds, Leaves and VenusRootLoader
Modding Bug Fables with Buds, Leaves and VenusRootLoader By Aldelaro5 Purpose of this document 3 Problems with modding Bug Fables 4 What needs to happen to solve these issues 6 Basic terminology 7 Th...
docs.google.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I published a VRL API design doc that explains the concept of leaves that would let us mod bug fables that solves the reference conflicts that's been limiting us in a way that works with save data persistence
It's VERY high level with some technical stuff docs.google.com/document/d/1...
It's VERY high level with some technical stuff docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Luna North, Detective, is dead as fuck in space
December 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Luna North, Detective, is dead as fuck in space
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BEHOLD!! For the advents, I shall draw my silly little designs of the litwick line one by one, ending off with mega chandelure! muahahaaah…
That outta the way,
1ST ADVENT
LITWICK
#art #dudeireallyneedtogetbetterattaggingstuff
That outta the way,
1ST ADVENT
LITWICK
#art #dudeireallyneedtogetbetterattaggingstuff
December 3, 2025 at 12:58 PM
BEHOLD!! For the advents, I shall draw my silly little designs of the litwick line one by one, ending off with mega chandelure! muahahaaah…
That outta the way,
1ST ADVENT
LITWICK
#art #dudeireallyneedtogetbetterattaggingstuff
That outta the way,
1ST ADVENT
LITWICK
#art #dudeireallyneedtogetbetterattaggingstuff
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Now that's Winter, I'm thinking about NEWSLETTER. But I haven't written anything for one yet...
Right now, my energy is going towards preparing Chapter 5 for localization. The translation process begins next week. We have extracted all the English text and we are now annotating it.
Right now, my energy is going towards preparing Chapter 5 for localization. The translation process begins next week. We have extracted all the English text and we are now annotating it.
December 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Now that's Winter, I'm thinking about NEWSLETTER. But I haven't written anything for one yet...
Right now, my energy is going towards preparing Chapter 5 for localization. The translation process begins next week. We have extracted all the English text and we are now annotating it.
Right now, my energy is going towards preparing Chapter 5 for localization. The translation process begins next week. We have extracted all the English text and we are now annotating it.
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chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
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operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
me: i know a lot of popular songs. a lot of times when i’m out and about and i hear a song, i know exactly which song it is
operator: oh wow. were you born in any particular year
me: i sure was
operator: that’s great. gotta love it
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it’s impossible to make your own pasta from scratch at home. no one has ever done it
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
it’s impossible to make your own pasta from scratch at home. no one has ever done it
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November 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Congratulations to the Cuomo team: it takes a lot of dedication and money to lose one election twice.
November 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Congratulations to the Cuomo team: it takes a lot of dedication and money to lose one election twice.