Evan
@evanmstewart.bsky.social
My year has three seasons: Oscar season, Eurovision season, and summer. World's #1 fan of "Ein Lied kann eine Brücke sein" and Melodifestivalen 1987.
Ricchi e Poveri are the Italian ABBA.
No, I will not be taking questions.
No, I will not be taking questions.
September 1, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Ricchi e Poveri are the Italian ABBA.
No, I will not be taking questions.
No, I will not be taking questions.
It's clearly going to find out the latest on Amanda Knox.
August 31, 2026 at 8:46 PM
It's clearly going to find out the latest on Amanda Knox.
Greetings from Venice, where the local flag did not come to play.
August 31, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Greetings from Venice, where the local flag did not come to play.
I often said that Dolly Parton was the #1 most beloved person in America. It didn't matter your race, gender, sexuality, politics, or whether you live in a city or the country... everybody loves Dolly Parton.
To one of the greatest ever: Rest in Peace. You were and are cherished.
To one of the greatest ever: Rest in Peace. You were and are cherished.
August 25, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I often said that Dolly Parton was the #1 most beloved person in America. It didn't matter your race, gender, sexuality, politics, or whether you live in a city or the country... everybody loves Dolly Parton.
To one of the greatest ever: Rest in Peace. You were and are cherished.
To one of the greatest ever: Rest in Peace. You were and are cherished.
And the winner of the Eurovision Song Contest 2027 is...
Corruption!
Corruption, please come to the stage to collect your trophy.
Corruption!
Corruption, please come to the stage to collect your trophy.
August 13, 2026 at 1:04 PM
And the winner of the Eurovision Song Contest 2027 is...
Corruption!
Corruption, please come to the stage to collect your trophy.
Corruption!
Corruption, please come to the stage to collect your trophy.
Eurovision Hive: a friend's toddler loves bopping along to music. She's already gone through jazz and folk rock phases and I've decided that the next phase must be Eurovision. Any zippy, *wholesome* Eurovision entries you recommend for the playlist? Think: 🇳🇴11, 🇮🇸20, 🇧🇪23.
July 25, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Eurovision Hive: a friend's toddler loves bopping along to music. She's already gone through jazz and folk rock phases and I've decided that the next phase must be Eurovision. Any zippy, *wholesome* Eurovision entries you recommend for the playlist? Think: 🇳🇴11, 🇮🇸20, 🇧🇪23.
Just re-posting this for... reasons.
I don’t know who needs to hear this but Eurovision countries are not Pokémon. We do not “gotta catch ‘em all.”
June 25, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Just re-posting this for... reasons.
The guy who invented feng shui was so funny. “The bed must go here or else the ghost will get us.” Props to you, man, for turning your neuroses into A Movement.
May 22, 2026 at 6:45 PM
The guy who invented feng shui was so funny. “The bed must go here or else the ghost will get us.” Props to you, man, for turning your neuroses into A Movement.
Ken Lee - Bulgarian Idol (WITH ENGLISH TRANSLATION)
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May 18, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Bangaranga Gagatrondra!
May 16, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Bangaranga Gagatrondra!
New Eurovision Pet Peeve Formed: non-Eurovision pop music at Eurovision. Classical? Sure. Folk? Sure. Pop music? No, ma’am. I even struggle with Eurovision winners’ latest singles.
May 16, 2026 at 10:03 PM
New Eurovision Pet Peeve Formed: non-Eurovision pop music at Eurovision. Classical? Sure. Folk? Sure. Pop music? No, ma’am. I even struggle with Eurovision winners’ latest singles.
Please note: the plural of “Bangaranga” is “Bangarangae.”
May 16, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Please note: the plural of “Bangaranga” is “Bangarangae.”
