Jowin Glastrum
@firstgreywarden.bsky.social
The Herald of Andraste, First Warden, Supreme Commander of Weisshaupt, and LinkedIn Recruiter. Rook can kick rocks.
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The Grey Wardens stand behind the Blightlines.
I've said it once, and I'll say it again-
If you're against Blightlines between Anderfels and Tevinter, you're against jobs.
If you're against Blightlines between Anderfels and Tevinter, you're against jobs.
September 30, 2026 at 9:24 PM
The Grey Wardens stand behind the Blightlines.
This accursed tome speaks lies in the name of the Grey Wardens.
It must be destroyed.
It must be destroyed.
There is no profit in surviving the Joining.
September 18, 2026 at 9:24 AM
This accursed tome speaks lies in the name of the Grey Wardens.
It must be destroyed.
It must be destroyed.
Of course YOU would say that.
There's nothing wrong with a little fraternizing...
September 11, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Of course YOU would say that.
I knew they were up to no good! Clear proof they are canoodling!
Is Rook truly a friend of the Grey Wardens when they are committing HR violations and pulling them away from their duty? You tell me.
I'm just saying that Commander Glastrum had a point for not trusting Rook.
I'm just saying that Commander Glastrum had a point for not trusting Rook.
September 11, 2026 at 2:04 PM
I knew they were up to no good! Clear proof they are canoodling!
Tens, with frowns?? What game are you playing Magister when you treat the Darkspawn as a joke.
Try thousands of Darkspawn I have slain with my sword. Try thousands of lives saved by the Grey Warden. Try to compare, and fall short.
Try thousands of Darkspawn I have slain with my sword. Try thousands of lives saved by the Grey Warden. Try to compare, and fall short.
September 1, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Tens, with frowns?? What game are you playing Magister when you treat the Darkspawn as a joke.
Try thousands of Darkspawn I have slain with my sword. Try thousands of lives saved by the Grey Warden. Try to compare, and fall short.
Try thousands of Darkspawn I have slain with my sword. Try thousands of lives saved by the Grey Warden. Try to compare, and fall short.
When in doubt, ask yourself, "WWTGWD?" What would the Grey Wardens do? 🛡️
August 30, 2026 at 5:03 PM
When in doubt, ask yourself, "WWTGWD?" What would the Grey Wardens do? 🛡️
IMPORTANT MESSAGE: FROM the real First Warden and Supreme Commander.
It turns out that my "message board account" was hacked by an Enemy of the Wardens, who made claims and statements regarding the Venatori and Inquisition that reflected poorly on my character.
We are investigating. That is all.
It turns out that my "message board account" was hacked by an Enemy of the Wardens, who made claims and statements regarding the Venatori and Inquisition that reflected poorly on my character.
We are investigating. That is all.
August 12, 2026 at 1:51 PM
IMPORTANT MESSAGE: FROM the real First Warden and Supreme Commander.
It turns out that my "message board account" was hacked by an Enemy of the Wardens, who made claims and statements regarding the Venatori and Inquisition that reflected poorly on my character.
We are investigating. That is all.
It turns out that my "message board account" was hacked by an Enemy of the Wardens, who made claims and statements regarding the Venatori and Inquisition that reflected poorly on my character.
We are investigating. That is all.
Chat, is it acceptable to negotiate with the Venatori in The Big 9:2026 Dragon Age?
August 9, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Chat, is it acceptable to negotiate with the Venatori in The Big 9:2026 Dragon Age?
Agreed. I accept the title instead. I am Jowin Glastrum, Herald of Andraste, First Warden, and Supreme Commander of the Blight.
My first decree is that Rook is a heretic and should be considered Enemy #1 of the Chantry.
My first decree is that Rook is a heretic and should be considered Enemy #1 of the Chantry.
Calling the Inquisitor "herald" is cringe.
August 9, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Agreed. I accept the title instead. I am Jowin Glastrum, Herald of Andraste, First Warden, and Supreme Commander of the Blight.
My first decree is that Rook is a heretic and should be considered Enemy #1 of the Chantry.
My first decree is that Rook is a heretic and should be considered Enemy #1 of the Chantry.
*grumbles* Rook...
August 7, 2026 at 9:10 AM
*grumbles* Rook...
