Farseer Del
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September 24, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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"the fuck happened" is both question and answer.
September 6, 2026 at 5:02 AM
"the fuck happened" is both question and answer.
Amateurish and unstatesmanlike. Not only is Lake Ontario the smallest Great Lake, but if Trump really wanted to stick it to Canada he could have simply renamed it Lake Maballs-Buddy.
This would have provoked immediate actual anger from Canada who would have had to insist they're not his buddy, guy.
This would have provoked immediate actual anger from Canada who would have had to insist they're not his buddy, guy.
August 28, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Amateurish and unstatesmanlike. Not only is Lake Ontario the smallest Great Lake, but if Trump really wanted to stick it to Canada he could have simply renamed it Lake Maballs-Buddy.
This would have provoked immediate actual anger from Canada who would have had to insist they're not his buddy, guy.
This would have provoked immediate actual anger from Canada who would have had to insist they're not his buddy, guy.
And yet I feel confident Tesco will not accept a memorandum of understanding from me as payment for a pack of wine gums.
NVIDIA's "$500bn fund" is a memorandum of understanding. It is not real. But the fact NVIDIA is talking about it is a sign it's getting desperate, and is aware that analyst expectations require it to have $690bn+ in revenues in FY2029.
www.wheresyoured.at/premium-how-much-money-does-ai-need/
www.wheresyoured.at/premium-how-much-money-does-ai-need/
August 15, 2026 at 2:04 AM
And yet I feel confident Tesco will not accept a memorandum of understanding from me as payment for a pack of wine gums.
I love the powerglove. It's so bad.
Stole this from the comments because this shit shouldn't be behind a paywall.
August 14, 2026 at 6:54 AM
I love the powerglove. It's so bad.
Probably also Skyrim. TES in general just doesn't vibe for me. Or maybe Resident Evil 7.
No hate, no dogpiling, just curious.
For me, it's Skyrim. Don't know why, considering it should be exactly my kind of game, but it just didn't click for me.
For me, it's Skyrim. Don't know why, considering it should be exactly my kind of game, but it just didn't click for me.
August 13, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Probably also Skyrim. TES in general just doesn't vibe for me. Or maybe Resident Evil 7.
FUN FACT
It's not coming home.
It's not coming home.
July 16, 2026 at 5:11 AM
FUN FACT
It's not coming home.
It's not coming home.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/mixed-... Nice timing....
McGregor vs Holloway 2: Conor McGregor injured 69 seconds into UFC comeback
Conor McGregor's return to the octagon against Max Holloway at UFC 329 lasts just 69 seconds after the Irishman suffers a knee injury.
www.bbc.co.uk
July 12, 2026 at 4:48 AM
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/mixed-... Nice timing....
Jesus
Jesus Christ
Jesus Tittyfucking Christ
Jesus Christ
Jesus Tittyfucking Christ
July 8, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Jesus
Jesus Christ
Jesus Tittyfucking Christ
Jesus Christ
Jesus Tittyfucking Christ
Okay sucks Mexico lost, but: Quansah gets his red card suspended too now yeah? They did it for an American after all....
July 6, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Okay sucks Mexico lost, but: Quansah gets his red card suspended too now yeah? They did it for an American after all....
Okay so reminder: When a heatwave causes a thunderstorm it's "the left" using weather control but when for some reason hurricanes, tornadoes, flooding etc all seem to get worse and worse over time compared to past data that's "an act of god" and nothing to do with climate change either, ok?
July 5, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Okay so reminder: When a heatwave causes a thunderstorm it's "the left" using weather control but when for some reason hurricanes, tornadoes, flooding etc all seem to get worse and worse over time compared to past data that's "an act of god" and nothing to do with climate change either, ok?
Americans: "Hah you silly europeans and your lack of AC!"
Also Americans: *set the AC so high it causes rolling blackouts*
*refuse to allow solar power to even be considered*
*erase government websites to try and make political opponents look silly for giving out the same advice you previously gave*
Also Americans: *set the AC so high it causes rolling blackouts*
*refuse to allow solar power to even be considered*
*erase government websites to try and make political opponents look silly for giving out the same advice you previously gave*
July 3, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Americans: "Hah you silly europeans and your lack of AC!"
Also Americans: *set the AC so high it causes rolling blackouts*
*refuse to allow solar power to even be considered*
*erase government websites to try and make political opponents look silly for giving out the same advice you previously gave*
Also Americans: *set the AC so high it causes rolling blackouts*
*refuse to allow solar power to even be considered*
*erase government websites to try and make political opponents look silly for giving out the same advice you previously gave*
You love to see it.
lolol hope y'all preserved the normal functioning of your brains and avoided the great deskilling
Today Microsoft moved all its GitHub copilot subscribers to token-based billing.