Proposition: Dara as the Final Girl in a blockbuster horror film. #Eurovision
May 16, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Proposition: Dara as the Final Girl in a blockbuster horror film. #Eurovision
Eurovision Predictions, Jury:
🇦🇺 270
🇫🇷 200
🇫🇮 170
🇨🇿 150
🇵🇱 120
🇧🇬 120
🇩🇰 110
🇭🇷 100
🇦🇱 90
🇬🇷 90
🇮🇹 90
🇸🇪 90
🇺🇦 80
🇷🇴 70
🇲🇩 50
🇮🇱 40
🇲🇹 40
🇧🇪 40
🇱🇹 30
🇨🇾 30
🇷🇸 30
🇩🇪 10
🇳🇴 10
🇦🇹 0
🇬🇧 0
🇦🇺 270
🇫🇷 200
🇫🇮 170
🇨🇿 150
🇵🇱 120
🇧🇬 120
🇩🇰 110
🇭🇷 100
🇦🇱 90
🇬🇷 90
🇮🇹 90
🇸🇪 90
🇺🇦 80
🇷🇴 70
🇲🇩 50
🇮🇱 40
🇲🇹 40
🇧🇪 40
🇱🇹 30
🇨🇾 30
🇷🇸 30
🇩🇪 10
🇳🇴 10
🇦🇹 0
🇬🇧 0
May 16, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Eurovision Predictions, Jury:
🇦🇺 270
🇫🇷 200
🇫🇮 170
🇨🇿 150
🇵🇱 120
🇧🇬 120
🇩🇰 110
🇭🇷 100
🇦🇱 90
🇬🇷 90
🇮🇹 90
🇸🇪 90
🇺🇦 80
🇷🇴 70
🇲🇩 50
🇮🇱 40
🇲🇹 40
🇧🇪 40
🇱🇹 30
🇨🇾 30
🇷🇸 30
🇩🇪 10
🇳🇴 10
🇦🇹 0
🇬🇧 0
🇦🇺 270
🇫🇷 200
🇫🇮 170
🇨🇿 150
🇵🇱 120
🇧🇬 120
🇩🇰 110
🇭🇷 100
🇦🇱 90
🇬🇷 90
🇮🇹 90
🇸🇪 90
🇺🇦 80
🇷🇴 70
🇲🇩 50
🇮🇱 40
🇲🇹 40
🇧🇪 40
🇱🇹 30
🇨🇾 30
🇷🇸 30
🇩🇪 10
🇳🇴 10
🇦🇹 0
🇬🇧 0
Malta, you're in danger, gurl. Not sure that was enough to overcome an unreliable televote history. #Eurovision
May 14, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Malta, you're in danger, gurl. Not sure that was enough to overcome an unreliable televote history. #Eurovision
Subtitles are great and more #Eurovision countries should use them, but remember: you need to choose a color that is visible in all the shots of your performance.
May 14, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Subtitles are great and more #Eurovision countries should use them, but remember: you need to choose a color that is visible in all the shots of your performance.
Great work from Ukraine, but I missed the frenetic interlude and flower from Leleka's Vidbir staging. #Eurovision
May 14, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Great work from Ukraine, but I missed the frenetic interlude and flower from Leleka's Vidbir staging. #Eurovision
Denmark is a major banger, but they committed my #Eurovision Cardinal Sin: creating an illusion and then ruining it with a wide shot.
May 14, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Denmark is a major banger, but they committed my #Eurovision Cardinal Sin: creating an illusion and then ruining it with a wide shot.
This semi has me so impressed at the improvement in staging over the past few years at #Eurovision. Bulgaria, Romania, Armenia... amazing stagecraft all.
May 14, 2026 at 7:42 PM
This semi has me so impressed at the improvement in staging over the past few years at #Eurovision. Bulgaria, Romania, Armenia... amazing stagecraft all.
Yay, gays in #Eurovision, but I really DID NOT WANT NOR NEED this stiff history lesson.
May 14, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Yay, gays in #Eurovision, but I really DID NOT WANT NOR NEED this stiff history lesson.
I was reminded of Nell's "tay inna win." #Eurovision
May 14, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I was reminded of Nell's "tay inna win." #Eurovision
Was it just me or was that edited in a way, particularly early on, where it didn't look like she was actually singing (even though she was)? #Eurovision
May 14, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Was it just me or was that edited in a way, particularly early on, where it didn't look like she was actually singing (even though she was)? #Eurovision
The song isn't for everyone, but I think that may have been the most telegenic performance we have EVER seen at #Eurovision. Dara knows how to *connect* with the camera.
May 14, 2026 at 7:12 PM
The song isn't for everyone, but I think that may have been the most telegenic performance we have EVER seen at #Eurovision. Dara knows how to *connect* with the camera.
Needs less praying, more slaying. #Eurovision
May 12, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Needs less praying, more slaying. #Eurovision
So glad the superior Estonian rock act won this year's Eesti Laul. The Letters to Cleo energy is EPIC. #Eurovision
May 12, 2026 at 7:57 PM
So glad the superior Estonian rock act won this year's Eesti Laul. The Letters to Cleo energy is EPIC. #Eurovision