Evan Hurst
@evanhurst.substack.com
Managing editor of http://wonkette.com, executive editor/proprietor of The Moral High Ground (SUBSCRIBE HERE: http://evanhurst.substack.com)
Political analyst and comedy yeller, with some table-flipping ex-vangelical cussing thrown in.
Political analyst and comedy yeller, with some table-flipping ex-vangelical cussing thrown in.
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Evan Hurst
@evanhurst.substack.com
· Feb 19
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ELECTIONS! THEY MATTER!
Attorney General-elect Nathan Johnson says he won’t sue out-of-state doctors who mail abortion pills to Texas.
Nathan Johnson won’t sue out-of-state abortion pill providers
Current Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has sued multiple out-of-state doctors for illegally mailing abortion pills, which abortion advocates say has chilled access.
www.texastribune.org
November 5, 2026 at 4:56 AM
ELECTIONS! THEY MATTER!
Reposted by Evan Hurst
It does look to be happening
After updates from a few counties, Scott Colom (D) has a 1138-vote lead over Cindy Hyde-Smith (R) in #MSsen. @MississippiSOS says there are up to 3600 outstanding mail ballots and an unknown number of provisionals left. Both should favor Democrats.
November 5, 2026 at 3:01 AM
It does look to be happening
Reposted by Evan Hurst
Tennessee Democrat Justin Pearson concedes he lost to Republican Brent Taylor in 9th District the GOP just radically gerrymandered, adding, "I will not concede to rigged maps, attacks on democracy in Tennessee, or to billionaire control of our political system."
November 4, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Tennessee Democrat Justin Pearson concedes he lost to Republican Brent Taylor in 9th District the GOP just radically gerrymandered, adding, "I will not concede to rigged maps, attacks on democracy in Tennessee, or to billionaire control of our political system."
The South Just Rose Again. And White Racist Republicans Aren’t Part Of It. www.wonkette.com/p/the-south-...
The South Just Rose Again. And White Racist Republicans Aren’t Part Of It.
Enjoy your worst nightmare, antebellum motherfuckers!
www.wonkette.com
November 4, 2026 at 9:28 PM
The South Just Rose Again. And White Racist Republicans Aren’t Part Of It. www.wonkette.com/p/the-south-...
This Is The Future Liberals Want. Your Midterm Election Night Liveblog!
www.wonkette.com/p/this-is-th...
www.wonkette.com/p/this-is-th...
This Is The Future Liberals Want. Your Midterm Election Night Liveblog!
Is this America?
www.wonkette.com
November 3, 2026 at 11:24 PM
This Is The Future Liberals Want. Your Midterm Election Night Liveblog!
www.wonkette.com/p/this-is-th...
www.wonkette.com/p/this-is-th...
This is the future liberals want
November 3, 2026 at 10:48 PM
This is the future liberals want
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😬 🍆 🔥 @evanhurst.substack.com : “Brent Taylor could get elected, and be one of the biggest fucking jokes in Congress…Or voters could do something different. Because they’re showing the fuck up, not intimidated by Taylor or his shriveled old white peener pics.” evanhurst.substack.com/p/father-for...
November 3, 2026 at 3:52 PM
😬 🍆 🔥 @evanhurst.substack.com : “Brent Taylor could get elected, and be one of the biggest fucking jokes in Congress…Or voters could do something different. Because they’re showing the fuck up, not intimidated by Taylor or his shriveled old white peener pics.” evanhurst.substack.com/p/father-for...
Father Forgive Brent Taylor’s Peener, It Was Only 53 Years Old!
HE WAS JUST A BABY.
Election Day newsletter, read/subscribe/share!
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HE WAS JUST A BABY.
Election Day newsletter, read/subscribe/share!
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Father Forgive Brent Taylor’s Peener, It Was Only 53 Years Old!
Election Day dispatch from The Moral High Ground!
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November 3, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Father Forgive Brent Taylor’s Peener, It Was Only 53 Years Old!
HE WAS JUST A BABY.
Election Day newsletter, read/subscribe/share!
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HE WAS JUST A BABY.
Election Day newsletter, read/subscribe/share!
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This is like when Carlos Alcaraz debuts new hair and it changes the whole day
I cannot believe that amid halloween-marathon weekend, on the EVE of the midterms … mamdani unveiled mayor mustache
sir there is QUITE enough going on already
sir there is QUITE enough going on already
November 3, 2026 at 12:48 AM
This is like when Carlos Alcaraz debuts new hair and it changes the whole day
Reposted by Evan Hurst
Read my closing message, published by Fox News.
I'm Dr. Abdul El-Sayed. This is why I want Michigan's vote for Senate
Democrat Abdul El-Sayed makes his case for Michigan's Senate race, criticizing GOP opponent Mike Rogers' ties to Trump's tariffs and their impact on gas prices and healthcare costs.
www.foxnews.com
November 2, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Read my closing message, published by Fox News.
Haley Stevens Says Abdul El-Sayed Took Away Her Right To Choose Fascism
Haley Stevens: "I gave [El-Sayed] an opportunity...to unite around something that everyone could agree on, and then I got disinvited instead...This is what happens to women."
November 2, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Haley Stevens Says Abdul El-Sayed Took Away Her Right To Choose Fascism
Not necessarily
November 2, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Not necessarily
Pigfuck James Comer can obviously go fuck himself, but have y'all seen his new Southern Baptist pedophile dye job?
www.joemygod.com/2026/11/come...
www.joemygod.com/2026/11/come...
Comer: "Big Possibility" That Peltola Won't Be Seated - Joe.My.God.
