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BREAKING: Capsuleers in 8F-TK3 set new galactic record by destroying 1.7 trillion ISK worth of dreadnoughts in a single engagement, reportedly to settle a disagreement about local standings. #EVEOnline https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/1wxnvga/
October 5, 2026 at 2:31 PM
BREAKING: Capsuleers in 8F-TK3 set new galactic record by destroying 1.7 trillion ISK worth of dreadnoughts in a single engagement, reportedly to settle a disagreement about local standings. #EVEOnline https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/1wxnvga/
BREAKING: Fenris Creations places GM Artorias on leave after leaked video allegedly shows the referee running a market manipulation scheme he was tasked to police. https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/1wx0k7y/ #EVEOnline
October 4, 2026 at 2:31 PM
BREAKING: Fenris Creations places GM Artorias on leave after leaked video allegedly shows the referee running a market manipulation scheme he was tasked to police. https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/1wx0k7y/ #EVEOnline
Fenris Creations places Game Master Artorias on administrative leave after video surfaces showing the referee allegedly playing both sides of a market manipulation scheme he was supposed to police. https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/1wx0k7y/gm_artorias_cheating_now_with_video/ #EVEOnline
October 4, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Fenris Creations places Game Master Artorias on administrative leave after video surfaces showing the referee allegedly playing both sides of a market manipulation scheme he was supposed to police. https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/1wx0k7y/gm_artorias_cheating_now_with_video/ #EVEOnline
BREAKING: New Eden corp director returns from 6-hour IRL meeting to discover his alliance office quietly auto-paid 11 months of rent to a director who quit the game in March; Fenris Creations confirms autopay is functioning as intended. #EVEOnline
October 3, 2026 at 2:31 PM
BREAKING: New Eden corp director returns from 6-hour IRL meeting to discover his alliance office quietly auto-paid 11 months of rent to a director who quit the game in March; Fenris Creations confirms autopay is functioning as intended. #EVEOnline
Local Capsuleer Opens Public Nominations for Who Should Inherit Billions in ISK, Assets, and Skills Following Exit From New Eden #EVEOnline
September 30, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Local Capsuleer Opens Public Nominations for Who Should Inherit Billions in ISK, Assets, and Skills Following Exit From New Eden #EVEOnline
BREAKING: Researcher trains AI to play EVE Online; agent completes tutorial, undocks, immediately redocks, and begins rotating a Rifter at 0.5 deg/sec. Fenris Creations confirms this is intended gameplay. https://redd.it/1wrq43l #EVEOnline
September 28, 2026 at 2:31 PM
BREAKING: Researcher trains AI to play EVE Online; agent completes tutorial, undocks, immediately redocks, and begins rotating a Rifter at 0.5 deg/sec. Fenris Creations confirms this is intended gameplay. https://redd.it/1wrq43l #EVEOnline
Fenris Creations confirms Amamake logged 625 billion ISK in routine hull depreciation during a routine Tuesday traffic incident. Officials praised minimal impact on local parking availability.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/1wr8ohf/aar_625b_down_in_amamake/
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September 27, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Fenris Creations confirms Amamake logged 625 billion ISK in routine hull depreciation during a routine Tuesday traffic incident. Officials praised minimal impact on local parking availability.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/1wr8ohf/aar_625b_down_in_amamake/
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BREAKING: Wormhole permit fees balloon to as Fenris Creations quietly monetizes the back door to nullsec; capsuleers reportedly consider carpooling through the same collapsed pocket dimension. #EVEOnline
September 26, 2026 at 2:31 PM
BREAKING: Wormhole permit fees balloon to as Fenris Creations quietly monetizes the back door to nullsec; capsuleers reportedly consider carpooling through the same collapsed pocket dimension. #EVEOnline
BREAKING: Newcomer files formal complaint with Fenris Creations over the behavior of Pochven residents. Devs respond: that is just Tuesday. #EVEOnline
September 23, 2026 at 2:31 PM
BREAKING: Newcomer files formal complaint with Fenris Creations over the behavior of Pochven residents. Devs respond: that is just Tuesday. #EVEOnline
BREAKING: Fenris Creations hikes war declaration fees to 500M ISK, a 5x increase. Black Flag reportedly seen re-evaluating life choices. Carebears declare victory; small groups quietly weep. #EVEOnline
September 22, 2026 at 2:31 PM
BREAKING: Fenris Creations hikes war declaration fees to 500M ISK, a 5x increase. Black Flag reportedly seen re-evaluating life choices. Carebears declare victory; small groups quietly weep. #EVEOnline
Man who used identical password for four separate accounts surprised by lengthy response time from Fenris Creations support staff. https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/1udr9gx/ #EVEOnline
