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@fivefoldlaw.bsky.social
Witch. Warlock. Minos/Melos.
Spicy Shopkeep. Notary Public. fivefoldlaw.mayhem.my
Spicy Shopkeep. Notary Public. fivefoldlaw.mayhem.my
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you've seen it?
September 17, 2026 at 2:08 AM
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you've seen it?
Someone got in my comments all, "Wicca is less than 60 years old," so I was like, "That would mean Gerald Gardner came up with it after he died."
Which is "semantics" and "manipulation tactics," apparently. Eh. I can live with that.
Which is "semantics" and "manipulation tactics," apparently. Eh. I can live with that.
September 17, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Someone got in my comments all, "Wicca is less than 60 years old," so I was like, "That would mean Gerald Gardner came up with it after he died."
Which is "semantics" and "manipulation tactics," apparently. Eh. I can live with that.
Which is "semantics" and "manipulation tactics," apparently. Eh. I can live with that.
"I find the Law of Fives to be more and more manifest the harder I look." -Lord Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst
#HailEris #DiscordianWitchcraft
#HailEris #DiscordianWitchcraft
September 7, 2026 at 11:19 PM
"I find the Law of Fives to be more and more manifest the harder I look." -Lord Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst
#HailEris #DiscordianWitchcraft
#HailEris #DiscordianWitchcraft
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Spaceballs? ‘Oh, shit. There goes the planet.’
September 7, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Spaceballs? ‘Oh, shit. There goes the planet.’
Early birthday presents from the GREATEST BOYFRIEND IN THE HISTORY OF ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER'S INTERNET. (Please also note the Jellicle Mug in the background.) #NowAndForever #CatsTheJellicleBall
September 5, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Early birthday presents from the GREATEST BOYFRIEND IN THE HISTORY OF ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER'S INTERNET. (Please also note the Jellicle Mug in the background.) #NowAndForever #CatsTheJellicleBall
Customer: "Hi. I kind of know what I'm looking for, but I'm not quite sure. Could you help?"
Me: "Of course!"
[I help him find what he's looking for.]
Customer: "Thank you so much. I'm probably your worst nightmare of a customer, huh?"
Me:
Customer:
Me: "Nowhere. Near."
Me: "Of course!"
[I help him find what he's looking for.]
Customer: "Thank you so much. I'm probably your worst nightmare of a customer, huh?"
Me:
Customer:
Me: "Nowhere. Near."
September 4, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Customer: "Hi. I kind of know what I'm looking for, but I'm not quite sure. Could you help?"
Me: "Of course!"
[I help him find what he's looking for.]
Customer: "Thank you so much. I'm probably your worst nightmare of a customer, huh?"
Me:
Customer:
Me: "Nowhere. Near."
Me: "Of course!"
[I help him find what he's looking for.]
Customer: "Thank you so much. I'm probably your worst nightmare of a customer, huh?"
Me:
Customer:
Me: "Nowhere. Near."
"A secret method of identifying your Discordianship for the benefit of other Discordians is by wearing a pull-off aluminum beer-can tab ... That is called an All-Seeing Eye of Eris (complete with Tear) and it will help other members of the Discordian Society keep out of your way." -Lord Omar
August 25, 2026 at 4:16 PM
"A secret method of identifying your Discordianship for the benefit of other Discordians is by wearing a pull-off aluminum beer-can tab ... That is called an All-Seeing Eye of Eris (complete with Tear) and it will help other members of the Discordian Society keep out of your way." -Lord Omar
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With no context or explanation. Just 20 (in my nightstand) esoteric books we have been reading and re-reading every night during this summer for pure enjoyment.
#witchybooks
#booksforwitches
@fivefoldlaw.bsky.social
@llewellynbooks.bsky.social
#witchybooks
#booksforwitches
@fivefoldlaw.bsky.social
@llewellynbooks.bsky.social
August 19, 2026 at 9:31 AM
With no context or explanation. Just 20 (in my nightstand) esoteric books we have been reading and re-reading every night during this summer for pure enjoyment.
#witchybooks
#booksforwitches
@fivefoldlaw.bsky.social
@llewellynbooks.bsky.social
#witchybooks
#booksforwitches
@fivefoldlaw.bsky.social
@llewellynbooks.bsky.social
Listen. I am from Texas, so I know I don't really have a leg to stand on here, but literally everyone at the Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood airport deserves their own HBO docuseries.