If you want to see what happens when people have to pay the actual costs of AI, the day is finally here. It's obvious that every customer sees the deep, meaningful value and isn't angry at all.
If you want to see what happens when people have to pay the actual costs of AI, the day is finally here. It's obvious that every customer sees the deep, meaningful value and isn't angry at all.
June 1, 2026 at 4:23 PM
You love to see it.
I understand that party leaders in Scotland and Wales, ahead of the May elections, are fighting to get JD Vance to endorse their opponents.
April 12, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I understand that party leaders in Scotland and Wales, ahead of the May elections, are fighting to get JD Vance to endorse their opponents.
Thought experiment:
Imagine Hillary said that.
Imagine Hillary said that.
April 7, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Thought experiment:
Imagine Hillary said that.
Imagine Hillary said that.
AH'M TALKIN' HERE!
This 3-word phrase will stop people from interrupting you, says public speaking expert
This 3-word phrase will stop people from interrupting you, says public speaking expert
If you can't speak up, you can lose out professionally and emotionally, says speech trainer John Bowe. Here's how to express yourself more authoritatively.
cnb.cx
April 6, 2026 at 12:44 AM
AH'M TALKIN' HERE!
F-15s downed, Ford turning into Kuznetsov 2.0, an F-35 damaged, up to 8 missiles per intercept, Trump raging about being left on read by the rest of NATO (having annoyed them with Greenland), Israel hitting things the US wanted saved....
The American Speedrun of Humiliation is on record form.
The American Speedrun of Humiliation is on record form.
March 20, 2026 at 5:39 PM
F-15s downed, Ford turning into Kuznetsov 2.0, an F-35 damaged, up to 8 missiles per intercept, Trump raging about being left on read by the rest of NATO (having annoyed them with Greenland), Israel hitting things the US wanted saved....
The American Speedrun of Humiliation is on record form.
The American Speedrun of Humiliation is on record form.
I see Pete Haigsbreath is at it again. Wonder if he realised his boss is gonna make him the sacrifice when the dust settles and someone's needing blamed?
March 13, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I see Pete Haigsbreath is at it again. Wonder if he realised his boss is gonna make him the sacrifice when the dust settles and someone's needing blamed?
Happy International Women's Day, which is coincidentally once more on the same day as "telling-smartarses-online-'it's the 19th of November'-a-lot day"
March 8, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Happy International Women's Day, which is coincidentally once more on the same day as "telling-smartarses-online-'it's the 19th of November'-a-lot day"
Narrator voice: For the record it was not even close to being "made well" anyway, so....
the trick to being full of hubris is to be both correct about how good you are and also funny 🫡
I can't believe I missed the 10th year anniversary of the most embarrassing display of hubris by a creative in the 20th century.
I think about this post anytime I think I'm too big for my own boots. It grounds me. It keeps me sane.
I think about this post anytime I think I'm too big for my own boots. It grounds me. It keeps me sane.
March 1, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Narrator voice: For the record it was not even close to being "made well" anyway, so....
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Price Paramount is paying for WB: $111 billion.
Debt WB is still carrying from when AT&T owned it: $33 billion
Paramount's market cap: $11 billion
Break up fee they now owe Netflix: $2.8 billion.
This is going to be a disaster.
Debt WB is still carrying from when AT&T owned it: $33 billion
Paramount's market cap: $11 billion
Break up fee they now owe Netflix: $2.8 billion.
This is going to be a disaster.
February 27, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Price Paramount is paying for WB: $111 billion.
Debt WB is still carrying from when AT&T owned it: $33 billion
Paramount's market cap: $11 billion
Break up fee they now owe Netflix: $2.8 billion.
This is going to be a disaster.
Debt WB is still carrying from when AT&T owned it: $33 billion
Paramount's market cap: $11 billion
Break up fee they now owe Netflix: $2.8 billion.
This is going to be a disaster.
Entire US Supreme Court Deported To Nigeria.
February 20, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Entire US Supreme Court Deported To Nigeria.
Use Code DOCTOR10 at checkout for 10% off all Pagliacci tickets!
February 2, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Use Code DOCTOR10 at checkout for 10% off all Pagliacci tickets!
85 seconds seems like an optimistically long time tbh
January 28, 2026 at 12:40 AM
85 seconds seems like an optimistically long time tbh