Ettin
@ettin.itch.io
Award-winning TTRPG creator · Writer · Twitter moderator · God-fearing snake milker · Wrote Zettamall, Hard Wired Island, Wetrunner, VKILLER, Breakfast Cult, etc. · https://linktr.ee/ettin64
Winding down for the day with some non-Hard Wired Island work (trying to decide what the most racist primate is beside humans)
September 16, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Winding down for the day with some non-Hard Wired Island work (trying to decide what the most racist primate is beside humans)
Giving the evil tome at the heart of my campaign the Book of Vile Darkness warning sticker
September 16, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Giving the evil tome at the heart of my campaign the Book of Vile Darkness warning sticker
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Hard Wired Island
September 15, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Hard Wired Island
Sold my mum's giant Buddha statue and got a much better one
September 16, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Sold my mum's giant Buddha statue and got a much better one
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Listening to 4'33" at a concert hall and letting off a massive fart at 4'31"
September 15, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Listening to 4'33" at a concert hall and letting off a massive fart at 4'31"
Announcing my new patented service where I review your replies before you post them. Building on a joke by pretending to correct it? I gently hold your wrist and shake my head. Replying to negative reviews of your work? Hold wrist, shake head. Most of the job is holding and shaking to be honest
September 15, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Announcing my new patented service where I review your replies before you post them. Building on a joke by pretending to correct it? I gently hold your wrist and shake my head. Replying to negative reviews of your work? Hold wrist, shake head. Most of the job is holding and shaking to be honest
Wetrunner fans hoping for news on the print edition will be making this face soon
September 15, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Wetrunner fans hoping for news on the print edition will be making this face soon
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Browsing through old magazines is an occupational hazard and I should be paid for my research.
February 25, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Browsing through old magazines is an occupational hazard and I should be paid for my research.
Phone might be okay actually. Took it to a bloke at the mall who fixed it for cheap. I got him to replace the screen as well since mine's damaged but he accidentally damaged the replacement so we're trying again when a new replacement comes in. The system works
September 14, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Phone might be okay actually. Took it to a bloke at the mall who fixed it for cheap. I got him to replace the screen as well since mine's damaged but he accidentally damaged the replacement so we're trying again when a new replacement comes in. The system works
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Milk Cyclops
September 10, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Milk Cyclops
May have accidentally cooked my phone by dropping it in water and plugging it in without thinking. What's the good Aussie budget option these days
September 13, 2026 at 8:41 AM
May have accidentally cooked my phone by dropping it in water and plugging it in without thinking. What's the good Aussie budget option these days
Damn I didn't expect Blizzard to bring back Starship Troopers Discourse
September 13, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Damn I didn't expect Blizzard to bring back Starship Troopers Discourse
Breaking a cardinal rule of conventions today by passing through one without a pre-shower or deodorant. I'll turn myself in
September 12, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Breaking a cardinal rule of conventions today by passing through one without a pre-shower or deodorant. I'll turn myself in
Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the residents of the startup incubator lived together in harmony.
I don’t want to say they’re bad just cause they’re different BUT
this sucks, right? I’m not crazy???
this sucks, right? I’m not crazy???
September 11, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the residents of the startup incubator lived together in harmony.
Been having issues with my shoe fridge. It's definitely hotter on the inside and I'm not sure how much facing the setting sun contributes to that. I don't like how it looks sideways as much though
September 11, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Been having issues with my shoe fridge. It's definitely hotter on the inside and I'm not sure how much facing the setting sun contributes to that. I don't like how it looks sideways as much though
Space metal!! (Hard Wired Island art by @koyorin.bsky.social)
September 11, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Space metal!! (Hard Wired Island art by @koyorin.bsky.social)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!! It's Dracula
September 10, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!! It's Dracula
Pitching an idea for the new Metroid where there's a golden ending that's just the regular ending but Samus says "Wow, I can't wait to tell my boyfriend about this." I am instantly Kirked by an anti-materiel rifle
September 10, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Pitching an idea for the new Metroid where there's a golden ending that's just the regular ending but Samus says "Wow, I can't wait to tell my boyfriend about this." I am instantly Kirked by an anti-materiel rifle
Every so often a bot appears in r/spelljammer and reposts this thread. I like to imagine someone entering a party and just saying this
September 10, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Every so often a bot appears in r/spelljammer and reposts this thread. I like to imagine someone entering a party and just saying this
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Guy spelling my name wrong:
Jossip Madjerk
New York, Passenger Arrival Lists (Ellis Island), 1892-1925
New York, Passenger Arrival Lists (Ellis Island), 1892-1925
September 9, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Guy spelling my name wrong:
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Thinking about this exchange today
September 8, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Thinking about this exchange today