ja-el
@faticshock.bsky.social
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ja-el
@faticshock.bsky.social
· Jan 21
Queer
Non-Binary
Gamer
I won’t stop singing
Reluctant weeb
Comic enjoyer
Slut/SW friendly
Musical Theater fan
Will yell about ANYTHING
Single mom who works two jobs
Loves her kids and never stops
Gentle hands
Heart of a fighter
Non-Binary
Gamer
I won’t stop singing
Reluctant weeb
Comic enjoyer
Slut/SW friendly
Musical Theater fan
Will yell about ANYTHING
Single mom who works two jobs
Loves her kids and never stops
Gentle hands
Heart of a fighter
Ooooof that finale!!! 😭😭 This shit means something to me. #lanterns #johnstewart
October 5, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Ooooof that finale!!! 😭😭 This shit means something to me. #lanterns #johnstewart
Hey so I played the Wolverine game and I’ve concluded that you niggas are allergic to fun
September 26, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Hey so I played the Wolverine game and I’ve concluded that you niggas are allergic to fun
Hey so… generally if you a) look like Johnathan Lipniki and a thumb fused with potara earrings and b) are under the age of 25 and don’t see why using meme language coined by rape apologists is bad. I suuuper don’t want to hear your political take.
September 26, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Hey so… generally if you a) look like Johnathan Lipniki and a thumb fused with potara earrings and b) are under the age of 25 and don’t see why using meme language coined by rape apologists is bad. I suuuper don’t want to hear your political take.
Y’all be getting the ick when your partner shows genuine emotion and kindness. I be getting the ick when white people say “seester” or “seestor” instead of sister. We are not the same.
August 6, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Y’all be getting the ick when your partner shows genuine emotion and kindness. I be getting the ick when white people say “seester” or “seestor” instead of sister. We are not the same.
What possesses people to loudly rev engines in a neighborhood past midnight?
August 2, 2026 at 5:26 AM
What possesses people to loudly rev engines in a neighborhood past midnight?
Comparing Chadwick Boseman to Ariana Grande in legitimately any capacity is already a non starter, but doing so in defense of her VERY CLEAR display of an eating disorder vs him trying to actively hide his sickness from the public is actually evil.
August 2, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Comparing Chadwick Boseman to Ariana Grande in legitimately any capacity is already a non starter, but doing so in defense of her VERY CLEAR display of an eating disorder vs him trying to actively hide his sickness from the public is actually evil.
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It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.
Taylor Farms, which supplies major fast food and grocery chains, was identified as the possible source of the cyclosporiasis outbreak Thursday.
Taylor Farms Recalls Iceberg Lettuce Traced To Farm In Mexico Amid Cyclosporiasis Outbreak
Taylor Farms, which supplies major fast food and grocery chains, was identified as the possible source of the cyclosporiasis outbreak Thursday.
www.forbes.com
July 17, 2026 at 8:54 PM
It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.
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Genuinely nothing is more unattractive than refusing to examine your own biases.
July 5, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Genuinely nothing is more unattractive than refusing to examine your own biases.
White people wearing tooth paint makes me uncomfortable.
July 4, 2026 at 3:06 AM
White people wearing tooth paint makes me uncomfortable.
Yooo come out if you’re in the area (or if you’ve just got it like that and can travel)
Akai Con site: akaicon.com
Akai Con Tickets: www.eventbrite.com/e/akaicon-12...
Beyblade Tournament Registration: www.start.gg/tournament/a...
#blerdsky #beyblade #beybladex #beybladetournament #akaicon
Akai Con site: akaicon.com
Akai Con Tickets: www.eventbrite.com/e/akaicon-12...
Beyblade Tournament Registration: www.start.gg/tournament/a...
#blerdsky #beyblade #beybladex #beybladetournament #akaicon
June 25, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Yooo come out if you’re in the area (or if you’ve just got it like that and can travel)
Akai Con site: akaicon.com
Akai Con Tickets: www.eventbrite.com/e/akaicon-12...
Beyblade Tournament Registration: www.start.gg/tournament/a...
#blerdsky #beyblade #beybladex #beybladetournament #akaicon
Akai Con site: akaicon.com
Akai Con Tickets: www.eventbrite.com/e/akaicon-12...
Beyblade Tournament Registration: www.start.gg/tournament/a...
