elissa
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elissa
@fabuloussavings.bsky.social
· Dec 16
hey
i just think it's so beautiful and inspiring how on this, the anniversary of the boat getting stuck, many other boats are celebrating by also being stuck
March 23, 2026 at 1:02 PM
i just think it's so beautiful and inspiring how on this, the anniversary of the boat getting stuck, many other boats are celebrating by also being stuck
"so have you seen any interesting movies lately?"
"yeah, radu jude's dracula"
*leaves chat*
"yeah, radu jude's dracula"
*leaves chat*
February 10, 2026 at 9:51 PM
"so have you seen any interesting movies lately?"
"yeah, radu jude's dracula"
*leaves chat*
"yeah, radu jude's dracula"
*leaves chat*
all animals are babies
September 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
all animals are babies
time zones are fake people from all over the world are sitting in a room together laughing at u right now
July 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
time zones are fake people from all over the world are sitting in a room together laughing at u right now
asking all the men i know if they can explain why dudes like posting pictures of fish they caught so much
July 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
asking all the men i know if they can explain why dudes like posting pictures of fish they caught so much
if there's one dude that's very clearly really gotten into the ooze i think it's probably john fetterman. many men have been gooped by some means or another but he's the guy that saw some sludge and went "hell yeah time to take a dip"
July 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
if there's one dude that's very clearly really gotten into the ooze i think it's probably john fetterman. many men have been gooped by some means or another but he's the guy that saw some sludge and went "hell yeah time to take a dip"
try as i may, i absolutely cannot comprehend people using chatgpt so much it melts their brains. i simply do not have the capacity to process this information.
June 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
try as i may, i absolutely cannot comprehend people using chatgpt so much it melts their brains. i simply do not have the capacity to process this information.
this is literally what the term "pie in the sky" was coined to describe lol
June 1, 2025 at 12:54 PM
this is literally what the term "pie in the sky" was coined to describe lol
when i'm feeling blue i just think of all the great products that exist and that turns my frown upside down (smile)
May 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
when i'm feeling blue i just think of all the great products that exist and that turns my frown upside down (smile)
murderous clowns are out, now is the time of sexy babe clowns with mondo honkers
May 11, 2025 at 10:34 AM
murderous clowns are out, now is the time of sexy babe clowns with mondo honkers
this week we prove that we know how to read artshouldbeillegal.buzzsprout.com
Art Should Be Illegal
A comedy podcast in which the People’s Board of Censors review and discuss art brought before them, if it can be safely released to the public with censorship applied, and whether it holds any value t...
artshouldbeillegal.buzzsprout.com
May 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
this week we prove that we know how to read artshouldbeillegal.buzzsprout.com
it's so cool for the government that they seized all those drugs! just one question: why are all these images obviously ai generated? www.justice.gov/opa/pr/large...
Largest Fentanyl Bust in DEA History: Authorities Seize Over 400 Kilograms of Fentanyl in Record-Shattering Operation
Federal authorities have arrested 16 individuals and seized record-breaking quantities of fentanyl, cash, firearms, and vehicles across multiple states, dismantling one of the largest and most dangero...
www.justice.gov
May 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
it's so cool for the government that they seized all those drugs! just one question: why are all these images obviously ai generated? www.justice.gov/opa/pr/large...
i spent two hours of my life this week watching a woman beat the shit out of german dudes while a screenwriter struggles to remember if the stasi existed or not
May 1, 2025 at 12:19 PM
i spent two hours of my life this week watching a woman beat the shit out of german dudes while a screenwriter struggles to remember if the stasi existed or not
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"cracker" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey racist tbh
May 1, 2025 at 9:55 AM
"cracker" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey racist tbh
business isn't about making money so when they talk about running the government like a business they're talking about burning a shitload of money fucking around with your buds and a trillion dollars later you might get a worse version of second life or citizens sent to a foreign concentration camp
NYT: One estimate finds that DOGE’s “firings, re-hirings, lost productivity and paid leave of thousands of workers” will actually COST taxpayers “upward of $135 billion this fiscal year.”
@nytimes.com 🤡
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/24/u...
@nytimes.com 🤡
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/24/u...
April 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
business isn't about making money so when they talk about running the government like a business they're talking about burning a shitload of money fucking around with your buds and a trillion dollars later you might get a worse version of second life or citizens sent to a foreign concentration camp
i'm doing the thing trans people are required to do by trans law and starting a comedy podcast about movies and you can listen to it on-line using the internet web sites please click i beg it has a joke i promise
April 25, 2025 at 1:17 PM
i'm doing the thing trans people are required to do by trans law and starting a comedy podcast about movies and you can listen to it on-line using the internet web sites please click i beg it has a joke i promise
thinking about actually filing my taxes tomorrow instead just for the thrill of breaking the law
April 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
thinking about actually filing my taxes tomorrow instead just for the thrill of breaking the law
this country started falling apart the day they stopped making movies about how like all the muskrats or weasels or whatever were super pissed off at humans for creating cfcs and hell bent on ruining everyone's good time outdoors
April 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
this country started falling apart the day they stopped making movies about how like all the muskrats or weasels or whatever were super pissed off at humans for creating cfcs and hell bent on ruining everyone's good time outdoors
BREAKING: Trump leaves mysterious tariff carveout for "hot vids of chicks pissing on each other".
April 9, 2025 at 1:32 PM
BREAKING: Trump leaves mysterious tariff carveout for "hot vids of chicks pissing on each other".
the exact opposite of the thing they're trying to have happen lol. business plot 2 incoming
🚨Bond market is in meltdown
China could now pull the coldest move in economic history. If it sells its Treasury positions, interest on debt will rocket & the US will go into a debt cost spiral.
It WOULD collapse the US economy. Trump has pushed the US to the edge of the cliff.
China could now pull the coldest move in economic history. If it sells its Treasury positions, interest on debt will rocket & the US will go into a debt cost spiral.
It WOULD collapse the US economy. Trump has pushed the US to the edge of the cliff.
April 9, 2025 at 12:50 PM
the exact opposite of the thing they're trying to have happen lol. business plot 2 incoming
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that dei was load bearing!
March 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
that dei was load bearing!