CyHawk
eutectic.bsky.social
CyHawk
@eutectic.bsky.social
Former vVv DJ Hero Pro. Writer and Photoshopper of insanity for Wide Right Natty Lite. Lover of Goblins in any Magic the Gathering format, especially Canadian Highlander.
September 19, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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i've been thinking a lot about the supposed death of shame and i think what this reflects (and lots of other incidents do as well) is more the death of empathy. it's not an improvement but i would buy that he wasn't trying to disrespect Holly; he just never considered her dignity or feelings.
September 15, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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A bitch is tired
September 14, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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anyway, the American id understander himself, Hunter S. Thompson, the next week for goddamn ESPN of all places. the party's over, folks.
September 11, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Bryce Underwood, future Hawkeye QB
September 7, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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did someone say football season
August 31, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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streamer stuff like this always gets me all Mr. Rogers at the Senate like "I'm very much concerned, as I know you are, with the stupid worthless shit being delivered to our children"
September 1, 2026 at 12:46 AM
This is #blueCy specific but I was at the game where "The Run" happened but I left the stadium to seek medical attention for a piece of tree bark I drunkenly got lodged in there drunkenly climbing trees on campus. I was about 50 feet outside the main gate when I heard the stadium explode.
How about this? Best concerts that you ALMOST got to see but DIDN’T.
Include reasons if you like:

Rolling Stones (play rehearsal)

Johnny Cash (I dallied)

R.E.M. (play performance)

Nirvana (canceled, college declined to pay requested $500 appearance fee)
August 31, 2026 at 12:09 PM
This rules
Our county runs monthly fix-it clinics where you can bring in broken items and handy volunteers will try and fix or mend them. Our food processor stopped working, and a kind, older guy walked me through troubleshooting, identified a problem with the handle mechanism, and fixed it right there.
August 29, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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preemptively handing this one out for any "Let's talk about the legacy of Rocky Horror" posts you see this week.
August 26, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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August 26, 2026 at 7:22 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social thank you for the Playlist it is very good
August 24, 2026 at 2:20 PM
"...now get back to work."
August 23, 2026 at 12:08 PM
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Antiquing find
August 20, 2026 at 8:46 PM
@aedairy.bsky.social Chocolate Milk.

I'll get a majority of stuff at Aldi's every week but that milk just hits different and is worth the trip to store #2 to pick it up.
What’s one “luxury” item you splurge on?

Mine are silk pillowcases. I have frizzy hair and sleep on my stomach, so I need them. I can’t go back

nowadays when I have to sleep on a cotton pillowcase, it’s like sandpaper on my cheek
August 20, 2026 at 11:48 AM
It is incredible how many people at this show have no idea how to read a ticket stub
August 19, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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It Takes A Nation of Millions To Form A Subcommittee To Look Into The Possibility Of Determining The Feasibility Of Holding Us Back
For. The. People.
August 16, 2026 at 5:54 PM
The Cham-PANE
Do we have any name suggestions for the 17,000 square foot Illinois Scoreboard?

Or can we just call it Big Berta?
August 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
This slaps so fucking hard in either format

(Get yours today from @channel6.bsky.social)
August 10, 2026 at 10:57 PM
The longer this chud stays relevant, the more convinced I am that Fred Hoiberg getting this dude to play himself into 1st round pick status is up there with John Wooden in terms of coaching accomplishments
Royce White on Fox News: "I'm just having a blast in my feminine area. I never thought I was a woman. I've always trusted science and thought I was a man, but after further review, a strong look at my personal preferences, it would appear I am indeed sometimes identifying as a transgender woman"
August 9, 2026 at 3:05 PM
I love our local chain pizzeria but the order in which these cheese options are offered is absolutely UNHINGED
August 8, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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I think I found the perfect example to highlight the financial disparities between P4 and G6 schools.

In March, one G6 school spent $12,000 on travel.

At a big P4 school that month, it also spent $12,000. On one form of travel. That was its golf cart budget.

www.foiaball.com/p/financial-...
The absurd financial disparities between P4 and G6 schools
A breakdown of monthly budgets.
www.foiaball.com
July 2, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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it is baffling to me that for 15-20 years we have known that authenticity sells and now everyone including small video creators are farming out their production process to the generic-ass-robot-output production machine

just absolutely self defeating nonsense behavior
August 5, 2026 at 9:43 AM
God dammit I just spent way too long trying to figure out how this was Yankovic related...
If you've ever wondered what AC Slater is up to aside from being MAGA, turns out he's posting weird AI fetish content about his niece....?
August 3, 2026 at 12:03 PM
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My bad feelings around Covid is the realization that profits over lives was a thing and they truly feel no obligation at all to pretend to care about any of our survival- but I’ve talked with a LOT of healthcare professionals and THEY- are dealing with a level of trauma I’ve only seen-
July 30, 2026 at 11:22 AM