@evolvedtrex.bsky.social
just a former T-Rex's account for teasing science deniers
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You don’t have to say nice things to or about Kkkhaki Kkkommander just because he got shot in the neck.
September 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
You don’t have to say nice things to or about Kkkhaki Kkkommander just because he got shot in the neck.
“I was a lazy boy but now I’m more of a flex steel sorta guy”
DOOCY: You have lost a ton of weight. How much sauerkraut do you eat in a day?
JD VANCE: When you're the VP and one of the first questions at a press conference is about how much weight you've lost, you must've gotten very fat. That's one thing I take from that question.
JD VANCE: When you're the VP and one of the first questions at a press conference is about how much weight you've lost, you must've gotten very fat. That's one thing I take from that question.
September 3, 2026 at 7:51 PM
“I was a lazy boy but now I’m more of a flex steel sorta guy”
Uhhhhhh maybe some more time should be spent looking into her “treatment” home for girls with eating disorders. And the double-digit number of teenage girls she and her husband fostered.
Former Rep. Michele Bachmann says the main problem in Gaza today is that refugees are getting too fat: "Their calorie count is over 3,000 calories per person a day from all the food that's coming in and the biggest problem they're dealing with most recently in Gaza is obesity."
September 2, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Uhhhhhh maybe some more time should be spent looking into her “treatment” home for girls with eating disorders. And the double-digit number of teenage girls she and her husband fostered.
No.
Joseph Pascaretta has spent roughly $65,000 on high-end matchmaking services. Will it help him find the love of his life?
Forty First Dates and Still Searching
Joseph Pascaretta has spent roughly $65,000 on high-end matchmaking services. Will it help him find the love of his life?
nyti.ms
August 18, 2026 at 9:58 PM
No.
Just be a Republican already bro
WELKER: As Democratic leader in the House, would you vote for or against Medicare for All?
JEFFRIES: It's not legislation that I currently am co-sponsoring or that I support, but I support the notion we've got to find a path forward to fix our broken healthcare system
JEFFRIES: It's not legislation that I currently am co-sponsoring or that I support, but I support the notion we've got to find a path forward to fix our broken healthcare system
August 16, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Just be a Republican already bro
“Unexpectedly”
Americans unexpectedly cut back on spending last month as a boost from government tax refunds faded.
Retail sales unexpectedly fall in July as government tax refunds fade
Shoppers unexpectedly cut their spending in July as a boost from government tax refunds faded.Retail sales slipped 0.6% last month, the biggest drop since May 2025 from a revised gain of 0.2%, according to the Commerce Department data released Friday.There was a notable bump in spending in both Apri
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August 14, 2026 at 2:12 PM
“Unexpectedly”
Translation: she is voting again, and she will vote wrong, again.
MS NOW: Are you regretting your vote right now?
TRUMP VOTER: The past two years, yeah I have. I'm actually not even voting the next time.
TRUMP VOTER: The past two years, yeah I have. I'm actually not even voting the next time.
August 7, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Translation: she is voting again, and she will vote wrong, again.
The important thing is giving the abuser a platform on a major network to defend himself.
whoa -- Max Miller on CNN threatens Sen. Bernie Moreno with "exposing a deeply and personal embarrassing matter" after Moreno called for his resignation
August 4, 2026 at 10:53 PM
The important thing is giving the abuser a platform on a major network to defend himself.
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Not all heroes wear capes!
August 3, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Not all heroes wear capes!
This twat could have just trained falcons and used his name to raise money for environmental causes, but no, we get this instead.
August 2, 2026 at 3:02 PM
This twat could have just trained falcons and used his name to raise money for environmental causes, but no, we get this instead.
One of these days we’re going to find out that the real reason he hates Minnesota so much is because he’s afraid of pontoon boats.
Q: Can you rule out that Iran is behind the water attacks?
TRUMP: I don't think so. I think that Minnesota is behind it. You know who is behind it? Minnesota. Because they're grossly incompetent. I don't think there was an Iranian cyberattack. I think Minnesota ought to get its act together.
