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· Jul 24
I had such a beautiful dream when I fell asleep on the couch. It was about my future. I’m not a superstitious person but I really do feel like it was meant to be felt in an auspicious way. Like it’s not literally going to happen but I can strive for something similar.
It’s so bad I feel like I could throw up from the pain.
This back pain is killing me dude I honestly could scream.
October 5, 2026 at 11:57 AM
It’s so bad I feel like I could throw up from the pain.
“AM I FEELING MY FEELINGS OR AM I JUST THINKING ABOUT THEM”
brutal statement, felt
brutal statement, felt
October 4, 2026 at 10:12 PM
“AM I FEELING MY FEELINGS OR AM I JUST THINKING ABOUT THEM”
brutal statement, felt
brutal statement, felt
Reading stories about people spending 2-3x on vet care now than they did years ago because vet practices are all getting bought up is so sad. It’s now unaffordable for many people to get a pet, but also people who got animals when it was affordable now have senior animals and extraordinary bills.
October 4, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Reading stories about people spending 2-3x on vet care now than they did years ago because vet practices are all getting bought up is so sad. It’s now unaffordable for many people to get a pet, but also people who got animals when it was affordable now have senior animals and extraordinary bills.
Haven’t slept more than 5 hrs in weeks and it’s starting to really impact me.
October 4, 2026 at 10:43 AM
Haven’t slept more than 5 hrs in weeks and it’s starting to really impact me.
Got one of those scam calls where they pretend your account has been compromised (fraudulent e-transfer) so they have to issue you a new debit card and it’s like… so funny how they try to overwhelm you with information overload right out of the gates and then get SUPER pressed when you don’t play.
October 4, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Got one of those scam calls where they pretend your account has been compromised (fraudulent e-transfer) so they have to issue you a new debit card and it’s like… so funny how they try to overwhelm you with information overload right out of the gates and then get SUPER pressed when you don’t play.
I liked Shanspeare’s video on Carrie and fatphobia quite a bit but as with a lot of video essays that get into fatness and the garment industry, I always think about how difficult it is to amend size range issues when production is uncoupled from the market.
October 4, 2026 at 12:08 AM
I liked Shanspeare’s video on Carrie and fatphobia quite a bit but as with a lot of video essays that get into fatness and the garment industry, I always think about how difficult it is to amend size range issues when production is uncoupled from the market.
A day that makes u go “what if we didn’t do blood pool again”
October 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
A day that makes u go “what if we didn’t do blood pool again”
obvs when you rent space to people you can't hover over people so you can only act on what behaviour you observe, and you can't truly know the dynamics of any given group visiting, but holy shit I wish I had lasers in my eyes to explode obvious sex pests
October 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
obvs when you rent space to people you can't hover over people so you can only act on what behaviour you observe, and you can't truly know the dynamics of any given group visiting, but holy shit I wish I had lasers in my eyes to explode obvious sex pests
As I was walking down the hall, I thought I saw Emmy going into our apartment. I called out but she went inside. I was surprised she was wearing a heavy black coat. I had the thought that it wasn’t her. It was a man. I got to the apartment and knocked anyway because my arms were full.
October 3, 2026 at 2:54 AM
As I was walking down the hall, I thought I saw Emmy going into our apartment. I called out but she went inside. I was surprised she was wearing a heavy black coat. I had the thought that it wasn’t her. It was a man. I got to the apartment and knocked anyway because my arms were full.
The whole "chipotle meat portions" thing was a monkey's paw situation. sure, they give you lots of meat now, but now the burritos are so fat they're shaped like burgers and are a nightmare to eat!!!
October 3, 2026 at 12:48 AM
The whole "chipotle meat portions" thing was a monkey's paw situation. sure, they give you lots of meat now, but now the burritos are so fat they're shaped like burgers and are a nightmare to eat!!!
Bringing back this banger
October 2, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Bringing back this banger
Having a moment where I'm like "it would be so great to take a 4 week vacation"
October 2, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Having a moment where I'm like "it would be so great to take a 4 week vacation"
I despise a lot of the public conversation around sexual assault victims bc it never seems to escape the way it becomes a lurid, sensational thing, an underhanded suggestion to imagine the crime, how bad it was, how dehumanizing.
