Ethan Stanislawski
@ethanstancomedy.bsky.social
Comedy-ish person. Loves The Simpsons and the New York Rangers. Hates fascism and New Haven-style pizza. Opinions are my own.
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Here we go again. Announcing new dates for my one person show Jew, Interrupted. It's playing at The Crow and Lyric Hyperion in LA this January, then making its international debut in Toronto @assemblytheater.bsky.social this May.
Tickets and more info: www.jewinterrupted.com
Tickets and more info: www.jewinterrupted.com
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The problem is, if it hadn't been Austin Wells, it would have been someone else. The Yankees have been killing themselves with dumb mistakes consistently for a decade now. The players change, but mistakes are always there.
that austin wells situation just cannot happen. running through a stop sign in a playoff game. call me crusty, but that's unbelievable.
October 4, 2026 at 2:20 PM
The problem is, if it hadn't been Austin Wells, it would have been someone else. The Yankees have been killing themselves with dumb mistakes consistently for a decade now. The players change, but mistakes are always there.
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I wonder what it would be like to write the same column, over and over again, endlessly. Seems like it’d be boring. But maybe it brings one comfort, like having your parents read you the same story every night before you go to bed.
September 28, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I wonder what it would be like to write the same column, over and over again, endlessly. Seems like it’d be boring. But maybe it brings one comfort, like having your parents read you the same story every night before you go to bed.
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Hearing Mikel Arteta has actually won four Premier League titles
September 25, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Hearing Mikel Arteta has actually won four Premier League titles
Me, seeing there’s a player on the Rays named DeLuca.
My brain: “Didn’t the Dodgers have a catcher named DeLuca?”
My brain (in an Italian accent): “No that was Lo Duca.”
My brain: “Didn’t the Dodgers have a catcher named DeLuca?”
My brain (in an Italian accent): “No that was Lo Duca.”
September 23, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Me, seeing there’s a player on the Rays named DeLuca.
My brain: “Didn’t the Dodgers have a catcher named DeLuca?”
My brain (in an Italian accent): “No that was Lo Duca.”
My brain: “Didn’t the Dodgers have a catcher named DeLuca?”
My brain (in an Italian accent): “No that was Lo Duca.”
Arsenal needs to beat Ipswich 9-0 today or the Zionists win. #edsheeran
September 15, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Arsenal needs to beat Ipswich 9-0 today or the Zionists win. #edsheeran
Fire Matt LaFleur in 2023
September 13, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Fire Matt LaFleur in 2023
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We need a Gene Steratore of the Left.
September 13, 2026 at 8:52 PM
We need a Gene Steratore of the Left.
RIP Barry Melrose. Your This Is Sportscenter ad has aged incredibly.
National Anthem | This Is SportsCenter
YouTube video by ESPN Throwback
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September 10, 2026 at 12:59 AM
RIP Barry Melrose. Your This Is Sportscenter ad has aged incredibly.
It’s fun when the rabidly pro Israel crowd tells me that because I’m Jewish I’ll get m*rdered if I don’t stand with Israel when they’re the only people talking about me getting m*rdered.
September 1, 2026 at 7:32 PM
It’s fun when the rabidly pro Israel crowd tells me that because I’m Jewish I’ll get m*rdered if I don’t stand with Israel when they’re the only people talking about me getting m*rdered.
The only person I’ve ever seen love anything more than I love my wife is how much Taylor Lorenz loves making up beefs with women of color.
August 31, 2026 at 12:59 PM
The only person I’ve ever seen love anything more than I love my wife is how much Taylor Lorenz loves making up beefs with women of color.
“Republicans are better for the economy”
GDP growth, unemployment rates, income inequality, inflation rates, budget deficits, corporate profits and stock market returns have all been consistently better under Democratic presidents than Republican presidents since World War II.
GDP growth, unemployment rates, income inequality, inflation rates, budget deficits, corporate profits and stock market returns have all been consistently better under Democratic presidents than Republican presidents since World War II.
August 28, 2026 at 5:55 PM
“Republicans are better for the economy”
GDP growth, unemployment rates, income inequality, inflation rates, budget deficits, corporate profits and stock market returns have all been consistently better under Democratic presidents than Republican presidents since World War II.
GDP growth, unemployment rates, income inequality, inflation rates, budget deficits, corporate profits and stock market returns have all been consistently better under Democratic presidents than Republican presidents since World War II.
