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life is full of doors, and girl, i'm distracted by the jangling of keys
this is my girlfriend her name is BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT we're in an open relationship and i share her with everyone
May 4, 2026 at 1:32 PM
this is my girlfriend her name is BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT we're in an open relationship and i share her with everyone
cameras have been running on sd cards for so long, crazy to imagine how much crisper the pictures will be once we get hd cards !
February 22, 2026 at 9:49 PM
cameras have been running on sd cards for so long, crazy to imagine how much crisper the pictures will be once we get hd cards !
i've heard of merfolk, but norfolk ? what, do they turn into australians ? #dontgaurr
February 22, 2026 at 9:45 PM
i've heard of merfolk, but norfolk ? what, do they turn into australians ? #dontgaurr
for sale, blue polo, best buy!
February 22, 2026 at 9:21 PM
for sale, blue polo, best buy!
where's that guy on my feed who always reskeeted hot dog pics. if i was sitting across from him on the train right now, i'd give him a piece of my mind
February 22, 2026 at 9:20 PM
where's that guy on my feed who always reskeeted hot dog pics. if i was sitting across from him on the train right now, i'd give him a piece of my mind
here's the current long game. going to a small grocery store. it's important that they have numbered cake candles. get one, maybe 2. chat up the cashier. it's important the employees are loyal so you'll see the same one. come back year after year, but a few in? grab 6 instead of 5. Is This Anything
February 22, 2026 at 9:19 PM
here's the current long game. going to a small grocery store. it's important that they have numbered cake candles. get one, maybe 2. chat up the cashier. it's important the employees are loyal so you'll see the same one. come back year after year, but a few in? grab 6 instead of 5. Is This Anything
we used to peel oranges to draw and paint on the discarded skins. nature's canvas, we called it. and in hindsight? we'd pay whatever we could to get it back.
February 22, 2026 at 9:12 PM
we used to peel oranges to draw and paint on the discarded skins. nature's canvas, we called it. and in hindsight? we'd pay whatever we could to get it back.
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the 2025 skincare trend that's making waves: how to get that sandblasted texture on your face (the answer may be abrasive)
February 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
the 2025 skincare trend that's making waves: how to get that sandblasted texture on your face (the answer may be abrasive)
i messed up by moving to a leprechaun neighborhood. if i try to shop at any of the grocers around here i have to buy the family size of everything just to get 1 serving. ostrichsized in a world of doves
October 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
i messed up by moving to a leprechaun neighborhood. if i try to shop at any of the grocers around here i have to buy the family size of everything just to get 1 serving. ostrichsized in a world of doves
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edge day ? more like hedge day ! let's see some love for the landscapers . they need it #lonelinessepidemic
October 17, 2024 at 10:55 PM
edge day ? more like hedge day ! let's see some love for the landscapers . they need it #lonelinessepidemic
i think we should all appreciate @morkmorkmorkmork.bsky.social knowing that one day he'll pass away. let's take a moment to honor him
September 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
i think we should all appreciate @morkmorkmorkmork.bsky.social knowing that one day he'll pass away. let's take a moment to honor him
whenever i'm on a flight i like to intermittently turn off airplane mode for a few seconds just to see if it stirs a little chaos. never does though.. nothing ever really does. so sick of this boring shit ass life 😮💨
August 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
whenever i'm on a flight i like to intermittently turn off airplane mode for a few seconds just to see if it stirs a little chaos. never does though.. nothing ever really does. so sick of this boring shit ass life 😮💨
does anyone care about dave grohl's illegitimate child anymore
August 21, 2025 at 1:15 PM
does anyone care about dave grohl's illegitimate child anymore
genuinely something wrong with me
May 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
genuinely something wrong with me
i keep getting removed from every beach i go to after pulling out my pail that shapes the sand into the twin towers. we've not forgotten that, but free expression is distant memory.
May 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
i keep getting removed from every beach i go to after pulling out my pail that shapes the sand into the twin towers. we've not forgotten that, but free expression is distant memory.
i think we have to go back in time and give them cans of spray paint. imagine what they could do that we can't even think of now.
May 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
i think we have to go back in time and give them cans of spray paint. imagine what they could do that we can't even think of now.
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#ThePortsAreOutOfShips Went to the Port of Seattle today. Nothing but cobwebs and Tumbleweeds. Dont walk, RUN to your nearest port and PLEASE start Docking and Unloading.
April 27, 2025 at 9:13 AM
#ThePortsAreOutOfShips Went to the Port of Seattle today. Nothing but cobwebs and Tumbleweeds. Dont walk, RUN to your nearest port and PLEASE start Docking and Unloading.
weird how people's names don't really line up with what they do these days. you won't see a Carter transporting goods. or a Harper playing the harp.
my nonbinary friend Contra: actually i disagree
my nonbinary friend Contra: actually i disagree
April 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
weird how people's names don't really line up with what they do these days. you won't see a Carter transporting goods. or a Harper playing the harp.
my nonbinary friend Contra: actually i disagree
my nonbinary friend Contra: actually i disagree
that feeling of old fashioned royalty when they put extra sludge on your burger. like ok wow it's a feast for me tonight! but it's missing intense homoerotic tension with my court jester. and all of a sudden i'm pulled back into reality. and it all feels smaller than it was before
April 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
that feeling of old fashioned royalty when they put extra sludge on your burger. like ok wow it's a feast for me tonight! but it's missing intense homoerotic tension with my court jester. and all of a sudden i'm pulled back into reality. and it all feels smaller than it was before
WE'RE LANDING WHERE? THE COLD ONE?
first day of my new job on the starship. automatic door in the janitorial closet caught my arm and i'm still stuck there. i've been on the waiting list to get off world for five fucking years. just my luck i guess. (for the record, i'm typing this with the hand that's not stuck)
April 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
WE'RE LANDING WHERE? THE COLD ONE?
And then it dawned on me...
April 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
And then it dawned on me...
mining helmet that has a gobo on the light so that it projects the shape of a pelican, but i have ornithophobia so i'm constantly in fight or flight but this is good because my senses are heightened with a steady flow of adrenaline follow for more tips
April 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
mining helmet that has a gobo on the light so that it projects the shape of a pelican, but i have ornithophobia so i'm constantly in fight or flight but this is good because my senses are heightened with a steady flow of adrenaline follow for more tips
I SAW WHAT COMES AFTER THIS LIFE AND IT MAKES ME AFRAID
April 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I SAW WHAT COMES AFTER THIS LIFE AND IT MAKES ME AFRAID
throw pillow? yeah, that's the plan
April 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
throw pillow? yeah, that's the plan