Ève Després • NYC/SF
@evedespres.bsky.social
Coquettish with a taste for poetry • USA soon
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Oscar worthy performance: when normies ask me for luxury hotel recommandations in places I used to live in and I can’t admit I know them all
August 13, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Oscar worthy performance: when normies ask me for luxury hotel recommandations in places I used to live in and I can’t admit I know them all
Passport control asked the purpose of my visit and "sunbed shenanigans with a nice view" felt too honest for 7am
August 13, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Passport control asked the purpose of my visit and "sunbed shenanigans with a nice view" felt too honest for 7am
My dentist is too attractive to put his fingers in my mouth like it means nothing
August 12, 2026 at 8:48 PM
My dentist is too attractive to put his fingers in my mouth like it means nothing
Unlike other things, those straps just won’t stay up
August 12, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Unlike other things, those straps just won’t stay up
Breathing optional, compliments mandatory
April 28, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Breathing optional, compliments mandatory
The mental gymnastics required to justify getting the €14 minibar cashews hurts me every time
April 27, 2026 at 6:10 PM
The mental gymnastics required to justify getting the €14 minibar cashews hurts me every time
Sometimes the subtext needs to be very, very obvious...
April 26, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Sometimes the subtext needs to be very, very obvious...
Good date metric: two glasses of red later, he’s cancelling his work trip the next day to stay together.
April 26, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Good date metric: two glasses of red later, he’s cancelling his work trip the next day to stay together.
Writer’s block is just my brain’s way of saying this idea needs more drinks and possibly une petite mort
April 25, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Writer’s block is just my brain’s way of saying this idea needs more drinks and possibly une petite mort
When I'm not available for last minute requests:
April 25, 2026 at 11:23 AM
When I'm not available for last minute requests:
Breakfast at Messika’s
January 30, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Breakfast at Messika’s
I’m not flat chested: I’m optimised for lying face down
January 30, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I’m not flat chested: I’m optimised for lying face down
Good morning 💐
January 23, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Good morning 💐
Some conversations are so good they deserve better wine. Some wine is so good it deserves better conversation.
January 22, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Some conversations are so good they deserve better wine. Some wine is so good it deserves better conversation.
An ode to Left Bank philosophies, Right Bank decadence, and a city made for falling in lust 🤍
January 20, 2026 at 2:35 PM
An ode to Left Bank philosophies, Right Bank decadence, and a city made for falling in lust 🤍
Humanity's greatest equaliser: an airport gate at 6AM when the lounges are still closed and everyone is equally miserable
January 17, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Humanity's greatest equaliser: an airport gate at 6AM when the lounges are still closed and everyone is equally miserable
For someone who hasn’t worn a bra casually for a decade, I surely have a suspicious amount of them…
January 16, 2026 at 9:52 AM
For someone who hasn’t worn a bra casually for a decade, I surely have a suspicious amount of them…
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What I mean when I say I’m terrier-fic in bed:
January 14, 2026 at 6:13 PM
What I mean when I say I’m terrier-fic in bed:
What I mean when I say I’m terrier-fic in bed:
January 14, 2026 at 6:13 PM
What I mean when I say I’m terrier-fic in bed:
Reposted by Ève Després • NYC/SF
Patiently waiting for ‘Bluesky’ to appear in the ‘where did you find me’ field. 👉🏻🥺👈🏻
January 9, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Patiently waiting for ‘Bluesky’ to appear in the ‘where did you find me’ field. 👉🏻🥺👈🏻
So little space for a caption, yet so many puns with « deck »…
December 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
So little space for a caption, yet so many puns with « deck »…
Ten exceptional days together with one goal: to forget about European winter
December 22, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Ten exceptional days together with one goal: to forget about European winter
Chasing winter blues 🐬
December 19, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Chasing winter blues 🐬
Get you someone who can do both
January-November
'naughty' = 😈
December
'naughty' = 🎅🏻
'naughty' = 😈
December
'naughty' = 🎅🏻
December 17, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Get you someone who can do both
The sexual tension between me and a notebook so pretty I will absolutely never write in it…
December 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The sexual tension between me and a notebook so pretty I will absolutely never write in it…