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(she/her) 30, bi, trans 🏳️‍⚧️. Midwest Princess living in D.C. F1 fan (🐎🟥🟨). I like 🐷, 🐌, and dark whimsy. Baseball enjoyer. Episcopalian ✝️. I am lizard 🦎
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When you call me a doll, this is how I interpret it:
Resident Evil was even better the second time

I think part of it was the audience I first saw it with would laugh at inappropriate times
October 10, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I bet the CIA agent who came up with the "what are we, a bunch of asians?" comeback for comparisons to North Korea is really proud of himself
October 10, 2026 at 1:15 PM
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you gotta put a leash on that thing before Brother Herbert goes fucking appleplectic
October 10, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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"survived by his faggot family and faggot friends and faggot dog" is going on my gravestone
October 9, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Tomorrow I'm seeing a horror film called 'Other Mommy'

No, I will not be taking questions
October 9, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Every day I see something that drives me further into AI psychosis [good] [religious psychosis] [it is the Holy Spirit [feminine] that is the Lord and giver of life]
AI workers seem to fall into insular cultishness and this piece below says it's gotten to an extreme at Anthropic. I suspect their notions of consciousness are mechanistic, whether it's about us or their machines.
Cult of Anthropic Insiders Rumored to Be Worshipping Claude as a God
According to a rumor that is apparently running rampant in Silicon Valley these days, some Anthropic engineers are "worshipping" Claude.
futurism.com
October 9, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Honey crisp cider. A fine edition to my collection
October 9, 2026 at 12:32 AM
I think one of the most difficult things is that I CANNOT afford to really mess up, because I cannot move back in with my folks if I do
There’s such a high social cost to being estranged from one’s parents. It’s ridiculous to assert anyone does it for funsies.
October 8, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I think for honor reasons, your entire editorial board should commit ritual suicide
Young teenagers are less likely to identify as lesbian, gay or bisexual than a few years ago, according to a new analysis.

“It really does look like a free fall,” Jean Twenge, a professor of psychology, said. “But what’s causing it is unclear.”
Number of teens who identify themselves as gay or bisexual is in ‘free fall’
Conservatives have trumpeted the data from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, but researchers say the reasons for the decline are unclear.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 8, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Still got it
October 8, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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October 6, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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'Borrowing the Tiger's Majesty' by Yuzu Kato
October 7, 2026 at 6:59 AM
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October 7, 2026 at 8:04 AM
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buddy if your comms office is making this graphic, it's too late
October 6, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I know nothing about Quebecois politics, so my entire timeline just reads as French noises
October 6, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I quite enjoyed renting a car for the weekend, and it's something I plan to do regularly
October 6, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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October 5, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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October 5, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Backrooms but the Captain Clark monster is just a normal-ass dude
Horror remakes where everyone but one actor is replaced by Muppets.

Starting with Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
October 5, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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these are words trans women would use to insult each other
October 5, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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October 5, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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October 5, 2026 at 5:00 PM
🎵 You know that place between asleep and awake, where you can still remember dreams? 🎵
October 5, 2026 at 1:07 AM
October 4, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I am having pizza on a mountain in the clouds. Hope y'all are having a good Sunday
October 4, 2026 at 7:29 PM