Evan Hurst
@evanhurst.substack.com
Managing editor of http://wonkette.com, executive editor/proprietor of The Moral High Ground (SUBSCRIBE HERE: http://evanhurst.substack.com)
Political analyst and comedy yeller, with some table-flipping ex-vangelical cussing thrown in.
Political analyst and comedy yeller, with some table-flipping ex-vangelical cussing thrown in.
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Evan Hurst
@evanhurst.substack.com
· Feb 19
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Yes because it’s invasive and rude and people should not be required to be held hostage to your mental delusions.
So you're saying that Christians should abandon all forms of evangelism, which to us usually means allowing people to go to Hell for all eternity, a fate worse than death? I hate how it's often practiced, but to me a complete absence of evangelism is unkindness in the highest order.
September 19, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Yes because it’s invasive and rude and people should not be required to be held hostage to your mental delusions.
He doesn't know words.
Q: China is one of the most repressive countries for journalists in the world--
TRUMP: Well, I don't know about that. I think we're repressive also
TRUMP: Well, I don't know about that. I think we're repressive also
September 18, 2026 at 10:53 PM
He doesn't know words.
Yes, Conservative Evangelical Christianity Is A Cancer
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Yes, Conservative Evangelical Christianity Is A Cancer
The stereotypes line up with reality.
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September 18, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Yes, Conservative Evangelical Christianity Is A Cancer
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If Y’all Don’t Stop Bitchin’ About Gas Prices Dear Leader Is Gonna Rename Your Lake www.wonkette.com/p/if-yall-do...
If Y’all Don’t Stop Bitchin’ About Gas Prices Dear Leader Is Gonna Rename Your Lake
And then he’s gonna tariff the fishes in your lake, and you’ll still be fucked, but oh well.
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September 18, 2026 at 4:29 PM
If Y’all Don’t Stop Bitchin’ About Gas Prices Dear Leader Is Gonna Rename Your Lake www.wonkette.com/p/if-yall-do...
Dear consultants: Has it ever been explained to you that fucking shut up?
Democratic advisers are warning their candidates not to go too hard at AI
Democratic advisers are warning their candidates not to go too hard at AI
Democratic consultants are warning their candidates in some key races not to lean into AI regulations out of fear that powerful tech groups could spend heavily against them.
dlvr.it
September 18, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Dear consultants: Has it ever been explained to you that fucking shut up?
He's literally fantasizing about "sir" stories that haven't even (not) happened yet.
That seems like a new level in the late-stage dementia/God complex liquefaction of his brain, I think?
That seems like a new level in the late-stage dementia/God complex liquefaction of his brain, I think?
Trump: "I could've banned fishing. The power of this office is crazy. I could've banned fishing. I think I'm gonna do that."
September 18, 2026 at 12:22 AM
He's literally fantasizing about "sir" stories that haven't even (not) happened yet.
That seems like a new level in the late-stage dementia/God complex liquefaction of his brain, I think?
That seems like a new level in the late-stage dementia/God complex liquefaction of his brain, I think?
Love it when white MAGA bigots explain what "traditionally, if you look at statistics, if you’re doing political science, African Americans," will or will not do. www.joemygod.com/2026/09/maga...
MAGA Rep: Blacks Won't Vote For A Gay President - Joe.My.God.
Raw Story reports: Rep. Derrick Van Orden (R-WI) said a gay president is more likely to be a Republican because Black voters are “not ready” to elect one. Reporter Charlie Cotton asked the congressman...
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September 17, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Love it when white MAGA bigots explain what "traditionally, if you look at statistics, if you’re doing political science, African Americans," will or will not do. www.joemygod.com/2026/09/maga...
Canada Accepts EU’s Invite To Cool Kids’ Table While Trump Sh*ts Pants www.wonkette.com/p/canada-acc...
Canada Accepts EU’s Invite To Cool Kids’ Table While Trump Sh*ts Pants
Quick, Natalie! Print him an AI slop map of him renaming Canada AND Europe!
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September 17, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Canada Accepts EU’s Invite To Cool Kids’ Table While Trump Sh*ts Pants www.wonkette.com/p/canada-acc...
Some Of Kash Patel’s Best FBI Agents Used To Work In Cow Brothels! www.wonkette.com/p/some-of-ka...
Some Of Kash Patel’s Best FBI Agents Used To Work In Cow Brothels!
Or something.
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September 16, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Some Of Kash Patel’s Best FBI Agents Used To Work In Cow Brothels! www.wonkette.com/p/some-of-ka...
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Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.
September 16, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.
Why, so people can see how greasy and prematurely aged Hegseth really is in comparison?