TRUMP: I don't think so. I think that Minnesota is behind it. You know who is behind it? Minnesota. Because they're grossly incompetent. I don't think there was an Iranian cyberattack. I think Minnesota ought to get its act together.
July 31, 2026 at 9:38 PM
One of these days we’re going to find out that the real reason he hates Minnesota so much is because he’s afraid of pontoon boats.
Oh Hamilton absolutely did imagine and pine for this economy.
Bessent: "President Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Alexander Hamilton could not have imagined the economy that we would have created. It is the envy of the world."
July 31, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Oh Hamilton absolutely did imagine and pine for this economy.
They could say “he thinks Canada controls wind, which is deranged. We’ve invoked the 25th” but instead we get “they should rake the forests”
Rep. Jeff Van Drew: "Canada isn't working because they are so far left. This should be a warning shot to them. You better come to America, say, 'We're sorry, we're gonna mend our ways and do what we used to do and groom and maintain the forest.'"
July 20, 2026 at 9:22 PM
They could say “he thinks Canada controls wind, which is deranged. We’ve invoked the 25th” but instead we get “they should rake the forests”
Security at the grocery store is due to end-stage capitalism and rampant poverty driven by government policies.
Also security at the grocery store is 70% old friendly guy, 20% stoned young guy, 10% wanna be cop who is waiting for his shift to end so he can go chat with his ai girlfriend.
Also security at the grocery store is 70% old friendly guy, 20% stoned young guy, 10% wanna be cop who is waiting for his shift to end so he can go chat with his ai girlfriend.
"It's pathetic and disgusting" -- big tough guy Tom Homan crashes out and huffs away from reporters after complaining about having to have security at the grocery store
July 20, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Security at the grocery store is due to end-stage capitalism and rampant poverty driven by government policies.
Also security at the grocery store is 70% old friendly guy, 20% stoned young guy, 10% wanna be cop who is waiting for his shift to end so he can go chat with his ai girlfriend.
Also security at the grocery store is 70% old friendly guy, 20% stoned young guy, 10% wanna be cop who is waiting for his shift to end so he can go chat with his ai girlfriend.
Pretty sure that’s what happens when AI writes your halftime show
July 19, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Pretty sure that’s what happens when AI writes your halftime show
They need to be abolished, not reformed
Trump’s chaos is costing human lives. His reckless ICE operations have led to two recent deaths in Maine and Texas.
Republicans refused to support our commonsense ICE reforms designed to prevent tragedies like these.
We can't keep waiting for the next tragedy.
Republicans refused to support our commonsense ICE reforms designed to prevent tragedies like these.
We can't keep waiting for the next tragedy.
July 15, 2026 at 5:50 PM
They need to be abolished, not reformed
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Option a: be a complicit coward
Option b: be a compassionate human
Option b: be a compassionate human
July 14, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Option a: be a complicit coward
Option b: be a compassionate human
Option b: be a compassionate human
They propped up his corpse for a creepy photo and his staff sent out a statement. Or whatever.
Sen. Mitch McConnell says he was hospitalized on June 14 after a fall. His statement follows weeks of speculation about why he was in the hospital. https://cnn.it/4ydvtTT
July 13, 2026 at 4:14 AM
They propped up his corpse for a creepy photo and his staff sent out a statement. Or whatever.
He’s just describing 15 year old memes because his barely functioning brain thinks that’s real.
asked if we're back to full-scale war against Iran, Trump starts ranting about Obama and how he allegedly "took all the cash from Virginia, Maryland, and DC banks" and "flew it to Iran"
July 8, 2026 at 1:25 PM
He’s just describing 15 year old memes because his barely functioning brain thinks that’s real.
The fireworks show took place on the 5th of July
Trump: "We had the biggest crowd that anyone has ever seen that unfortunately lightning caused it to leave, and everybody said, 'Well we'll do it another time.' When I heard that I said, 'No we won't. We're doing it on the Fourth of July' ... 150,000 people came back."
July 6, 2026 at 2:04 PM
The fireworks show took place on the 5th of July
they should have to drink a michelob ultra at the hydration break
July 6, 2026 at 2:38 AM
they should have to drink a michelob ultra at the hydration break