Samantha Unseemly
@fictionaluser.bsky.social
Learning how to live 🏳️🌈🇨🇦🧡🇵🇸🏳️⚧️
Effin' 40
Effin' 40
Pinned
OK.
I am done with hating myself starting today.
I am done with hating myself starting today.
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I've got to get freakier at home instead of only elsewhere
August 27, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I've got to get freakier at home instead of only elsewhere
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I hope this email finds you gettin your dick sucked, playboy
September 1, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I hope this email finds you gettin your dick sucked, playboy
Played tennis today, might end up on the TV fumbling a serve or two!
August 31, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Played tennis today, might end up on the TV fumbling a serve or two!
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"Give your nose a squeak and tell me what you hear" is an insanely good insult jesus christ
August 31, 2026 at 4:36 PM
"Give your nose a squeak and tell me what you hear" is an insanely good insult jesus christ
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👏🏻all👏🏻karate👏🏻masters👏🏻are👏🏻perverts
every karate master is a pervert
August 30, 2026 at 12:41 PM
👏🏻all👏🏻karate👏🏻masters👏🏻are👏🏻perverts
Beach day! I forgot how much sand sucks but the rest is nice so far
August 30, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Beach day! I forgot how much sand sucks but the rest is nice so far
I've got to get freakier at home instead of only elsewhere
August 27, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I've got to get freakier at home instead of only elsewhere
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(affirming) i noticed you have new idle animations
August 27, 2026 at 10:10 PM
(affirming) i noticed you have new idle animations
Multiple bouts of violent sobbing kind of day
August 26, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Multiple bouts of violent sobbing kind of day
Some beefcake in the back of a car driving by definitely checked me out with a smile just now. Felt pretty good ngl ☺️
August 20, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Some beefcake in the back of a car driving by definitely checked me out with a smile just now. Felt pretty good ngl ☺️
A long night dancing but my tired legs somehow survived (by taking my heels off halfway through). Dixie is unimpressed.
August 9, 2026 at 5:36 AM
A long night dancing but my tired legs somehow survived (by taking my heels off halfway through). Dixie is unimpressed.
Oh my god this scared me after spending the night dancing and munching glucose tablets.
It's just because I had my arm weird on the couch arm and putting consistent pressure on the monitor like that throws off the readings. Came back to 7.8 after.
It's just because I had my arm weird on the couch arm and putting consistent pressure on the monitor like that throws off the readings. Came back to 7.8 after.
August 9, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Oh my god this scared me after spending the night dancing and munching glucose tablets.
It's just because I had my arm weird on the couch arm and putting consistent pressure on the monitor like that throws off the readings. Came back to 7.8 after.
It's just because I had my arm weird on the couch arm and putting consistent pressure on the monitor like that throws off the readings. Came back to 7.8 after.
Pride parade today!
August 8, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Pride parade today!
I am old and my muscles are weak and tender. I have destroyed myself. But I must go be queer at the pride parade and so I shall.
Did a queer dodgeball event and hung out with some really cool people after 😊
Great evening
Great evening
August 8, 2026 at 12:22 PM
I am old and my muscles are weak and tender. I have destroyed myself. But I must go be queer at the pride parade and so I shall.
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I was diagnosed with Crohn's Disease when I was 23. I'd just graduated law school, and it was the night before (well, really the morning of) when I was supposed to take the bar exam. I've told this story elsewhere, but basically I had my first bowel obstruction that night, and a surgical procedure,
August 7, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I was diagnosed with Crohn's Disease when I was 23. I'd just graduated law school, and it was the night before (well, really the morning of) when I was supposed to take the bar exam. I've told this story elsewhere, but basically I had my first bowel obstruction that night, and a surgical procedure,
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Going to the jizz bank for la petite mort-gage
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Going to the jizz bank for la petite mort-gage
This is my personal meme legacy.
August 7, 2026 at 1:33 PM
This is my personal meme legacy.
I got a shield?
Doesn't feel quite right tbh...
Doesn't feel quite right tbh...
August 7, 2026 at 1:11 PM
I got a shield?
Doesn't feel quite right tbh...
Doesn't feel quite right tbh...
Did a queer dodgeball event and hung out with some really cool people after 😊
Great evening
Great evening
August 7, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Did a queer dodgeball event and hung out with some really cool people after 😊
Great evening
Great evening
Freshly baked bread and chorizo chickpea stew, mmmm
August 4, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Freshly baked bread and chorizo chickpea stew, mmmm
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Hello! Been unemployed coming on two years now despite my best efforts to the contrary. seeking some funding to get to the dentist for the first time in 4 yeara following a mouth infection - medicaid doesnt cover dental visits. @kelestrian_exile on venmo
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August 3, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Hello! Been unemployed coming on two years now despite my best efforts to the contrary. seeking some funding to get to the dentist for the first time in 4 yeara following a mouth infection - medicaid doesnt cover dental visits. @kelestrian_exile on venmo
Oh shit, oh fuck. My life's been such a colossal mess so this would literally be my first date.
August 1, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Oh shit, oh fuck. My life's been such a colossal mess so this would literally be my first date.
Wait a second, this rejection stuff tastes bitter.
July 31, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Wait a second, this rejection stuff tastes bitter.
I didn't do any piss stuff during my debaucherous kink week.
Am I a piss poser? A pee pretender?? A piddle imposter???
I did ask someone to put a cigarette out in my mouth though which I got a great video from, so I got that going for me I guess.
Am I a piss poser? A pee pretender?? A piddle imposter???
I did ask someone to put a cigarette out in my mouth though which I got a great video from, so I got that going for me I guess.
July 30, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I didn't do any piss stuff during my debaucherous kink week.
Am I a piss poser? A pee pretender?? A piddle imposter???
I did ask someone to put a cigarette out in my mouth though which I got a great video from, so I got that going for me I guess.
Am I a piss poser? A pee pretender?? A piddle imposter???
I did ask someone to put a cigarette out in my mouth though which I got a great video from, so I got that going for me I guess.