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I’m such a hipster that when anyone asks me my favourite film I say Polaroid.
October 7, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I’m such a hipster that when anyone asks me my favourite film I say Polaroid.
Just seen they’re doing free railcards for 18-24 year olds. Personally I don’t think four year old should travelling alone, so grouping them in packs is a great idea.
October 6, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Just seen they’re doing free railcards for 18-24 year olds. Personally I don’t think four year old should travelling alone, so grouping them in packs is a great idea.
For Christmas I bought my sister a baby steriliser, and now she’ll never be a grandmother.
October 6, 2026 at 2:02 PM
For Christmas I bought my sister a baby steriliser, and now she’ll never be a grandmother.
We’ve just had some bad news in the family. My sister has been to the doctors and they’ve found a growth in her womb. Worse still, it’s a boy.
October 6, 2026 at 9:03 AM
We’ve just had some bad news in the family. My sister has been to the doctors and they’ve found a growth in her womb. Worse still, it’s a boy.
Someone said it’s never too late to start exercising - except when the gym has just closed.
October 5, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Someone said it’s never too late to start exercising - except when the gym has just closed.
I applied to be a bouncer but I didn’t get the job because they said I don’t look like a golden retriever.
October 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I applied to be a bouncer but I didn’t get the job because they said I don’t look like a golden retriever.
I’ve just started dating a bear. You might wonder what would make use compatible? Well, I’m a fire sign and she’s an ursine.
October 4, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I’ve just started dating a bear. You might wonder what would make use compatible? Well, I’m a fire sign and she’s an ursine.
If you use their fur to make a fake beard chinchillas do the exact opposite.
October 2, 2026 at 12:07 PM
If you use their fur to make a fake beard chinchillas do the exact opposite.
Last year we took the kids to Disneyland Paris. We’re going again this year, to pick them up.
October 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Last year we took the kids to Disneyland Paris. We’re going again this year, to pick them up.
Will.I.Am is short for Will Iambic Pentameter.
October 1, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Will.I.Am is short for Will Iambic Pentameter.
KT Tunstall was surprised by the snap frost we had this morning. In fact she was heard to remark, “Suddenly icy!”
October 1, 2026 at 4:50 PM
KT Tunstall was surprised by the snap frost we had this morning. In fact she was heard to remark, “Suddenly icy!”
They should go round trying local small sausages and call it The In-Brit-Weiners.
#TheInbetweeners stars Joe Thomas and James Buckley to front new Channel 4 comedy travelogue #BoysToMen. More details:
www.tvzoneuk.com/post/joethom...
www.tvzoneuk.com/post/joethom...
BOYS TO MEN: THE INBETWEENERS STARS JOE THOMAS AND JAMES BUCKLEY TO FRONT NEW CHANNEL 4 COMEDY TRAVELOGUE
The Inbetweeners stars Joe Thomas and James Buckley are hitting the road for a new four-part comedy travelogue on Channel 4 exploring how to (and not to) be a grown up.Now a little bit older, but not ...
www.tvzoneuk.com
October 1, 2026 at 11:11 AM
They should go round trying local small sausages and call it The In-Brit-Weiners.
My favourite new past time is sliding Bibles along ice whilst I sweep ahead of their path. There’s nothing quite curling up with a good book.
September 30, 2026 at 9:04 AM
My favourite new past time is sliding Bibles along ice whilst I sweep ahead of their path. There’s nothing quite curling up with a good book.
The feeling that your previous manager was better? Bosstalgia.
September 28, 2026 at 4:57 PM
The feeling that your previous manager was better? Bosstalgia.
A new brand of condoms have been recalled after it was found they weren’t suitable for anal sex. Turns out they hadn’t considered the end user.
September 28, 2026 at 3:55 PM
A new brand of condoms have been recalled after it was found they weren’t suitable for anal sex. Turns out they hadn’t considered the end user.
Have we checked old photos of Donald Trump for the Gray’s Sports Almanac?
September 26, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Have we checked old photos of Donald Trump for the Gray’s Sports Almanac?
This morning I missed a B&Q delivery so the balloons now read “Happy Irthday Uentin”.
September 26, 2026 at 4:47 PM
This morning I missed a B&Q delivery so the balloons now read “Happy Irthday Uentin”.
I prefer to watch my food through a telescope because I’m into gastronomy.
September 26, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I prefer to watch my food through a telescope because I’m into gastronomy.
There’s a sale on at Ann Summers. Knickers have come down.
September 26, 2026 at 1:02 PM
There’s a sale on at Ann Summers. Knickers have come down.
Have you noticed how there’s less chocolate on a Penguin these days? It’s really helped with their mating season.
September 25, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Have you noticed how there’s less chocolate on a Penguin these days? It’s really helped with their mating season.
I was born premature. My parents wanted to be much older.
September 24, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I was born premature. My parents wanted to be much older.
I’ve entered a sirloin eating competition so I’m going use a six-pronged fork because there are a lot of points at steak.
September 23, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I’ve entered a sirloin eating competition so I’m going use a six-pronged fork because there are a lot of points at steak.
I was talking to a girl with huge breasts and I’m ashamed to say I asked her if they were real - or was I imagining them?
September 23, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I was talking to a girl with huge breasts and I’m ashamed to say I asked her if they were real - or was I imagining them?
I’ve just bought my first house with my girlfriend, which is awesome: most sellers prefer money.
September 22, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I’ve just bought my first house with my girlfriend, which is awesome: most sellers prefer money.
Owls choose their mate by picking the least intelligent owls to breed with. Every night they go out looking for a twit to woo.
September 22, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Owls choose their mate by picking the least intelligent owls to breed with. Every night they go out looking for a twit to woo.