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EZP Em
@ezpem.bsky.social
🐛 Comics and drawings that serve to tide me over until space becomes real. (white they/them 28) 🐛
Comic: https://untempered-chain.webcomic.ws/
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September 17, 2026 at 3:17 AM
2016 overwatch gameplay
September 15, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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Roosevelt: New and slightly improved
September 15, 2026 at 12:50 AM
welcome to straight up nowhere #deltarune
September 14, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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September 14, 2026 at 4:09 PM
dilemma: i sort of want to try using e/em/es pronouns because it feels like the exact kind of neutral i'd want, but it also feels weird because Em is uh. my name
September 14, 2026 at 12:00 AM
surely there has to be a market for a vertical gaming mouse
September 13, 2026 at 8:12 AM
September 8, 2026 at 9:28 PM
imagine if the title Pretty Pretty Please I Don't Want to Be a Magical Girl changes each episode and gradually loses patience like episode 2 is I Really Mean It [...], episode 3 is Are You Listening to Me [...], eventually the finale is For The Last Fucking Time I Don't Want to Be a Magical Girl
September 5, 2026 at 8:47 AM
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September 3, 2026 at 8:58 PM
September 3, 2026 at 8:58 PM
watsonian and doylist readings are both being overwhelmingly supplanted by the third method: "didn't read it, doesn't plan on reading it, is actively opposed to the idea of reading it, thinks reading it will taint their judgment"
September 3, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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it's my birthday today. you should go read my webcomic.

halaismissing.wordpress.com
September 2, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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get lost
August 28, 2026 at 11:34 PM
can you even imagine being the guy that made 67. leaving that big a mark on pop culture and nobody knows. not even like they know the song but not who it's by, they just don't even know it's from a song at all. beyond a one hit wonder bc it wasn't a hit or a wonder. a none hit nonder
August 26, 2026 at 1:46 AM
August 26, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Nami: "we made it! we finally found the-"
"... what the?! that's imposs-"
"..."
"let's go, luffy..."
[luffy unlocked the lid of the One Piece Chest]
[he didn't do anything else]
August 25, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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#webcomic #webcomics

Currently abroad, have this update

ruinousfortune.com/comics/283/
August 24, 2026 at 4:52 PM
that's it. legs creatures conlang
August 22, 2026 at 3:44 AM
black metal band: let's write the best riff of all time and then record it with the hey you pikachu microphone
August 20, 2026 at 1:18 AM
vital space etiquette: put debris on your shirt on purpose
August 16, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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August 14, 2026 at 6:52 PM
the ceo of peanut butter (steaming with rage for some reason) : "let's emboss the expiration date on the side of the lid, 0.05 mm deep, no ink, so you have to hold it up to a light at the right angle to read it, one number at a time, because it's curved"
August 15, 2026 at 2:49 AM
the peak of wrestling was when WWE aired mysterious vignettes for four months about how Emma was reinventing herself as Emmalina for her return from hiatus and the payoff was that she walked out like "i'm Emmalina now! but i don't really like it. i'm going back to Emma" and then she left the company
August 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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since ive been unsble to find a paycheck job and get all my income from commissions, merch, and patreon, i can't really afford to take time off, ever. maybe its crass but it would be the most relief if anyone could send me some money so i can take time off to be with my family and make arrangements
August 14, 2026 at 4:45 PM