Exclusive: The Pentagon is asking commanders to nominate troops to attend Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s “State of the Force” address this September, and says the servicemembers must meet waist-to-height requirements and exhibit “impeccable” grooming standards. https://on.wsj.com/3VwFKeF
September 15, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Why, so people can see how greasy and prematurely aged Hegseth really is in comparison?
Trafalgar gonna Trafalgar
Just so we all understand the play here. Release initial polls showing Senate Dem candidates with modest leads. Release more in coming weeks showing the races "tightening," and their candidate gaining and ours losing ground.
It's 2022 red wave, redux. No one should fall for it this time.
It's 2022 red wave, redux. No one should fall for it this time.
September 14, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Trafalgar gonna Trafalgar
This is absolutely incredible
Bear-hugging data centers remains the funniest part of his midterms strategy
September 14, 2026 at 3:51 PM
This is absolutely incredible
The Hurricanes Had Tears In Their Eyes And Said ‘Sir! Sir!’ But Dear Leader Trump Stopped Them! www.wonkette.com/p/the-hurric...
The Hurricanes Had Tears In Their Eyes And Said ‘Sir! Sir!’ But Dear Leader Trump Stopped Them!
Blessings be, under his eye!
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September 14, 2026 at 3:30 PM
The Hurricanes Had Tears In Their Eyes And Said ‘Sir! Sir!’ But Dear Leader Trump Stopped Them! www.wonkette.com/p/the-hurric...
Damn he’s good
I have seen it all: A UMC pastor leading a Wizard of Oz-themed call-and-response with the crowd during a Senate debate at the Kansas State Fair.
Democratic nominee Adam Hamilton has the juice
Democratic nominee Adam Hamilton has the juice
September 13, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Damn he’s good
Some Dusty-Ass Bigots Trying To Ban Mamdani From 9/11 Commemorations www.wonkette.com/p/some-dusty...
Some Dusty-Ass Bigots Trying To Ban Mamdani From 9/11 Commemorations
Fuck these scumbags.
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September 11, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Some Dusty-Ass Bigots Trying To Ban Mamdani From 9/11 Commemorations www.wonkette.com/p/some-dusty...
It’s funny because his boss raped little girls before his dick stopped working
JD Vance on Talarico: "I never want see that guy's web browser history"
September 11, 2026 at 2:02 AM
It’s funny because his boss raped little girls before his dick stopped working
Because she’s fucking someone else?
JD Vance: You should've been there when the organizers of the midterm RNC asked my wife if she would come to Dallas t- to in- introduce her husband, and she said 'hell no'
September 11, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Because she’s fucking someone else?
Upholstery cleaner?
Vance: "If you're ever feeling down about our country, ladies and gentlemen, just take a look at the beautiful ladies right behind me. Ladies, I'd like to know what you had to drink."
September 11, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Upholstery cleaner?
Republicans Unveil Secret Midterm Weapon, It Is Hasan Piker’s Dinglesmackus
Cook Political Report moves all races to ‘dresses left’.
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Cook Political Report moves all races to ‘dresses left’.
www.wonkette.com/p/republican...
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September 10, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Republicans Unveil Secret Midterm Weapon, It Is Hasan Piker’s Dinglesmackus
Cook Political Report moves all races to ‘dresses left’.
www.wonkette.com/p/republican...
Cook Political Report moves all races to ‘dresses left’.
www.wonkette.com/p/republican...
Every Republican man and woman at the Trump Republican convention in a rage right now googling “Hasan Piker bulge” and zooming and screengrabbing and desperately trying to keep people from seeing what they’re doing
September 10, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Every Republican man and woman at the Trump Republican convention in a rage right now googling “Hasan Piker bulge” and zooming and screengrabbing and desperately trying to keep people from seeing what they’re doing
Blink twice if you need help, Jesus.
September 9, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Blink twice if you need help, Jesus.
Remember that, fellow moms?
Brooke Rollins: "Do you remember, especially the moms out there, when they told us what light bulbs that we could screw into our light fixtures, which washing machines we could use, and which toilets we could flush?"
September 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Remember that, fellow moms?
Just a regular guy who enjoys intercourse with women, talking to his fellow regular guys
September 9, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Just a regular guy who enjoys intercourse with women, talking to his fellow regular guys
9/11 Hijacker Donald Trump Headlines Sold-Out Republican Convention In Dallas, Free Tickets Available www.wonkette.com/p/911-hijack...
9/11 Hijacker Donald Trump Headlines Sold-Out Republican Convention In Dallas, Free Tickets Available
Literally true headline (except for the ‘sold-out’ part).
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September 9, 2026 at 4:05 PM
9/11 Hijacker Donald Trump Headlines Sold-Out Republican Convention In Dallas, Free Tickets Available www.wonkette.com/p/911-hijack...