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Dan Olson
@foldablehuman.bsky.social
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I learned to crochet when I was a teenager because sitting with the old church ladies and keeping them company was preferable to being the schmuck raking leaves, lol.
October 7, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I show up and Vancouver gets two rain free, blue sky prairie days in a row?

You can thank me later.
October 4, 2026 at 4:25 PM
WIP

The cloak was so bell-shaped I went off-pattern for the first time and added the scalloped white as the faydown lining. Plan on sewing in eyes with black wool and then felting them.

She’s about 2x taller than my previous Hornets, which surprised me because I only went up half a hook size.
October 2, 2026 at 4:32 PM
People like to talk up how complicated and twisty the ending of American Psycho is, but the message is very simple and clear: real estate agents will gladly help you cover up a murder.
October 1, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Primetime was good in the same vein as Nightcrawler and American Psycho; a movie about a person inside a system with a bleak, bleak conclusion.
October 1, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Finally reached the oldest layers of my card boxes.
September 28, 2026 at 7:37 PM
What an awful weekend for wrestling fans.
September 28, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Thank you everyone, you absolutely made her day.

(The PO Box will stay open until the end of November if you want to send anything else/for stuff that got delayed)
September 25, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Gonna be doing the double-prizes pre-release at First Player on Friday night if you wanna humiliate me at a card game.
September 24, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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I Tested Every Cruise Line to Find the Least Evil
YouTube video by Lindsay Ellis
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September 21, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Ghost in the Shell still rules, maybe try and get out to see it if the 30th anniversary print is screening near you.
September 22, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Game devs: what's the actual process for you getting keys from Steam?
September 21, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Crystal signed us up for the Cyberpunk TCG “beta” prerelease, but we couldn’t go to the actual event because of the Saskatchewan trip, thus didn’t learn the rules, so we sat at Denny’s last night trying to decode the game purely by reading the cards.
September 20, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Would Homelands be worse as Draft or Sealed? I have these friends, you see, and I really want to make sure they have a bad time.
September 18, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I saw a blue heron today
September 18, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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we invite you to loudly proclaim your desire not to get involved

(all proceeds will be donated to the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund)
September 16, 2026 at 5:24 PM
After months of work I've finally finished my craft-along project for @desertbus.org: Hornet and her loyal companion Bell Beast!

Patterns are by Aquariusmakes (Bell Beast) and Ami_amour (Hornet)
September 14, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Weird ask for the CMKM video:

Does anyone have a friend or family member who used to work as a stock transfer agent before ~2010 who would be willing to fact check/contextualize some of the stuff we dug up?
September 11, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Will be back at the Bandland table at 1pm in my Beast jersey and crocks if you want the tackiest selfie possible
#PAXwest
September 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Happy birthday, Silksong
September 5, 2026 at 2:22 AM
We are set up and good to go with merch and gaming and conversation one the 4th floor of the Summit! #paxwest
September 4, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Got a nosebleed this morning that consisted entirely of a single drip from one nostril, so I vow to use my new psychic powers only for things that are either good or very, very funny.
September 2, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I can tell you with confidence that Jimmy Beast did, in fact, write some of this book with his own hands (derogatory)
September 2, 2026 at 12:06 AM