#blerdsky #beyblade #beybladex #beybladetournament #akaicon
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what a fucking night. please stop calling me a terrorist radical. thanks.
June 24, 2026 at 4:22 AM
what a fucking night. please stop calling me a terrorist radical. thanks.
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“If Taylor Swift is queer, then who is straight?” - a coworker just said this and I have to sit with it for a minute because I can’t stop laughing.
June 16, 2026 at 4:27 PM
“If Taylor Swift is queer, then who is straight?” - a coworker just said this and I have to sit with it for a minute because I can’t stop laughing.
Meeeee
April 29, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Meeeee
*spoilers for #pragmata*
Something is deeply funny to me about returning the shelter from a story beat, giving Diana a REM as she's saying something sad, and then it cutting to her clapping and laughing at the new present. Like, "oh shit space dad my robo sister is evi- hahahahahah a water gun!"
Something is deeply funny to me about returning the shelter from a story beat, giving Diana a REM as she's saying something sad, and then it cutting to her clapping and laughing at the new present. Like, "oh shit space dad my robo sister is evi- hahahahahah a water gun!"
April 22, 2026 at 4:54 AM
*spoilers for #pragmata*
Something is deeply funny to me about returning the shelter from a story beat, giving Diana a REM as she's saying something sad, and then it cutting to her clapping and laughing at the new present. Like, "oh shit space dad my robo sister is evi- hahahahahah a water gun!"
Something is deeply funny to me about returning the shelter from a story beat, giving Diana a REM as she's saying something sad, and then it cutting to her clapping and laughing at the new present. Like, "oh shit space dad my robo sister is evi- hahahahahah a water gun!"
Who up tomo-ing their dachi
April 16, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Who up tomo-ing their dachi
You really expect me to believe that Bo jangled this chicken?
April 11, 2026 at 2:18 AM
You really expect me to believe that Bo jangled this chicken?
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me when someone cites the deep magic to me even though I was there when it was written: holy shit, for real? I don't remember that part at all
April 10, 2026 at 5:31 AM
me when someone cites the deep magic to me even though I was there when it was written: holy shit, for real? I don't remember that part at all
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Don't forget! Alt that text!
Hi. I'm gonna remind you, once again, that you can go into the accessibility options in settings and turn on the toggle that doesn't let you post without alt text.
April 4, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Don't forget! Alt that text!
What possesses humans to blast bass at fucking 8:18 PM? Genuinely what is wrong with you?
April 4, 2026 at 1:18 AM
What possesses humans to blast bass at fucking 8:18 PM? Genuinely what is wrong with you?
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Once someone DM me for feet pics so I sent them pictures of insect feet. They were not amused.
April 3, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Once someone DM me for feet pics so I sent them pictures of insect feet. They were not amused.
DMV got me so pressed I look like one of my mama’s mugshots on the license photo. Just SPITTING MAD.
March 16, 2026 at 2:36 PM
DMV got me so pressed I look like one of my mama’s mugshots on the license photo. Just SPITTING MAD.
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The blatant bigotry of this has already been covered, but "we're not making therapy" is pretty rich from the guy who made for example UP and INSIDE OUT.
Pixar CCO Pete Docter says they removed gay elements from ‘ELIO’ after finding some parents didn’t want entertainment forcing conversations with their kids they weren’t ready for.
“We’re making a movie, not hundreds of millions of dollars of therapy.”
(via www.wsj.com/business/med...)
“We’re making a movie, not hundreds of millions of dollars of therapy.”
(via www.wsj.com/business/med...)
March 8, 2026 at 11:16 AM
The blatant bigotry of this has already been covered, but "we're not making therapy" is pretty rich from the guy who made for example UP and INSIDE OUT.
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USUALLY presidents getting blame or taking credit for gas prices (or local crime rates, or etc etc) is dumb, because it’s a commodity whose price is set on a global market, USUALLY for reasons having little to do with the White House’s occupant. But this is 100% directly Trump’s fault.
March 8, 2026 at 2:36 PM
USUALLY presidents getting blame or taking credit for gas prices (or local crime rates, or etc etc) is dumb, because it’s a commodity whose price is set on a global market, USUALLY for reasons having little to do with the White House’s occupant. But this is 100% directly Trump’s fault.