FatGuyOnABike🔒
@fatguyonabike.org
Miniature wargames, sumo, OS/2, OSRPG, sarcasm
Ça Plane Pour Moi is the greatest song in history.
"And this kid, he's not a poser, he looks like a total nerd but his name is Mike, one of the most hardcore guys on the scene."
Ça Plane Pour Moi is the greatest song in history.
"And this kid, he's not a poser, he looks like a total nerd but his name is Mike, one of the most hardcore guys on the scene."
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FatGuyOnABike🔒
@fatguyonabike.org
· Mar 1
Describe your bsky account in a single image.
Click it or alt text, it'll make sense.
Click it or alt text, it'll make sense.
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
September 18, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
So, what's the over/under on the Saudis losing more Abrams than Ukraine if they dump their military into Yemen?
Are we talking hours or do you think it'll take days?
Are we talking hours or do you think it'll take days?
Donald Trump, King Salman & El Sisi Touch Glowing Orb
ALT: Donald Trump, King Salman & El Sisi Touch Glowing Orb
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September 18, 2026 at 7:58 PM
So, what's the over/under on the Saudis losing more Abrams than Ukraine if they dump their military into Yemen?
Are we talking hours or do you think it'll take days?
Are we talking hours or do you think it'll take days?
WTF, Duncan Sheik had a heart attack and passed away. He was only 56.
September 18, 2026 at 6:47 PM
WTF, Duncan Sheik had a heart attack and passed away. He was only 56.
So here's a map of Mars. I don't think Elon Musk has actually ever seen one since there's a lot of red and black areas but barely any white ones.
September 18, 2026 at 6:40 PM
So here's a map of Mars. I don't think Elon Musk has actually ever seen one since there's a lot of red and black areas but barely any white ones.
NextDoor sales rep was being an overly persistant asshole so I unleashed on them.
Asked them to explain why their CEO nearly murdered someone and escaped justice, how long they feel "spook alerts" being featured is appropriate, and why it's almost impossible to unsub from their emails...
Asked them to explain why their CEO nearly murdered someone and escaped justice, how long they feel "spook alerts" being featured is appropriate, and why it's almost impossible to unsub from their emails...
Indiana Jones: I Hate These Guys
ALT: Indiana Jones: I Hate These Guys
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September 18, 2026 at 4:09 PM
NextDoor sales rep was being an overly persistant asshole so I unleashed on them.
Asked them to explain why their CEO nearly murdered someone and escaped justice, how long they feel "spook alerts" being featured is appropriate, and why it's almost impossible to unsub from their emails...
Asked them to explain why their CEO nearly murdered someone and escaped justice, how long they feel "spook alerts" being featured is appropriate, and why it's almost impossible to unsub from their emails...
My face when my youngest keeps going on and on about the different versions of The Dominator weather chaser vehicle without stopping to even breathe.
September 18, 2026 at 4:03 PM
My face when my youngest keeps going on and on about the different versions of The Dominator weather chaser vehicle without stopping to even breathe.
I have really liked Star Trek: Strange New Worlds but some of their episodes are just stupid. Still, I give mad props to Christina Chong for convincing the producers to let her bring her dog to work.
Charlie Telphy & Zoe Anderson: Get That Money
ALT: Charlie Telphy & Zoe Anderson: Get That Money
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September 18, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I have really liked Star Trek: Strange New Worlds but some of their episodes are just stupid. Still, I give mad props to Christina Chong for convincing the producers to let her bring her dog to work.
In high school, we somehow convinced the school to let us borrow the gym to play Avalon Hill's Jutland over a weekend.
September 18, 2026 at 2:21 PM
In high school, we somehow convinced the school to let us borrow the gym to play Avalon Hill's Jutland over a weekend.
Holy shit, the marketing team for the new Aliens movie is really putting in the work.
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
September 18, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Holy shit, the marketing team for the new Aliens movie is really putting in the work.
<looks uncomfortably at my Warhammer and other tabletop miniatures figures in my garage> So, a million dollars on a room isn't normal?
You're building a multi-million dollar home. But one of the rooms must cost AT LEAST $1 million. What room is that for you?
September 18, 2026 at 1:57 PM
<looks uncomfortably at my Warhammer and other tabletop miniatures figures in my garage> So, a million dollars on a room isn't normal?
And for only $26, not bad.
September 18, 2026 at 1:52 PM
And for only $26, not bad.
The politicians of Texas see this and it makes their be l if that forcing the Bible down everyone's throats is the way to save that 1 in 17 and that 25% of the population.
New today: One out of every 17 Texans belongs to a religion other than Christianity, and over 25% don't identify with any religious tradition at all. The new curriculum, which goes into effect 2030, isn't inclusive of any of these residents.
The State's Bible-Only Reading List Is a Disservice to Texas Kids
A new required list doesn't meet the need to learn about the major religious traditions that make up Texas today—and it could impair public schools' ability to serve diverse populations.
www.texasobserver.org
September 17, 2026 at 8:21 PM
The politicians of Texas see this and it makes their be l if that forcing the Bible down everyone's throats is the way to save that 1 in 17 and that 25% of the population.
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I feel like the ghost of Upton Sinclair during this administration is like...
September 16, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I feel like the ghost of Upton Sinclair during this administration is like...
I am seriously jealous that he's already seen it. I fear how American audiences are going to react since most Americans have zero clue about 2000 AD in general, but man I am such a huge Rogue Trooper fan I'll no doubt not only see it but buy a copy as well.
I got to see this film a few weeks ago and it is ace. I was a medium-sized fan of 2000AD as a youth, my daughter had never heard of it, and we both absolutely loved it. Catch it if you can.