August 12, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Listen. I am from Texas, so I know I don't really have a leg to stand on here, but literally everyone at the Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood airport deserves their own HBO docuseries.
August 12, 2026 at 12:24 PM
The malocchio is no match for relentless whimsy. #RaeDunn #DiscordianWitchcraft
August 9, 2026 at 6:22 PM
The malocchio is no match for relentless whimsy. #RaeDunn #DiscordianWitchcraft
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me: *sneaks into the cinema dressed as a man made of wicker to see The Odyssey*
August 9, 2026 at 5:34 PM
me: *sneaks into the cinema dressed as a man made of wicker to see The Odyssey*
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Odysseus mentioning that he’s in the Bronze Age made me think of a caveman saying “Man it is extremely Paleolithic around here lately”
August 9, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Odysseus mentioning that he’s in the Bronze Age made me think of a caveman saying “Man it is extremely Paleolithic around here lately”
Customer: "Could I get a bottle of [product name]?"
Me: "Sure. I've got them in the back, so I'll go grab one for you."
Customer: "I don't see them."
Me: "Yes.... because they're in the back."
Customer: "Oh."
1/2
Me: "Sure. I've got them in the back, so I'll go grab one for you."
Customer: "I don't see them."
Me: "Yes.... because they're in the back."
Customer: "Oh."
1/2
August 8, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Customer: "Could I get a bottle of [product name]?"
Me: "Sure. I've got them in the back, so I'll go grab one for you."
Customer: "I don't see them."
Me: "Yes.... because they're in the back."
Customer: "Oh."
1/2
Me: "Sure. I've got them in the back, so I'll go grab one for you."
Customer: "I don't see them."
Me: "Yes.... because they're in the back."
Customer: "Oh."
1/2
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on a similar tip, a welcoming and inclusive pub here in Edinburgh once found that someone had graffitied "GAYZ ONLEY" across their exterior, presumably upset about this aspect of their business.
So the pub of course had a sign made, and rebrand themselves as that every June for pride month
So the pub of course had a sign made, and rebrand themselves as that every June for pride month
June 23, 2026 at 6:08 PM
on a similar tip, a welcoming and inclusive pub here in Edinburgh once found that someone had graffitied "GAYZ ONLEY" across their exterior, presumably upset about this aspect of their business.
So the pub of course had a sign made, and rebrand themselves as that every June for pride month
So the pub of course had a sign made, and rebrand themselves as that every June for pride month
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I'm currently working a psychic fair and reflecting on how similar it is to managing the spicy shop:
In both situations, when a customer tells me what they're into, the one thing I can never say in response is, "Ew."
In both situations, when a customer tells me what they're into, the one thing I can never say in response is, "Ew."
June 21, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I'm currently working a psychic fair and reflecting on how similar it is to managing the spicy shop:
In both situations, when a customer tells me what they're into, the one thing I can never say in response is, "Ew."
In both situations, when a customer tells me what they're into, the one thing I can never say in response is, "Ew."
The magic rocks have my emotional support abomination (Red Brass Deon-Lakin of Jumpshire) feeling cautious but curious.
#Lithomancy #WitchSky #DiscordianWitchcraft
#Lithomancy #WitchSky #DiscordianWitchcraft
June 21, 2026 at 7:18 PM
The magic rocks have my emotional support abomination (Red Brass Deon-Lakin of Jumpshire) feeling cautious but curious.
#Lithomancy #WitchSky #DiscordianWitchcraft
#Lithomancy #WitchSky #DiscordianWitchcraft
Boyfriend is watching the original Wicker Man for the first time. I feel like he's either going to break up with me or demand to attend a Summer Solstice ritual.
#WitchSky
#WitchSky
June 17, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Boyfriend is watching the original Wicker Man for the first time. I feel like he's either going to break up with me or demand to attend a Summer Solstice ritual.
#WitchSky
#WitchSky
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The 1969 Stonewall riots marked a new beginning for the gay rights movement in the United States, but it wasn't until the 1991 murder of Paul Broussard that the Houston community said "ENOUGH."
Join our live-streamed service at 11 a.m. CST (or watch later on our YouTube channel):
Join our live-streamed service at 11 a.m. CST (or watch later on our YouTube channel):
Sunday, June 14th, 2026: Remembering Paul Broussard - Reverend Ed Proulx
YouTube video by Emerson UU Church
www.youtube.com
June 14, 2026 at 4:05 PM
The 1969 Stonewall riots marked a new beginning for the gay rights movement in the United States, but it wasn't until the 1991 murder of Paul Broussard that the Houston community said "ENOUGH."