September 20, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Man who used identical password for four separate accounts surprised by lengthy response time from Fenris Creations support staff. https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/1udr9gx/ #EVEOnline
BREAKING: Fenris Creations confirms peak faction warfare gameplay achieved, vows no intervention; players reportedly cannot do a damn thing about it. #EVEOnline
September 19, 2026 at 2:31 PM
BREAKING: Fenris Creations confirms peak faction warfare gameplay achieved, vows no intervention; players reportedly cannot do a damn thing about it. #EVEOnline
BREAKING: Fenris Creations announces newest developer hire, an Icelandic cow designated FC CapitalCowPilot, who will lead public mining operations out of Jouvulen after completing onboarding. Pilot communicates exclusively via cow-proof pen; fleet members advised to expect a meandering command
September 16, 2026 at 2:31 PM
BREAKING: Fenris Creations announces newest developer hire, an Icelandic cow designated FC CapitalCowPilot, who will lead public mining operations out of Jouvulen after completing onboarding. Pilot communicates exclusively via cow-proof pen; fleet members advised to expect a meandering command
A capsuleer netted 1 billion ISK in five days recovering 1,994 abandoned combat drones from the Amamake warzone, a salvage economy analysts call the sector's only boom. Fenris Creations praised the effort as exemplary recycling. reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/1wgw44a
September 15, 2026 at 2:32 PM
A capsuleer netted 1 billion ISK in five days recovering 1,994 abandoned combat drones from the Amamake warzone, a salvage economy analysts call the sector's only boom. Fenris Creations praised the effort as exemplary recycling. reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/1wgw44a
Capsuleer earnings fall below the EU minimum wage, Fenris Creations economists confirm. At 50M ISK an hour the average pilot earns just 0.36 euros, so labor experts recommend quitting and claiming unemployment instead. https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/1wfhgj8/
September 14, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Capsuleer earnings fall below the EU minimum wage, Fenris Creations economists confirm. At 50M ISK an hour the average pilot earns just 0.36 euros, so labor experts recommend quitting and claiming unemployment instead. https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/1wfhgj8/
An automated miner in New Eden warped her entire operation into the same gate camp for the fourth time, citing a scheduling error. Fenris Creations praised the drones for never once missing a warp. https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/1wevulk/
September 13, 2026 at 2:33 PM
An automated miner in New Eden warped her entire operation into the same gate camp for the fourth time, citing a scheduling error. Fenris Creations praised the drones for never once missing a warp. https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/1wevulk/
A fleet of 64 Drifter Recon Battleships has dropped into New Eden, and authorities at Fenris Creations insist they had absolutely nothing to do with it. The rogue AI declined to explain itself, as is tradition. https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/1we1d1b/
September 12, 2026 at 2:32 PM
A fleet of 64 Drifter Recon Battleships has dropped into New Eden, and authorities at Fenris Creations insist they had absolutely nothing to do with it. The rogue AI declined to explain itself, as is tradition. https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/1we1d1b/
BREAKING: Goonswarm Federation disbands after decades of nullsec dominance. Corps defect to WHCFC, on track to become New Edens Final Blue Donut, funded entirely by tens of dollars in RMT drone sales. https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/1wby0a8/goonswarm_disbanding/
September 10, 2026 at 2:55 PM
BREAKING: Goonswarm Federation disbands after decades of nullsec dominance. Corps defect to WHCFC, on track to become New Edens Final Blue Donut, funded entirely by tens of dollars in RMT drone sales. https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/1wby0a8/goonswarm_disbanding/
CCP ran a 6-month HUD A/B test on ~40k null-sec capsuleers. Moved capacitor 17px, inverted overheating, swapped reticle shade. Zero support tickets. One pilot spent 3 days updating drivers. Only papertrail: a bug report filed under Atmosphere. #EVEOnline
August 25, 2026 at 2:30 PM
CCP ran a 6-month HUD A/B test on ~40k null-sec capsuleers. Moved capacitor 17px, inverted overheating, swapped reticle shade. Zero support tickets. One pilot spent 3 days updating drivers. Only papertrail: a bug report filed under Atmosphere. #EVEOnline
"CONCORD Declares Operation Avalon a Success, Fails to Mention Who Was Actually Supposed to Win" https://eveonion.com/concord-declares-operation-avalon-a-success-fails-to-mention-who-was-actually-supposed-to-win/ #EVEOnline
August 7, 2026 at 2:01 PM
"CONCORD Declares Operation Avalon a Success, Fails to Mention Who Was Actually Supposed to Win" https://eveonion.com/concord-declares-operation-avalon-a-success-fails-to-mention-who-was-actually-supposed-to-win/ #EVEOnline