The Hill reports: Rep. James Comer (R-Ky.) said Sunday there is a “big possibility” that former Rep. Mary Peltola (D-Alaska) won’t be seated even if she wins Alaska’s Senate race, following reports th...
www.joemygod.com
November 2, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Pigfuck James Comer can obviously go fuck himself, but have y'all seen his new Southern Baptist pedophile dye job?
www.joemygod.com/2026/11/come...
www.joemygod.com/2026/11/come...
Reposted by Evan Hurst
"Questions to ponder as we consider Haley Stevens & her mindbending meltdown, reportedly spurred on by hurt feelings (Main Character Syndrome) & a weird fiancé who looks like if Buster Bluth had unprotected sex with Uncle Fester & they had a baby & it got hit on the head with a Looney Tunes anvil."
If These Are The Final Polls Of The Midterms, We Can See Why Losers Like Haley Stevens Are Freaked Out www.wonkette.com/p/if-these-a...
If These Are The Final Polls Of The Midterms, We Can See Why Losers Like Haley Stevens Are Freaked Out
Tsunami!
www.wonkette.com
November 2, 2026 at 5:27 PM
"Questions to ponder as we consider Haley Stevens & her mindbending meltdown, reportedly spurred on by hurt feelings (Main Character Syndrome) & a weird fiancé who looks like if Buster Bluth had unprotected sex with Uncle Fester & they had a baby & it got hit on the head with a Looney Tunes anvil."
If These Are The Final Polls Of The Midterms, We Can See Why Losers Like Haley Stevens Are Freaked Out www.wonkette.com/p/if-these-a...
If These Are The Final Polls Of The Midterms, We Can See Why Losers Like Haley Stevens Are Freaked Out
Tsunami!
www.wonkette.com
November 2, 2026 at 5:00 PM
If These Are The Final Polls Of The Midterms, We Can See Why Losers Like Haley Stevens Are Freaked Out www.wonkette.com/p/if-these-a...
OK now with reporting that Jason just “showed up” on the campaign trail and he and Haley were secretly engaged within like five minutes, we’re all on the same page that her fuggo boyfriend is a spy, yeah?
Like most busted fuckin’ honeypot ever, right?
Like most busted fuckin’ honeypot ever, right?
November 2, 2026 at 5:22 AM
OK now with reporting that Jason just “showed up” on the campaign trail and he and Haley were secretly engaged within like five minutes, we’re all on the same page that her fuggo boyfriend is a spy, yeah?
Like most busted fuckin’ honeypot ever, right?
Like most busted fuckin’ honeypot ever, right?
I have never seen the Democratic Party more united than in this moment where everybody from Neera Tanden to Ilhan Omar and everyone in between is coming together to tell Haley Stevens to go fuck herself.
November 1, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I have never seen the Democratic Party more united than in this moment where everybody from Neera Tanden to Ilhan Omar and everyone in between is coming together to tell Haley Stevens to go fuck herself.
"I don't think about Haley Stevens"
November 1, 2026 at 7:37 PM
"I don't think about Haley Stevens"
Damn
There are now 642k Texans who have early voted who did not vote at all in the 2024 Presidential election. 48% of them (310,997) are Hispanic. And 39% (122,461) of those Hispanic surge voters are under the age of 30.
November 1, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Damn
This is a good post.
AES HASN'T SUFFICIENTLY CONDEMNED EVERY SINGLE ANTI-SEMITIC THING IN AMERICA AND THEREFORE YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR THE MOST ISLAMOPHOBIC SENATE CANDIDATE IN HISTORY
By Haley Stevens, representative of the blacks, the jews, and the asians.
By Haley Stevens, representative of the blacks, the jews, and the asians.
October 31, 2026 at 8:07 PM
This is a good post.
Imagine being this vile racist piece of shit and thinking you’re superior to anyone.
JD Vance whines about translators in hospitals and says, "how about if everyone just spoke English?"
October 30, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Imagine being this vile racist piece of shit and thinking you’re superior to anyone.
New York Times Catches Alaska Dems Being Hilarious Motherf*ckers, RED-HANDED! www.wonkette.com/p/new-york-t...
October 29, 2026 at 5:39 PM
New York Times Catches Alaska Dems Being Hilarious Motherf*ckers, RED-HANDED! www.wonkette.com/p/new-york-t...
Barack Obama Invites Anyone Upset About His Trump Cheesecake Factory Joke To Cry More www.wonkette.com/p/barack-oba...
Barack Obama Invites Anyone Upset About His Trump Cheesecake Factory Joke To Cry More
Throw in some tan suit tears while you’re at it.
www.wonkette.com
October 29, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Barack Obama Invites Anyone Upset About His Trump Cheesecake Factory Joke To Cry More www.wonkette.com/p/barack-oba...
Reposted by Evan Hurst
@adambecker.bsky.social and @gilduran.com want to know why journalists don't ask about the Vice President’s connection to Curtis Yarvin? #datmpodcast #gilduran #nerdreich @multitudeshows.com
Listen Now www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NtI...
Listen Now www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NtI...
October 28, 2026 at 10:52 PM
@adambecker.bsky.social and @gilduran.com want to know why journalists don't ask about the Vice President’s connection to Curtis Yarvin? #datmpodcast #gilduran #nerdreich @multitudeshows.com
Listen Now www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NtI...
Listen Now www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NtI...
Reposted by Evan Hurst
"The president wasn't even mad about the Saddam Hussein comparison! But he was very upset about the Cheesecake Factory" -- here's Obama's full riff about the "phony outrage" over his Trump/Cheesecake Factory comments and how it illustrates that "these are not serious people"
October 29, 2026 at 12:43 AM
"The president wasn't even mad about the Saddam Hussein comparison! But he was very upset about the Cheesecake Factory" -- here's Obama's full riff about the "phony outrage" over his Trump/Cheesecake Factory comments and how it illustrates that "these are not serious people"