FaustianFool
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FaustianFool
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I have never known what to do with these. He/him. I play #FABtcg now.
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😂😂😂
September 30, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Me and the homies when it's time for our book club working through the Caro LBJ biographies meets.
someone said "unc alarm" 😭
September 15, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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Sorry it just occurred to me that there may be people who haven’t seen clip from the Quibi show where Rachel Brosnahan plays a woman dying because of her golden prosthetic arm and I needed to fix that
September 2, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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i’m dying. i’m dead
August 24, 2026 at 11:50 AM
What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.

(I couldn't get a good screenshot of the line from YouTube auto cc, the full line is "anyone who looks on the world as if it was a game of chess deserves to lose")
What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.
August 19, 2026 at 6:47 PM
You need to recreate the music video for Hot Chip's I Feel Better except the cancer boy is a muppet and when the band is reanimated they should be replaced with Muppets.
What's your "this needs a Muppets video" song?

Mine is "Wig in a Box" from Hedwig and the Angry Inch.
August 18, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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Have to reshare this every time I see it. Raymond Chandler mocking science fiction in 1953 and sounding cool as hell. He should have written some space stories.
August 13, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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no wonder this is such a popular tournament format
July 23, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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Read Naoki Urasawa Manga Right Now
August 14, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Mass effect
No hate, no dogpiling, just curious.

For me, it's Skyrim. Don't know why, considering it should be exactly my kind of game, but it just didn't click for me.
August 13, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I think people are reading this a little wrong and I actually think it's in a way that kinda matters. He's not saying that dead kids are Good. He's saying that he's Good, so the outcomes can only be Good, and if there's a Bad outcome (like kids dying) that can't be his fault. He wants Good to happen
Trump: "Nothing bad can happen from what we're doing. Nothing bad can happen."
August 10, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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They’re doing generational hate speech on T*reads
July 23, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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Total woke cultural victory. We're bringing pronouns back. It is now illegal to be a white male. We're doing May Day parades just for HR ladies.
July 17, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Dan Wings
your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals
July 16, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I wasn't this insecure when I was getting in my head about not having my peers sex drive as an asexual teenager in high school who didn't know that was a thing yet.
Hegseth announced they're gonna start screening for T and administering testosterone treatment for warriors found wanting
July 15, 2026 at 5:23 PM
You know I did end up saying "we're doing what" at least twice reading this
July 11, 2026 at 12:41 PM
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Oh my godddd, every John Oliver scene on "General Hospital" as shadowy security consultant "Z" is fucking GOLD
July 7, 2026 at 7:35 AM
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This is infringing my free speech. Please share the elf
July 2, 2026 at 7:37 PM
I worked in credit card disputes and I STILL almost got got by a fake sheriff! I've heard all these goddamn scams!!!
i love how people always forget that theres absolutely a scam that will work on them and then get all high and mighty about anyone who fell for a scam they wouldnt fall for
June 20, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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Boris Groh (Ukrainian Artist, born 1994)
"Night Walking", 2017.
Ink, Brushes, Paper, Size n.d.
Private Collection.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
June 16, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Gang you know every time someone posts about how we need to go back to Twitter or whatever we don't need to justify that we're not doing that right
May 24, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I think it rocks that basically everyone who knows about kingdom hearts can agree on precisely two facts.

The lingering will is sick as fuck and you're probably emotional about 358/2.
FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS, ALL KINGDOM HEARTS TAKES ARE LEGAL
May 17, 2026 at 4:42 AM
In case you were curious about how things are going my mom brought this up alongside a daily wire "investigation" into Columbus home Medicare fraud
Trump guys are about to Comet Pizza every third daycare center because they think they are all fronts for Somali money laundering. They're only doing this near cities with progressive mayors. This is straight up Government by LibsOfTikTok.
May 10, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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