Gödel's Poophole
@evpd.bsky.social
leftist if it matters, nihilist if it doesn't
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formerly of garbage twitter, bofa.lol, jorts.horse, currently of bsky dot social
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Gödel's Poophole
@evpd.bsky.social
· Nov 10
Look guys, some people suck too much shit to be allowed on here so I took proactive measures
You're welcome. Feel free to steal this idea and apply it to other dipshits
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guess I'll be writing in the corpse of Vladimir Lenin for Congress
Don Davis becomes the latest Dem to release an anti-trans ad, praising North Carolina's sports ban.
"There's real concerns about fairness and safety, that's why I believe states should decide what's right to protect women and girls. And North Carolina has decided"
With a "trans sports ban" banner.
"There's real concerns about fairness and safety, that's why I believe states should decide what's right to protect women and girls. And North Carolina has decided"
With a "trans sports ban" banner.
October 1, 2026 at 2:20 AM
guess I'll be writing in the corpse of Vladimir Lenin for Congress
only been slightly less disastrous for international tourism than COVID...so far
October 1, 2026 at 2:16 AM
only been slightly less disastrous for international tourism than COVID...so far
dude if you are or were ever in a fraternity: don't be this fuckin guy
September 30, 2026 at 10:49 PM
dude if you are or were ever in a fraternity: don't be this fuckin guy
i will venmo 100 dollars to the journalist who points this out live next time he trots this back out
bc you know he's gonna beat it to death like the most annoying kid in your middle school class trying out their first joke workshop
bc you know he's gonna beat it to death like the most annoying kid in your middle school class trying out their first joke workshop
Bruh, you literally JUST SAID "no fatties" and "no weirdos"
Hegseth: "Project Meridian will be co-led by three of our nation's best minds: Elon Musk, Palmer Luckey, and Newt Gingrich"
September 30, 2026 at 10:32 PM
i will venmo 100 dollars to the journalist who points this out live next time he trots this back out
bc you know he's gonna beat it to death like the most annoying kid in your middle school class trying out their first joke workshop
bc you know he's gonna beat it to death like the most annoying kid in your middle school class trying out their first joke workshop
charlotte-mecklenburg putting up a 9 pm curfew for anyone 18 and under is fucking insane
old enough to work for a shit minimum wage but not old enough to drive around after dark? the fuck are we doing here people
old enough to work for a shit minimum wage but not old enough to drive around after dark? the fuck are we doing here people
September 30, 2026 at 10:30 PM
charlotte-mecklenburg putting up a 9 pm curfew for anyone 18 and under is fucking insane
old enough to work for a shit minimum wage but not old enough to drive around after dark? the fuck are we doing here people
old enough to work for a shit minimum wage but not old enough to drive around after dark? the fuck are we doing here people
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Pretty clear to me there’s a very good case against this man for mass murder, and I’m saying that in as measured a fashion as I can. He’s order the killing of 234 people under no plausible war or legal justification. I am skeptical he will ever face legal accountability for til his but he should.
Hegseth: "The ideological clowns are out. The patriotic cowboys are in, with testosterone testing on top."
September 30, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Pretty clear to me there’s a very good case against this man for mass murder, and I’m saying that in as measured a fashion as I can. He’s order the killing of 234 people under no plausible war or legal justification. I am skeptical he will ever face legal accountability for til his but he should.
high key i do not get good vibes from people who opt into caucasian emoji tones
September 30, 2026 at 12:36 PM
high key i do not get good vibes from people who opt into caucasian emoji tones
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that judge should *at best* rot in prison forever and i will vote for any candidate that promises to make that sort of thing happen
“A 1-year-old baby appeared in immigration court without legal representation in Arizona and received an instruction: File an asylum application before the next hearing or face deportation.”
Judge to Baby: File an Asylum Application
The 1-year-old is one of the migrant children who advocates say appeared in immigration court without legal representation.
www.notus.org
September 29, 2026 at 5:08 PM
that judge should *at best* rot in prison forever and i will vote for any candidate that promises to make that sort of thing happen
they took thirty years and thirty pounds off that walking corpse
“Paid for by the US Government”
The fuck?
The fuck?
September 27, 2026 at 7:23 PM
they took thirty years and thirty pounds off that walking corpse
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this story has some incredible tidbits. They hoped to sell 100 VIP tickets to cover expenses and sold six lol
A MAGA festival in Kentucky headlined by Kid Rock, Republican Rep. James Comer, and Dog the Bounty Hunter was abruptly canceled.