Join our live-streamed service at 11 a.m. CST (or watch later on our YouTube channel):
Join our live-streamed service at 11 a.m. CST (or watch later on our YouTube channel):
Me: [dancing about] "PRACTICAL CATS, DRAMATICAL CATS, PRAGMATICAL CATS, FANATICAL CATS..."
Boyfriend:
Me: "... ORATORICAL CATS, DELPHIC ORACLE CATS, SKEPTICAL CATS..."
Boyfriend:
Me:
Boyfriend:
Me: "... DISPEPTICAL CATS."
Boyfriend:
Me: "... ORATORICAL CATS, DELPHIC ORACLE CATS, SKEPTICAL CATS..."
Boyfriend:
Me:
Boyfriend:
Me: "... DISPEPTICAL CATS."
June 14, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Me: [dancing about] "PRACTICAL CATS, DRAMATICAL CATS, PRAGMATICAL CATS, FANATICAL CATS..."
Boyfriend:
Me: "... ORATORICAL CATS, DELPHIC ORACLE CATS, SKEPTICAL CATS..."
Boyfriend:
Me:
Boyfriend:
Me: "... DISPEPTICAL CATS."
Boyfriend:
Me: "... ORATORICAL CATS, DELPHIC ORACLE CATS, SKEPTICAL CATS..."
Boyfriend:
Me:
Boyfriend:
Me: "... DISPEPTICAL CATS."
After spending well over 20 minutes in our restroom, a customer walked up to the counter and said, "I hope I didn't leave it too messy in there."
Yeah, sight unseen, I'm just going to lock the door and put up an Out of Order sign.
#RetailSky
Yeah, sight unseen, I'm just going to lock the door and put up an Out of Order sign.
#RetailSky
June 13, 2026 at 6:17 PM
After spending well over 20 minutes in our restroom, a customer walked up to the counter and said, "I hope I didn't leave it too messy in there."
Yeah, sight unseen, I'm just going to lock the door and put up an Out of Order sign.
#RetailSky
Yeah, sight unseen, I'm just going to lock the door and put up an Out of Order sign.
#RetailSky
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does the eagle know its role in Prometheus's punishment or is it just showing up every day like "holy shit, free liver AGAIN??"
June 11, 2026 at 4:48 PM
does the eagle know its role in Prometheus's punishment or is it just showing up every day like "holy shit, free liver AGAIN??"
Customer: "Hey, could you notarize something for me?"
Me: "Sure!"
Customer: "Great! Basically, I need you to watch me sign a document, just to prove it's me."
Me: "Yes. That's... what a notary does."
10/10 on the mansplaining tho.
Me: "Sure!"
Customer: "Great! Basically, I need you to watch me sign a document, just to prove it's me."
Me: "Yes. That's... what a notary does."
10/10 on the mansplaining tho.
June 11, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Customer: "Hey, could you notarize something for me?"
Me: "Sure!"
Customer: "Great! Basically, I need you to watch me sign a document, just to prove it's me."
Me: "Yes. That's... what a notary does."
10/10 on the mansplaining tho.
Me: "Sure!"
Customer: "Great! Basically, I need you to watch me sign a document, just to prove it's me."
Me: "Yes. That's... what a notary does."
10/10 on the mansplaining tho.
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Great step-by-step instructions here and best to leave a unique comment for greater impact if you can.
My fellow cis folks,
The FCC is asking Americans to submit comments about whether the TV Oversight Management Board (TVOMB) should create new TV ratings to alert viewers to trans/gender content.
Time to be an ally and tell the FCC absolutely the fuck not. It takes five minutes to do.
The FCC is asking Americans to submit comments about whether the TV Oversight Management Board (TVOMB) should create new TV ratings to alert viewers to trans/gender content.
Time to be an ally and tell the FCC absolutely the fuck not. It takes five minutes to do.
Tell the FCC that LGBTQ Stories Don’t Need a Warning Label | GLAAD
The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is targeting LGBTQ stories. They are trying to control what you see on television. This government overreach is dangerous...
glaad.org
June 11, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Great step-by-step instructions here and best to leave a unique comment for greater impact if you can.