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rachey and the chocolate factory
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filled with splendor, a light in the darkness unfurled


30♡she/her♡bi/ace♡catholic♡leftist♡mosquito enthusiast, apparently
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If we're mutuals, I'd like to introduce you to your new niece, Rey
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October 5, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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we don't have time for another plague apocalypse. we already did that. we're on to robot apocalypse now, try to catch up. next in line is fungal apocalypse. please consult the schedule
October 5, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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Last word on Zionism as I am utterly bored by the whole faux outrage.

If you are relying on a 60 year old definition of the word and are in denial about the extent to which the genocidal Israeli regime has corrupted it, you are woefully under qualified to participate in any discussion on the topic.
October 4, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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Today is my birthday. My birthday wish is for everyone to check their registration and vote in the midterms. Also donate to your local animal shelter. 🩷 Thank you.
October 5, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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There is no McTry. There is only:
October 4, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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“GOTTA LEARN AI OR BE LEFT BEHIND.” Good. Fuck off! Leave me behind! Enjoy your artbarf rapture, your janky Temu future. I’ll be back here looking at real birds and writing weird, also real, books.
October 4, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I don't wanna brain tonight. How do I stop braining? It seems like everything requires brain.
October 3, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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October 1, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Hit 'im again for me, Tom! 🤘🏼
Tom Morello Questions Ed Sheeran’s Reaction To Macklemore Controversy: “Has Ed Sheeran Never Seen A Macklemore Performance Before?”

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themosh.net
October 3, 2026 at 9:17 PM
My mom is a 70-year-old Catholic woman who I'm sure forgot that I came out to her so I have to come every time I'm in the room while she watches Rizzoli and Isles, I'm fairly certain I will die mad about the fact that the titular characters in this show I never watched never become lesbian lovers
October 3, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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"No one elected" you is a fucking hilarious take when one of the most talked about film was about ELECTING THE POPE 🤧
imagine being a heretic AND getting zero bitches? like pick a struggle
October 3, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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May 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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A new version of Jolene featuring Dolly Parton singing in Welsh alongside a Neath-born singer is set to be released this month
Dolly Parton recorded Welsh language version of iconic Jolene before her death
Amelia Jones A new version of Jolene featuring Dolly Parton singing in Welsh alongside a Neath-born singer is set to be released this month. The previously recorded track features Welsh singer and Dol...
wp.me
October 3, 2026 at 10:30 AM
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small big pokemon
🤝
big small pokemon
October 2, 2026 at 5:12 AM
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you’re only allowed to get pineapple on your pizza if you’re a swinger
October 2, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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roses are red
violets can't be beat
welcome to bluesky
It’s like dog years but for feet
October 3, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
October 2, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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October 2, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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Anytime a Zionist says “We’re defending ourselves because of October 7th”, remind them that Benjamin Netanyahu was warned of a planned attack and did nothing to stop it and has been covering this fact up for several years.

They will stop responding.
October 2, 2026 at 2:16 PM
There's a man playing Opalite on guitar and harmonica. God I love the Botanical Brew.
October 2, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
October 2, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Zionists are so embarrassing bc like why are you beefing with Ms. Rachel of all people? How miserable of an existence.
October 2, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
October 1, 2026 at 8:17 PM
1986-2022 is... an interesting timeframe to put on that headstone
October 1, 2026 at 9:51 AM