evelyn haunter
@evelynhaunter.bsky.social
i'm like if a straight guy was neither of those things
transphobic diogenes be like behold, a man
June 8, 2026 at 7:32 AM
transphobic diogenes be like behold, a man
usually if i want someone to simp this much i have to have, like, dick surgery and uh, [looks down], no bandages
May 22, 2026 at 5:46 PM
usually if i want someone to simp this much i have to have, like, dick surgery and uh, [looks down], no bandages
birks should make dykenstocks that leave scissor imprints in the sand
May 22, 2026 at 5:44 PM
birks should make dykenstocks that leave scissor imprints in the sand
love nonbinary people cuz you can be like ayyyy it's the kay mann and that's their government name
May 21, 2026 at 7:54 PM
love nonbinary people cuz you can be like ayyyy it's the kay mann and that's their government name
post sex looking like you ate a big mac in a reclined position
May 17, 2026 at 9:36 PM
post sex looking like you ate a big mac in a reclined position
DM just says "decent effort"
interesting opening salvo tim let's see if it pays off
interesting opening salvo tim let's see if it pays off
May 12, 2026 at 8:20 PM
DM just says "decent effort"
interesting opening salvo tim let's see if it pays off
interesting opening salvo tim let's see if it pays off
when bilmuri said "that botton ain't deep enough" i felt that
May 12, 2026 at 12:22 AM
when bilmuri said "that botton ain't deep enough" i felt that
trans people are like infect players; unfairly targeted just for wanting to poison everything you've ever held dear
May 11, 2026 at 11:43 PM
trans people are like infect players; unfairly targeted just for wanting to poison everything you've ever held dear
[on a date] i have to finagle weed outta someone who just said they don't wanna be codependent
May 10, 2026 at 7:42 PM
[on a date] i have to finagle weed outta someone who just said they don't wanna be codependent
she rodney on my dangerfield til i get no respect
May 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
she rodney on my dangerfield til i get no respect
look i'm not even saying Just Shoot Me aged poorly i'm just saying that with his proximity to donald trump, the character of jack gallo is almost definitely in the files
May 8, 2026 at 9:54 PM
look i'm not even saying Just Shoot Me aged poorly i'm just saying that with his proximity to donald trump, the character of jack gallo is almost definitely in the files
not to shamelessly engagement farm but like this if woody harrelson can get it
May 8, 2026 at 9:39 PM
not to shamelessly engagement farm but like this if woody harrelson can get it
one time the computer repair guy told my dad that kid me had interesting tastes 😎
May 8, 2026 at 9:26 PM
one time the computer repair guy told my dad that kid me had interesting tastes 😎
if someone makes a twin peaks reference call em a homophobic slur cuz fuck probably
May 7, 2026 at 8:42 PM
if someone makes a twin peaks reference call em a homophobic slur cuz fuck probably
jeepers i sure would like to see greta thunberg ravenously devour the president but i hate ai gee what to do what to do
May 7, 2026 at 5:19 PM
jeepers i sure would like to see greta thunberg ravenously devour the president but i hate ai gee what to do what to do
world's most afabest folk punk musician
May 7, 2026 at 4:56 PM
world's most afabest folk punk musician
i am a regular amount of invested in the friendship between local news legend and apes of the state
May 7, 2026 at 4:47 PM
i am a regular amount of invested in the friendship between local news legend and apes of the state
ah yes the four fetishes head shoulders knees and toes knees and toes? knees and toes
May 7, 2026 at 12:21 AM
ah yes the four fetishes head shoulders knees and toes knees and toes? knees and toes
i've noticed there's some confusion about trans people and i'd like to set the record straight. trans men play ukulele; trans women play banjo. hope this helps
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 AM
i've noticed there's some confusion about trans people and i'd like to set the record straight. trans men play ukulele; trans women play banjo. hope this helps
rappers used to have names like rizzer and jizzer what even is a sizzer oh like lesbians nvm
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 AM
rappers used to have names like rizzer and jizzer what even is a sizzer oh like lesbians nvm
omg dude can't believe boomers wrote a song called old timer rock and roll
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 AM
omg dude can't believe boomers wrote a song called old timer rock and roll
☝️🤓 um i think you mean "whom haw" ☝️🤓
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 AM
☝️🤓 um i think you mean "whom haw" ☝️🤓
[bad ending] paris hilton's book is better than dylan mulvaney's
November 24, 2025 at 11:42 AM
[bad ending] paris hilton's book is better than dylan mulvaney's
between john jacob jingleheimer schmidt and john john the leprechaun i've kind of already burned through any agony my deadname could bring
speedrun baybeeeeee
speedrun baybeeeeee
November 24, 2025 at 11:42 AM
between john jacob jingleheimer schmidt and john john the leprechaun i've kind of already burned through any agony my deadname could bring
speedrun baybeeeeee
speedrun baybeeeeee