Are you going to condemn the hundreds of death threats and slurs thrown my way from Zionists (Jewish and non-Jewish alike) for me, a Jew, posting any criticism of Israel whatsoever on public facing social media? No? Then kindly shut the fuck up about Hasan Piker.
August 27, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Are you going to condemn the hundreds of death threats and slurs thrown my way from Zionists (Jewish and non-Jewish alike) for me, a Jew, posting any criticism of Israel whatsoever on public facing social media? No? Then kindly shut the fuck up about Hasan Piker.
Me, an American-raised idiot living in Toronto, unwittingly trying to order bourbon at a bar last night.
The bartender when I realized what I’d done:
The bartender when I realized what I’d done:
Robin Williams: It's Not Your Fault
ALT: Robin Williams: It's Not Your Fault
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August 25, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Me, an American-raised idiot living in Toronto, unwittingly trying to order bourbon at a bar last night.
The bartender when I realized what I’d done:
The bartender when I realized what I’d done:
Live look at Haaland getting home from the Community Shield last week
August 25, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Live look at Haaland getting home from the Community Shield last week
Love how we’ve all collectively decided to deadname Enes Kanter.
August 24, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Love how we’ve all collectively decided to deadname Enes Kanter.
The Daily Telegraph continues to find new circles of Hell to sink into.
August 17, 2026 at 8:58 PM
The Daily Telegraph continues to find new circles of Hell to sink into.
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hillary clinton ran in two elections that were supposed to be glide paths to victory and ate shit both times i hope she has some advice for me about voters
The absolute best way to keep the fascists strong is to run in terror from the lazy, completely predictable shit they say instead of mocking them then punching back 10x harder. nypost.com/2026/08/07/m...
Hillary Clinton warns Dems that GOP’s anti-communist platform will be ‘very effective attack’
During an appearance on Kara Swisher’s podcast, Clinton discussed progressive Dr. Abdul El-Sayed’s narrow Senate primary win in Michigan this week over Rep. Haley Stevens, a moderate.
nypost.com
August 9, 2026 at 11:23 PM
hillary clinton ran in two elections that were supposed to be glide paths to victory and ate shit both times i hope she has some advice for me about voters
The most toxic debate going on in TV discourse right now is whether "four and ten" meant 14 or 40 in #widowsbay
August 9, 2026 at 6:37 PM
The most toxic debate going on in TV discourse right now is whether "four and ten" meant 14 or 40 in #widowsbay
I posted a standup bit I saw about Israel into the cousins WhatsApp group thinking it would be safe whooooopsie.
August 6, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I posted a standup bit I saw about Israel into the cousins WhatsApp group thinking it would be safe whooooopsie.
It's a real testament to how deep the cult of Israel goes that this amount of money can flow into/out of AIPAC, get no results, and the solution is "pump more money into it"
August 6, 2026 at 10:38 AM
It's a real testament to how deep the cult of Israel goes that this amount of money can flow into/out of AIPAC, get no results, and the solution is "pump more money into it"
Really fun that Substack keeps recommending content to me that’s actively denying the genocide in Gaza. “Oh you’re interested in anti-genocide content? Perhaps you’d be interested in pro-genocide content? The word genocide is in both, after all.”
August 3, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Really fun that Substack keeps recommending content to me that’s actively denying the genocide in Gaza. “Oh you’re interested in anti-genocide content? Perhaps you’d be interested in pro-genocide content? The word genocide is in both, after all.”
Haven’t posted on my Patreon in awhile, but I had to bleed out some thoughts what the Left, in particular the Jewish Left, should do with the anti-Zionist right.
Consider following: www.patreon.com/ethanstancom...
#jewishleft #antizionism #israelpalestine #antizionistright
Consider following: www.patreon.com/ethanstancom...
#jewishleft #antizionism #israelpalestine #antizionistright
August 2, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Haven’t posted on my Patreon in awhile, but I had to bleed out some thoughts what the Left, in particular the Jewish Left, should do with the anti-Zionist right.
Consider following: www.patreon.com/ethanstancom...
#jewishleft #antizionism #israelpalestine #antizionistright
Consider following: www.patreon.com/ethanstancom...
#jewishleft #antizionism #israelpalestine #antizionistright
A friend of mine once referred to COVID as “the gas leak season of humanity” and that was spot fucking on
August 2, 2026 at 12:26 PM
A friend of mine once referred to COVID as “the gas leak season of humanity” and that was spot fucking on
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