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Just a weird little gremlin who's interested in 🥟 and 🐺 a normal amount
Stay atiny lune
I almost never do wip Wednesday but everyone please look at my biblically accurate dwaekki
October 8, 2026 at 1:48 AM
So I can't help but stare at the hand placement and my just....consider
Jisung has never topped. He doesn't want to top minho for the first time in case he's bad at it so they bring home two members of your choice and top side by side while giggling and making faces at each other the whole time
just two silly little guys
October 7, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Dear creepy older men at my place of work,
Please stop asking me "what does a pretty little thing like you need with a cane" because if I get asked a third time today it's going to become a beating stick
Signed
An increasingly irritated ferret
October 6, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Back to work. Back to working on biblically accurate dwaekki. We're on to notebook number 2 for him if anyone's keeping track
October 6, 2026 at 4:19 PM
First time considering a seasons greeting. Where does one order them if one does decide to?
Stray Kids 2027 Season’s Greetings
[Paper Tale]

📖PRE-ORDER OPEN
- 10.14 WED 23:59 (KST)

#StrayKids #스트레이키즈
#스트레이키즈시즌그리팅
#StrayKidsSeasonsGreetings
#YouMakeStrayKidsStay
October 6, 2026 at 3:20 PM
So my family was weird in that glee was "too mature" until I was like 16 but I watched the shinning for the first time at like 6 and it was Christmas tradition so literally every year after that, but I think the first thing that scared me was a documentary on Richard Chase. I think I was 11
In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?
October 5, 2026 at 4:26 AM
On the way home from the larp now. I'm not one to partake in substances I don't even drink, but I was convinced to try these fun little gummies to help with pain and holy shit that was life changing. 10/10 will do again. I had more fun than I've been physically able to in years
October 4, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Hybrid supremacist au where hybrids rule everything and have domesticated humans to go out and do all the menial jobs so they can spend all day indulging their animal instincts
October 4, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Changbin who's allergic to most animals and therefore most hybrids. Then he meets a new Dr who suggests he try a new medication combined with exposure therapy. Changbin later sees a hotel online advertising as a place people can get close to hybrids. He books a weeks stay turns out it's a brothel
October 4, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Hey I wanted to start reading nmixx fanfic. Feel free to drop your favorite or one you've written here for me to enjoy on my return trip on Sunday (or possibly on the car ride if it's in the next like 3 ish hours)
October 1, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Why is a parked car so uncomfortable? I won't fall asleep persay but I can like doze or drift in a moving car but when it's parked all I can think about is how uncomfortable I am
October 1, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Something went wrong with the hotel. This easily should have been anticipated but was not. He is going to sleep in the car for a few hours while I stay up reading fanfic. He may have to carry me when we get to camp. Rip to my hips and back and legs and honestly everything
October 1, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Waffle House server thought I was a child and tried to hit on my husband. People trying to hit on my husband will never fail to amuse me
October 1, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Meow meow meow in this waffle house guess who's got a juice box?
October 1, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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I love you fanfiction

I love you drabbles I love you longfic I love you kinkmemes I love you character studies of NPCs with 5 lines of dialog I love you flash fiction I love you unfinished works I love you crackships taken seriously

I love you fanfic writers. You're one of the pillars of fandom. 🖤
September 30, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Will probably be super active tonight and tomorrow morning since my husband thought it might be easier to drive part of the way tonight then part of the way tomorrow to our last larp event of the year. Once I get there I will likely disappear until sunday
October 1, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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mamdani has approved free suppressants and bite-resistant neck wraps for all uninsured omegas living in new york city
September 29, 2026 at 4:35 PM
If I put together prompts for a med kink march this year would anyone be interested in partaking?
September 30, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Screw you mean lady at the post office! Yeah I know we had mail pile up a few months back. I lost my key which can only be replaced in person you keep shorter hours than other post offices my husband works for all of them and I'm disabled and can't drive. I had to wait for a day where I felt up to
September 30, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Okay I need y'all to settle something. Last night when I wanted to go to bed my husband attempted to entice me to pay attention to him by looking up stray kids on the tick tock. I heard two songs first so I knew what he was doing.
Then the uno clip came up and I recognized it from Felix dramatic sip
September 30, 2026 at 2:02 PM
And for my first attempt at digital art I present biblically accurate dwaekki. Behold his nipples and know this is all on a single layer and no I don't know why only the head has an outline and I couldn't fix it
September 30, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Skz members as filk songs based on 80s books and Arthurian legend. Is this anything?
September 30, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Does it still count as water if I add flavor mixes? I feel like I shouldn't drink them after I brush my teeth but they don't have sugar and are under 10 calories. Is this still water? It's bright pink and tastes like star fruit and it's better than soda so who cares?
September 30, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Attention freaks I have officially filled an entire notebook with biblically accurate dwaekki. You may bestow praise upon me
September 30, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I just realized I've never written a mating run fic. How have I never written one? That really feels like something I should have written. I don't even have an idea for one to add a new wip to the pile and I'm not allowed to write down vague concepts and call it a wip anymore
September 29, 2026 at 11:56 PM