October 1, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I despise a lot of the public conversation around sexual assault victims bc it never seems to escape the way it becomes a lurid, sensational thing, an underhanded suggestion to imagine the crime, how bad it was, how dehumanizing.
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POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room
TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality.
POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile
TIME: We have a limited amount of time.
POTUS: jealousy interviewer
TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality.
POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile
TIME: We have a limited amount of time.
POTUS: jealousy interviewer
His vocabulary is so limited it’s like reading a transcript of Koko, the gorilla who knew sign language, if Koko were a white nationalist
I recommend people read this to get a sense of the president's grave cognitive impairment. Trump is either unwilling or unable (or maybe both) to answer the questions he's actually asked, so he just rants and raves while the interviewers do their best to provide structure to his random brain firings
October 1, 2026 at 3:48 PM
POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room
TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality.
POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile
TIME: We have a limited amount of time.
POTUS: jealousy interviewer
TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality.
POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile
TIME: We have a limited amount of time.
POTUS: jealousy interviewer
This back pain is killing me dude I honestly could scream.
October 1, 2026 at 1:49 PM
This back pain is killing me dude I honestly could scream.
Business sometimes be like "Payroll is getting paid out on Monday instead of Friday because even though we're submitting payroll on the same day as normal, today is a bank holiday, so even though payment actually comes out in two days, somehow this delays an automated system two days from now"
September 30, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Business sometimes be like "Payroll is getting paid out on Monday instead of Friday because even though we're submitting payroll on the same day as normal, today is a bank holiday, so even though payment actually comes out in two days, somehow this delays an automated system two days from now"
Honey freaking landed on my face which startled me and then he stepped into my open mouth like a pitfall and couldn’t get out and was flapping like crazy IN MY MOUTH
September 30, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Honey freaking landed on my face which startled me and then he stepped into my open mouth like a pitfall and couldn’t get out and was flapping like crazy IN MY MOUTH
Thank god spite is a sufficient motivator for me to keep going bc otherwise i might have thrown in the towel decades ago.
September 29, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Thank god spite is a sufficient motivator for me to keep going bc otherwise i might have thrown in the towel decades ago.
Also when I was hanging out with Emmy’s 4yo niece who is obsessed with Star Wars, we invented a game called Sarlacc Pit where for every goldfish cracker you eat, you name a Star Wars character. Your mouth being the pit and the cracker being Han Solo or whatever, obvs. It was crazy funny. 4yos rule.
September 29, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Also when I was hanging out with Emmy’s 4yo niece who is obsessed with Star Wars, we invented a game called Sarlacc Pit where for every goldfish cracker you eat, you name a Star Wars character. Your mouth being the pit and the cracker being Han Solo or whatever, obvs. It was crazy funny. 4yos rule.
It’s so funny spending the day with small children bc like… I don’t think I’m a super child friendly person but I used to love babysitting, so spending time with kids now is like “ok cool this is fun” and then after I’m like “it’s only fun when it’s once in a blue moon”
September 26, 2026 at 11:25 PM
It’s so funny spending the day with small children bc like… I don’t think I’m a super child friendly person but I used to love babysitting, so spending time with kids now is like “ok cool this is fun” and then after I’m like “it’s only fun when it’s once in a blue moon”
businesses gotta do what they gotta do but fr if you haven’t taken a paycheck in a year and you’re 50k in debt and you prefer people donate than buy your product, maybe it simply isn’t viable.
September 26, 2026 at 1:22 PM
businesses gotta do what they gotta do but fr if you haven’t taken a paycheck in a year and you’re 50k in debt and you prefer people donate than buy your product, maybe it simply isn’t viable.
Is it crazy to think all this AI shit will be mostly gone a few years from now. I just don’t see how these companies survive.
September 26, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Is it crazy to think all this AI shit will be mostly gone a few years from now. I just don’t see how these companies survive.
I wonder how businesses have collapsed just bc the person in charge went crazy and started making nuts decisions. Probably a lot but it’s wild to see it happen to billion dollar enterprises.
September 23, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I wonder how businesses have collapsed just bc the person in charge went crazy and started making nuts decisions. Probably a lot but it’s wild to see it happen to billion dollar enterprises.