Lol no
Stop spreading MISINFORMATION!!
August 2, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Lol no
Ah, the Venatori love both Rook AND Cullen.
As the Junior Wardens would say, that's some pipin' hot tea ☕
As the Junior Wardens would say, that's some pipin' hot tea ☕
I hate that stupid sexy man and his stupid coiffed hair. I bet HE was the one that ACTUALLY cheated.
August 2, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Ah, the Venatori love both Rook AND Cullen.
As the Junior Wardens would say, that's some pipin' hot tea ☕
As the Junior Wardens would say, that's some pipin' hot tea ☕
Is this what you do for the Tevinter Imperium? Cheat at chess against Cullen and lose anyway?
August 2, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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*takes out another one of those new "darkspawn bots" with his sword*
DOWN YOU GO!!! 😤🗡💪
DOWN YOU GO!!! 😤🗡💪
August 1, 2026 at 2:06 PM
*takes out another one of those new "darkspawn bots" with his sword*
DOWN YOU GO!!! 😤🗡💪
DOWN YOU GO!!! 😤🗡💪
When I do not speak of Rook, you know it is because I loathe the False Warden.
When @venatori4life.bsky.social does not speak of Rook, it is because they are in love with the enemy.
It is known.
When @venatori4life.bsky.social does not speak of Rook, it is because they are in love with the enemy.
It is known.
July 30, 2026 at 6:59 PM
When I do not speak of Rook, you know it is because I loathe the False Warden.
When @venatori4life.bsky.social does not speak of Rook, it is because they are in love with the enemy.
It is known.
When @venatori4life.bsky.social does not speak of Rook, it is because they are in love with the enemy.
It is known.
...I just know Alistair is responsible for this.
I'm not going to invoke the Right of Conscription because I have a headache.
July 22, 2026 at 9:08 AM
...I just know Alistair is responsible for this.
Alas, I can confirm what we've all feared. An Archbot is among us. The Seventh Blight has begun.
July 15, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Alas, I can confirm what we've all feared. An Archbot is among us. The Seventh Blight has begun.
Bots are like Darkspawn. You can count on the Grey Wardens to face this dastardly foe!
July 15, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Bots are like Darkspawn. You can count on the Grey Wardens to face this dastardly foe!
Rizz is short for Charisma. Thank you.
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July 10, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Rizz is short for Charisma. Thank you.
Reposted by Jowin Glastrum
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You came all the way out here to cup your joining?
July 10, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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It's time. Activate the #WardenduranceProtein Initiative.
July 6, 2026 at 11:38 PM
It's time. Activate the #WardenduranceProtein Initiative.
I mogged Elgar'nan...after asking my Jr. Grey Wardens what it means to "mog" someone.
#bald #mustache #TheMoggingWardens #TheGreyMoggers #WardenduranceProtein
#bald #mustache #TheMoggingWardens #TheGreyMoggers #WardenduranceProtein
Solas could never mog Elgar'nan.
June 23, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I mogged Elgar'nan...after asking my Jr. Grey Wardens what it means to "mog" someone.
#bald #mustache #TheMoggingWardens #TheGreyMoggers #WardenduranceProtein
#bald #mustache #TheMoggingWardens #TheGreyMoggers #WardenduranceProtein
Overheard a Jr. Grey Warden say, "There's not many fathers among the Wardens, but there are plenty of daddies."
Perhaps we should invest in a better education. I had to explain to the poor soldier that fathers and dads are synonyms. 👴
Both benefit from WARDENDURANCE PROTEIN 🛡️
Perhaps we should invest in a better education. I had to explain to the poor soldier that fathers and dads are synonyms. 👴
Both benefit from WARDENDURANCE PROTEIN 🛡️
June 21, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Overheard a Jr. Grey Warden say, "There's not many fathers among the Wardens, but there are plenty of daddies."
Perhaps we should invest in a better education. I had to explain to the poor soldier that fathers and dads are synonyms. 👴
Both benefit from WARDENDURANCE PROTEIN 🛡️
Perhaps we should invest in a better education. I had to explain to the poor soldier that fathers and dads are synonyms. 👴
Both benefit from WARDENDURANCE PROTEIN 🛡️
Rooks....
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June 20, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Rooks....