Existential Comics
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A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also jokes.
Controversial opinion but I think it's about time that someone exposes themselves to radiation, dresses up in some kind of animal themed outfit, develops a theme song for themselves, and actually does something about the billionaires who are ruining the world.
September 17, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Controversial opinion but I think it's about time that someone exposes themselves to radiation, dresses up in some kind of animal themed outfit, develops a theme song for themselves, and actually does something about the billionaires who are ruining the world.
It's funny how AI tech bros are all like "soon AI will be able to perform all human labor" and the next sentence is never something like "and that's why we can easily move to a 32 hour work week now."
September 17, 2026 at 12:04 AM
It's funny how AI tech bros are all like "soon AI will be able to perform all human labor" and the next sentence is never something like "and that's why we can easily move to a 32 hour work week now."
Philosophy vs a Huge Angry Bull
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Philosophy vs a Huge Angry Bull
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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September 14, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Philosophy vs a Huge Angry Bull
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existentialcomics.com/comic/672
'72 Dolphins can crack the champagne, the Rams aren't going undefeated this year...
September 11, 2026 at 3:25 AM
'72 Dolphins can crack the champagne, the Rams aren't going undefeated this year...
The Horny Universe Theory -
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existentialcomics.com/comic/671
The Horny Universe Theory
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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September 7, 2026 at 5:15 PM
The Horny Universe Theory -
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existentialcomics.com/comic/671
AI executives are saying we are approaching the singularity, but AI still can not solve the "dumbest boy alive" problem, i.e. knowing that Saturday is next to Sunday, i.e. the dumbest argument in the history of the internet as outlined by @jonbois.bsky.social
So yeah I think we are safe for now.
So yeah I think we are safe for now.
August 31, 2026 at 8:13 PM
AI executives are saying we are approaching the singularity, but AI still can not solve the "dumbest boy alive" problem, i.e. knowing that Saturday is next to Sunday, i.e. the dumbest argument in the history of the internet as outlined by @jonbois.bsky.social
So yeah I think we are safe for now.
So yeah I think we are safe for now.
The Case of Aristotle and Women's Teeth
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existentialcomics.com/comic/670
The Case of Aristotle and Women's Teeth
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
existentialcomics.com
August 31, 2026 at 4:12 PM
The Case of Aristotle and Women's Teeth
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existentialcomics.com/comic/670
It sucks that Viking explorers never made it all the way to South America, because I feel like they would have loved to dare each other to eat really hot chili peppers for a laugh.
August 26, 2026 at 4:49 PM
It sucks that Viking explorers never made it all the way to South America, because I feel like they would have loved to dare each other to eat really hot chili peppers for a laugh.
Aliens Explain How Things Really Work
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existentialcomics.com/comic/669
Aliens Explain How Things Really Work
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
existentialcomics.com
August 24, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Aliens Explain How Things Really Work
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existentialcomics.com/comic/669
The maddest I ever got at a coworker was when this guy who I worked with for years suddenly brought up that he grew up with a pet raccoon.
My dude....why did you not bring this up earlier?? This whole time we should have been talking about your raccoon's shenanigans, instead of emails and meetings.
My dude....why did you not bring this up earlier?? This whole time we should have been talking about your raccoon's shenanigans, instead of emails and meetings.
August 21, 2026 at 2:02 AM
The maddest I ever got at a coworker was when this guy who I worked with for years suddenly brought up that he grew up with a pet raccoon.
My dude....why did you not bring this up earlier?? This whole time we should have been talking about your raccoon's shenanigans, instead of emails and meetings.
My dude....why did you not bring this up earlier?? This whole time we should have been talking about your raccoon's shenanigans, instead of emails and meetings.
Socratic Religion
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existentialcomics.com/comic/668
Socratic Religion
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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August 17, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Socratic Religion
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existentialcomics.com/comic/668
Was watching a space video and they dude was like "one light year is about 9 trillion kilometers." And then he goes on to say "or around 6 trillion miles".
Okay thanks my dude, my American mind was having a hard time visualizing that in kilometers, but now I got it. How many football fields though?
Okay thanks my dude, my American mind was having a hard time visualizing that in kilometers, but now I got it. How many football fields though?
August 13, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Was watching a space video and they dude was like "one light year is about 9 trillion kilometers." And then he goes on to say "or around 6 trillion miles".
Okay thanks my dude, my American mind was having a hard time visualizing that in kilometers, but now I got it. How many football fields though?