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Rogue Trooper | BFI London Film Festival 2026
Duncan Jones brings the beloved 2000 AD comic strip to life with an all-guns-blazing sci-fi animation, about a soldier in a dystopian future who is sent on an impossible mission.
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September 16, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I am seriously jealous that he's already seen it. I fear how American audiences are going to react since most Americans have zero clue about 2000 AD in general, but man I am such a huge Rogue Trooper fan I'll no doubt not only see it but buy a copy as well.
Currently on day 4 of severe insomnia and trying to configure a new Cloudflare setup before I have to drive for three hours.
Sml Richard Goodman
ALT: Sml Richard Goodman
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September 16, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Currently on day 4 of severe insomnia and trying to configure a new Cloudflare setup before I have to drive for three hours.
My band from from high school in the 80s, Mangled Baby Ducks, has announced we pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour.
All of Ed Sheeran’s opening acts and his touring band have dropped out of the remaining dates of his ‘Loop’ tour in solidarity with Palestine and Macklemore.
September 16, 2026 at 12:27 AM
My band from from high school in the 80s, Mangled Baby Ducks, has announced we pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour.
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GEFILTE PHISHING
Just got a phishing email from someone posing as my Rabbi, so that's a fun escalation.
September 15, 2026 at 10:30 PM
GEFILTE PHISHING
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Got this in my head today and couldn't do anything else before I did it
September 15, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Got this in my head today and couldn't do anything else before I did it
Lets see how this works out for them. I feel like they have a rendezvous in Tsushima.
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Russians Painted Houses on Project 1331-M Ships to Protect Against Drones
The Project 1331-M small anti-submarine ships based in Kronstadt have been given this atypical paint scheme.
militarnyi.com
September 15, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Lets see how this works out for them. I feel like they have a rendezvous in Tsushima.
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You know what ticks me off is they're making a sequel to I Am Legend.
They so f'd up that book on that one. He's not the hero, he's the monster, a literal boogeyman. I Am Legend is an epitaph, not a brag.
It's up there with World War Z and I, Robot.
They so f'd up that book on that one. He's not the hero, he's the monster, a literal boogeyman. I Am Legend is an epitaph, not a brag.
It's up there with World War Z and I, Robot.
Will Smith and Dog in I Am Legend Car Scene
ALT: Will Smith and Dog in I Am Legend Car Scene
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September 15, 2026 at 5:35 PM
You know what ticks me off is they're making a sequel to I Am Legend.
They so f'd up that book on that one. He's not the hero, he's the monster, a literal boogeyman. I Am Legend is an epitaph, not a brag.
It's up there with World War Z and I, Robot.
They so f'd up that book on that one. He's not the hero, he's the monster, a literal boogeyman. I Am Legend is an epitaph, not a brag.
It's up there with World War Z and I, Robot.
Literally since the first bombers took flight over 100 years ago, they've been salivating at the idea of a parasite bomber or a bomber with fighters or other bombers attached.
They really have achieved using drones what defense aviation nerds have lusted after.
They really have achieved using drones what defense aviation nerds have lusted after.
Two Molniya carrier drones carrying enemy FPVs downed 🔥
The warriors of the 411th Unmanned Systems Brigade “Yastruby,” Khalepa Company, carried out the interceptions using Wild Hornets Digital anti-aircraft drones.
The warriors of the 411th Unmanned Systems Brigade “Yastruby,” Khalepa Company, carried out the interceptions using Wild Hornets Digital anti-aircraft drones.
September 15, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Literally since the first bombers took flight over 100 years ago, they've been salivating at the idea of a parasite bomber or a bomber with fighters or other bombers attached.
They really have achieved using drones what defense aviation nerds have lusted after.
They really have achieved using drones what defense aviation nerds have lusted after.
Just finished @dennisetaylor.bsky.social's The Infinite Extent which is the 6th installment of the Bobiverse books. I had to relisten to more than a few sections since they were kinda heavy on the science but that made it that much more fun of a read.
Damn, I love this series.
Damn, I love this series.
Cheers to Bob!
ALT: Cheers to Bob!
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September 14, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Just finished @dennisetaylor.bsky.social's The Infinite Extent which is the 6th installment of the Bobiverse books. I had to relisten to more than a few sections since they were kinda heavy on the science but that made it that much more fun of a read.
Damn, I love this series.
Damn, I love this series.
Oh wow, I didn't know @rbreich.bsky.social was a DUck. As if I needed more to love about him.
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September 14, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Oh wow, I didn't know @rbreich.bsky.social was a DUck. As if I needed more to love about him.
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Also, if you're in the US getting the treatment for rabies is $20,000. If you're fat, it can easily double the cost.
Weirdly, in Texas of all places, you can get it free if and only if the animal you were bitten by has been proven to have rabies.
But, that's hard to prove in many cases.
Weirdly, in Texas of all places, you can get it free if and only if the animal you were bitten by has been proven to have rabies.
But, that's hard to prove in many cases.
May I remind everyone that there is currently NO cure for rabies.
May I also remind everyone there is absolutely NO scientific proof connecting ANY vaccine that we produce today with autism.
This is true regarding vaccination in both humans AND in dogs.
Vaccinate your pets please.
May I also remind everyone there is absolutely NO scientific proof connecting ANY vaccine that we produce today with autism.
This is true regarding vaccination in both humans AND in dogs.
Vaccinate your pets please.
September 14, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Also, if you're in the US getting the treatment for rabies is $20,000. If you're fat, it can easily double the cost.
Weirdly, in Texas of all places, you can get it free if and only if the animal you were bitten by has been proven to have rabies.
But, that's hard to prove in many cases.
Weirdly, in Texas of all places, you can get it free if and only if the animal you were bitten by has been proven to have rabies.
But, that's hard to prove in many cases.