MAGA Festival Canceled Last-Minute as Dismal VIP Ticket Sales Exposed
Organizer Eric Deters fumed in a video canceling the Kid Rock-headlined event.
www.thedailybeast.com
September 22, 2026 at 11:39 PM
this story has some incredible tidbits. They hoped to sell 100 VIP tickets to cover expenses and sold six lol
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a lot of dodge charger repossessions in the coming months
So ICE agents are getting fired before their probationary periods are up and are having to repay the $50,000 signing bonus.
I love this for them.
I love this for them.
September 22, 2026 at 5:59 PM
a lot of dodge charger repossessions in the coming months
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NYT has now independently corroborated all the major allegations against Susan Collins in the ProPublica report, including that investigators were prepared to move against her and then Trump intervened to shut it down. This put Trump in a position of exceptional and extortionate leverage over her.
F.B.I. Shut Down Inquiry Into Top Ally of Senator Susan Collins
The inquiry was closed last year because senior bureau officials questioned the veracity of a campaign donor’s account, according to current and former officials.
www.nytimes.com
September 22, 2026 at 8:06 PM
NYT has now independently corroborated all the major allegations against Susan Collins in the ProPublica report, including that investigators were prepared to move against her and then Trump intervened to shut it down. This put Trump in a position of exceptional and extortionate leverage over her.
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Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign.
The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers.
Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵
The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers.
Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵
September 22, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign.
The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers.
Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵
The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers.
Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵
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See here how The Stance has entered his body and his mind. The Stance infests him. The metamorphosis is complete
September 21, 2026 at 5:08 PM
See here how The Stance has entered his body and his mind. The Stance infests him. The metamorphosis is complete
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Republicans, in their infinite wisdom, left a big gambling loophole in the Medicaid work requirements.
I'm no fan of the gambling industry, but if you are on Medicaid and struggling to deal with the work requirements, taking a $580 bet on both sides of an outcome is one way of getting around them.
I'm no fan of the gambling industry, but if you are on Medicaid and struggling to deal with the work requirements, taking a $580 bet on both sides of an outcome is one way of getting around them.
September 17, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Republicans, in their infinite wisdom, left a big gambling loophole in the Medicaid work requirements.
I'm no fan of the gambling industry, but if you are on Medicaid and struggling to deal with the work requirements, taking a $580 bet on both sides of an outcome is one way of getting around them.
I'm no fan of the gambling industry, but if you are on Medicaid and struggling to deal with the work requirements, taking a $580 bet on both sides of an outcome is one way of getting around them.
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You'll never guess what this is in reply to.
September 18, 2026 at 4:10 PM
You'll never guess what this is in reply to.
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Another guy at the hardware store called me “chief” and I hit him back with a “buddy” and now we’re just circling each other on tiptoes with our backs arched like alleycats
September 17, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Another guy at the hardware store called me “chief” and I hit him back with a “buddy” and now we’re just circling each other on tiptoes with our backs arched like alleycats
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the dual purpose of "our AI is getting too powerful!" is firstly to generate hype & secondly to provide a reason to scale it down that isn't uh oh, this nonsense is very expensive and we can't figure out a way to make a profit with it
September 17, 2026 at 3:15 PM
the dual purpose of "our AI is getting too powerful!" is firstly to generate hype & secondly to provide a reason to scale it down that isn't uh oh, this nonsense is very expensive and we can't figure out a way to make a profit with it
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US Energy Secretary says Americans need to drive less to achieve lower gas prices.
September 17, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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oh my god
September 16, 2026 at 7:27 PM
oh my god
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Lmao the stanford prison experiment is like
THE experiment mentioned in every research ethics training. Doesnt matter your field. It became the gold standard of "dont do this"
THE experiment mentioned in every research ethics training. Doesnt matter your field. It became the gold standard of "dont do this"
Netflix has announced a new reality series titled ‘THE NEW STANFORD PRISON EXPERIMENT’.
The series follows 30 participants who enter a real prison and are randomly assigned as guards or prisoners. They must see if they conform to the roles or if morality wins.
The series follows 30 participants who enter a real prison and are randomly assigned as guards or prisoners. They must see if they conform to the roles or if morality wins.
September 16, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Lmao the stanford prison experiment is like
THE experiment mentioned in every research ethics training. Doesnt matter your field. It became the gold standard of "dont do this"
THE experiment mentioned in every research ethics training. Doesnt matter your field. It became the gold standard of "dont do this"