Okay thanks my dude, my American mind was having a hard time visualizing that in kilometers, but now I got it. How many football fields though?
If any young people want to know what the early Internet was like, it was mostly visiting random website about stuff like Why Ninjas Are So Awesome, and getting into 68 day long arguments on their forum with some guy named shaolin_master69 about whether Bruce Lee could have beat up Mike Tyson.
August 11, 2026 at 11:44 PM
If any young people want to know what the early Internet was like, it was mostly visiting random website about stuff like Why Ninjas Are So Awesome, and getting into 68 day long arguments on their forum with some guy named shaolin_master69 about whether Bruce Lee could have beat up Mike Tyson.
Mirror Mirror on the Wall
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existentialcomics.com/comic/667
Mirror Mirror on the Wall
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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August 10, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Mirror Mirror on the Wall
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existentialcomics.com/comic/667
Does anyone else hate the Speed of Light?
It's so lame. We can never zip around and visit a million planets just because of some stupid hardcoded limit that they arbitrarily put in because the devs refuse to optimize their engine to handle faster travel.
It's so lame. We can never zip around and visit a million planets just because of some stupid hardcoded limit that they arbitrarily put in because the devs refuse to optimize their engine to handle faster travel.
August 8, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Does anyone else hate the Speed of Light?
It's so lame. We can never zip around and visit a million planets just because of some stupid hardcoded limit that they arbitrarily put in because the devs refuse to optimize their engine to handle faster travel.
It's so lame. We can never zip around and visit a million planets just because of some stupid hardcoded limit that they arbitrarily put in because the devs refuse to optimize their engine to handle faster travel.
Until we overthrow the shackles of capitalism, mankind is doomed to continue to remake Spiderman movies until the sun at last envelops the earth and ends our suffering.
August 4, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Until we overthrow the shackles of capitalism, mankind is doomed to continue to remake Spiderman movies until the sun at last envelops the earth and ends our suffering.
Cinderella's Dilemma -
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existentialcomics.com/comic/666
Cinderella's Dilemma
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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August 3, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Cinderella's Dilemma -
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existentialcomics.com/comic/666
Do you think Kierkegaard had a "cheat day" for existential despair? Like, a day where he would just go around and enjoy his life.
August 2, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Do you think Kierkegaard had a "cheat day" for existential despair? Like, a day where he would just go around and enjoy his life.
The Postmodernist Side of the Force
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existentialcomics.com/comic/665
The Postmodernist Side of the Force
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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July 27, 2026 at 4:36 PM
The Postmodernist Side of the Force
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existentialcomics.com/comic/665
What I hate about all the Odyssey discourse is that it has left very little room for the people who just generally hate Matt Damon and aren't going to watch another one of his stupid movies.
July 24, 2026 at 7:01 PM
What I hate about all the Odyssey discourse is that it has left very little room for the people who just generally hate Matt Damon and aren't going to watch another one of his stupid movies.
The core of existential despair is contained within the fact that we only get to live once. Life comes and goes, each minute never to return. And the worst part is, none of our life gets to be lived in the Sombrero Galaxy.
July 24, 2026 at 3:35 AM
The core of existential despair is contained within the fact that we only get to live once. Life comes and goes, each minute never to return. And the worst part is, none of our life gets to be lived in the Sombrero Galaxy.
100% in favor of this. I'm sure it will get even BETTER reviews and make even MORE money than Christopher Nolan's version. It will prove once and for all that morons with a computer can create art better than artist.
JUST IN: Elon Musk says Grok will make a "full-length movie" of The Odyssey that is "historically accurate" by the end of this year.
July 22, 2026 at 5:56 AM
100% in favor of this. I'm sure it will get even BETTER reviews and make even MORE money than Christopher Nolan's version. It will prove once and for all that morons with a computer can create art better than artist.
Quintus Sextius Chooses Philosophy
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existentialcomics.com/comic/664
Quintus Sextius Chooses Philosophy
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
existentialcomics.com
July 20, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Quintus Sextius Chooses Philosophy
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existentialcomics.com/comic/664
If I were a Spanish player, I would simply not kick it straight at the goalie.
July 19, 2026 at 8:59 PM
If I were a Spanish player, I would simply not kick it straight at the goalie.
If I had a time machine I would go back to England in the 1860s and tell the people first codifying the rules of soccer to make more room in the game for ad breaks.
July 19, 2026 at 8:19 PM
If I had a time machine I would go back to England in the 1860s and tell the people first codifying the rules of soccer to make more room in the game for ad breaks.