Felicity
fififinx.bsky.social
Felicity
@fififinx.bsky.social
She/her.
Old/tired.
Catminder General
Proud & committed Luddite
Pinned
Quick note for the crypto bros/lonely hearts types: I ain't no folla back girl
We're a couple more botched executions away from "We can't even murder people properly because of woke", Hegseth insisting all wardens get T injections, & Kennedy the Lesser recommending they eat tapeworms, before Musk launches X-Ecution to rounds of applause
October 3, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Tucker Carlson would by his own admission below, be quite happy to be living under a Nazi régime. The Nazis did love a useless failson. Unfortunately for him, the Japanese might well have taken the US. I don't think he'd enjoy that so much, given he's thick, lazy, weak, & racist
Tucker: “I never understood why 🇬🇧 fought World War 2?” 😕

Rees-Mogg: “It was good vs. evil…We did the right thing…”

Tucker: “Has 🇬🇧 benefitted?”

RM: “We defeated Hitler… We’d all be speaking German…”

Tucker: “Who cares?” 🤔
October 3, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Proof positive that the centre & right are deliberately encouraging the housing crises. They benefit both economically & politically from it. STOP voting for them! Oh, & we don't need to build hugely, we just need to kick landlords up the hole, so stop that noise
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o...
Spanish right wing votes down housing crisis plans as protest movement grows
Opposition lawmakers join forces to defeat proposals made by Socialist-led coalition after eviction of 87-year-old
www.theguardian.com
October 3, 2026 at 8:14 AM
New favourite just landed. Ook! (IYKYK)
Me today....
So glad the weekend is almost here 🫩

Etruscan amber pendant in the shape of a monkey, height 4.7 cm.
Found in Vetulonia, Italy, dating late 8th/early 7th century BC.

📷 Soprintendenza per i Beni Archeologici della Toscana
October 3, 2026 at 5:58 AM
She aged out of optimal ambulatory wombdom. Poor deluded cratur.

Don't fuck psychopaths, ladies. It never ends well for you
October 3, 2026 at 5:56 AM
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Just occurred to me that one of the Cornell frat boys is in the White House, another is running the Pentagon and another is sitting on the Supreme Court. This isn't an anomaly. It's the pipeline.
October 2, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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My favourite bit of the NYT article was this:
October 2, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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Churchill specifically wanted ‘corkscrew’ thinkers.

He believed that the Germans were too conventional, conservative. Too ‘straight’

Geoffrey Pyke. Prolific inventor. Very beardy and weird

Turing. Code breaker. Gay.

Dudley Clarke. Invented SAS. Bonkers. Cross dresser
Hegseth: "It's worth saying again so the fake news understands it. We are no longer the woke department or the weak department. Simple translation of that -- no fatties no trannies no beardos no weirdos no wimps no radicals. Just warriors."
October 2, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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October 2, 2026 at 6:17 PM
This is the sort of BS inVESTors lap up. (It's difficult to read the "graph" but it maps "release date" on the x-axis and *model number* on the y-axis . You wouldn't make this stuff up, it would be too silly)

There's a reason tech bros spent high school stuffed in lockers
@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you
October 2, 2026 at 8:36 AM
The only way that could be a worse idea is if the brought in Tony Blair too, then we'd have 2 irrelevant narcissists sticking their noses where it's not beneficial
October 2, 2026 at 7:32 AM
I wish to G-d news media would stop reporting speculation designed to advance the agendas of old, stupid, corrupt men. Trump & Bibi are both trying to milk this, when we really don't know much about what happened yet. While I fully support gagging them, that's not doable, so just don't publish fibs
October 2, 2026 at 7:23 AM
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I am sure this advert, running in the middle of Time’s interview with Trump, is purely coincidental.
October 1, 2026 at 8:29 PM
This article falls on the cusp of the terrifying quadrant & the amusing quadrant, but definitely leaning more to the terrifying quadrant
October 2, 2026 at 5:50 AM
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If she had a Time Machine, she’d ride Cromwell.
October 1, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Try living on the Irish border! 30p if you can afford to get to Newry, about 2 yoyos in Dundalk. Poverty tax is not poetic. It's a political decision
Oh, dearest paracetamol,
A mystery to me,
Why sometimes you cost £1.10,
But sometimes 30p

#NationalPoetryDay
October 1, 2026 at 10:03 AM
When I was a titchy bub, if anyone asked my name I would answer "Listy F-E-L-I-C-I-T-Y". I really did think that was my name because my parents were always spelling it out. Which is why I don't like using my full name to this day
Went to the chemist to pick up a script and the lady serving me asked my name
"Olivia Smith, with an i"
Her "...Like at the begining?"
Me "What?"
Her "Ilivia?",
Me "No, Smith"
She face palmed so hard it left a mark. I get asked with an i or y so much its just part of answering now
October 1, 2026 at 9:43 AM
“Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying war against them, or in adhering to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort.” Nowhere does it say anything about pointing out Hegseth is a liability (which everyone knows), nor about hurting regressive's feelsies. Snow-fuh-lake
"It’s a national betrayal," Hegseth said of reports that make him look bad. "It’s treason, actually.”
Pete Hegseth Calls Critical Reporting On Iran War ‘Treason’
Pete Hegseth Calls Critical Reporting On Iran War ‘Treason’
www.huffpost.com
October 1, 2026 at 8:37 AM
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Did tax cuts bring more tourists? No.
The answer? More tax cuts!
October 1, 2026 at 6:22 AM
2 articles that capture the poison: centrists going right, desire for violent retribution, & a left that hasn't changed since the 1980s. We need new ideas! Completely new. (AND to get rid of billionaires completely)
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o...

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
‘Hitler was a lazy criminal who slept in until noon’: why most of what we think we know about the rise of the Nazis is wrong
In a new book, German artist and writer Philipp Ruch argues that viewing the ascent of Hitler’s NSDAP through the prism of the Third Reich has distorted our understanding of fascism’s electoral breakt...
www.theguardian.com
October 1, 2026 at 7:29 AM
AI is so often shit & wrong because tech bros are incompetent. AI so often does bad shit because tech bros are incompetent. We don't have self-cleaning homes because tech bros are incompetent. We don't have unhackable cars because tech bros are incompetent (& greedy)
October 1, 2026 at 6:57 AM
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summa potestas diversitas est
October 1, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Timeline cleanse! Literally
Baby elephant taking a bath.. 😊
October 1, 2026 at 5:50 AM
If this were someone like Thiel, that would be terrifying. Musk? He'll get rid of body armour because safety's woke, have the entire army on X-ket, sell them a bunch of X-drones (that randomly rapidly disassemble), & turn the entire navy into X-micro-submarines & Cybertrucks (they do so float!)
October 1, 2026 at 5:48 AM