Jawdra Fundee
@flatbaroque.bsky.social
Truly a master of none. Crafting/creating, cooking, video and TT gaming, reading, discing. I love TV and series the most, though.
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Soybean Wishes It Could Just Be A Soybean And Have That Be Enough https://theonion.com/soybean-wishes-it-could-just-be-a-soybean-and-have-that-be-enough/
April 21, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Soybean Wishes It Could Just Be A Soybean And Have That Be Enough https://theonion.com/soybean-wishes-it-could-just-be-a-soybean-and-have-that-be-enough/
"Earth Day Sale". Sit with it. Feel how it feels to meld those 2 concepts together.
April 21, 2026 at 11:21 PM
"Earth Day Sale". Sit with it. Feel how it feels to meld those 2 concepts together.
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Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.
April 20, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.
Why won't anyone tell me why there's no root beer flavored ice cream? How deep in big soda are we getting?
March 22, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Why won't anyone tell me why there's no root beer flavored ice cream? How deep in big soda are we getting?
Internally: "I get some pricier gyms have staff to wipe down the equipment, but this is the Y, baby! We all do our part to support each other bc we're a community! INDIVIDUALISM IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH!" *Sparta kick into the abyss that opened during my righteous monolog*
IRL: *cursed glare*
IRL: *cursed glare*
March 11, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Internally: "I get some pricier gyms have staff to wipe down the equipment, but this is the Y, baby! We all do our part to support each other bc we're a community! INDIVIDUALISM IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH!" *Sparta kick into the abyss that opened during my righteous monolog*
IRL: *cursed glare*
IRL: *cursed glare*
Look, I think the prison system is fucked and that people deserve humane conditions while incarcerated. But reading these headlines about these soft celebrities bitching about suffering while incarcerated makes me question these beliefs. Should we being back torture devices?
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Look, I think the prison system is fucked and that people deserve humane conditions while incarcerated. But reading these headlines about these soft celebrities bitching about suffering while incarcerated makes me question these beliefs. Should we being back torture devices?
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#RocklandCounty update
We are working really hard to find anyone who voted for #Kamala #Harris in the districts where zero votes were reported for her. Please share. Thank you for all your support!
We are working really hard to find anyone who voted for #Kamala #Harris in the districts where zero votes were reported for her. Please share. Thank you for all your support!
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
#RocklandCounty update
We are working really hard to find anyone who voted for #Kamala #Harris in the districts where zero votes were reported for her. Please share. Thank you for all your support!
We are working really hard to find anyone who voted for #Kamala #Harris in the districts where zero votes were reported for her. Please share. Thank you for all your support!
Holy shit.
Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
CAIRO—Admitting he was unable to face a lengthy session of indexing artifacts after drinking too much the night before, hungover Egyptologist Henry Chapman confirmed Tuesday he was just gonna call in ...
theonion.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Holy shit.
How is there not yet a product that changes the taste of jizz?? Blueberry cobbler gobbler. Banana split on it. Milk me, honey. Nut butter. And for the savory fans, turkey stuffing.
#grossbutfunny #entrepreneurial
#grossbutfunny #entrepreneurial
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
How is there not yet a product that changes the taste of jizz?? Blueberry cobbler gobbler. Banana split on it. Milk me, honey. Nut butter. And for the savory fans, turkey stuffing.
#grossbutfunny #entrepreneurial
#grossbutfunny #entrepreneurial
Fuck I love satay
November 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Fuck I love satay
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imagine having the power to stop unimaginable suffering and being like “nah”
October 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
imagine having the power to stop unimaginable suffering and being like “nah”
You haven't lived until you've stuffed your moisturizing cream into a travel size bottle with a butter knife
October 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
You haven't lived until you've stuffed your moisturizing cream into a travel size bottle with a butter knife
It's ~so~ strange...the closer I am to this strip mall, the slower my mobile data gets. 100 ft away- no issue, 20 ft away- nothing loads. Coincidence or conspiracy? Something about concrete/metal/5g waves or corporations forcing us to connect to their wifi and steal more of our data? Someone explain
October 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It's ~so~ strange...the closer I am to this strip mall, the slower my mobile data gets. 100 ft away- no issue, 20 ft away- nothing loads. Coincidence or conspiracy? Something about concrete/metal/5g waves or corporations forcing us to connect to their wifi and steal more of our data? Someone explain
I absolutely hate how bad search engines are now.
October 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I absolutely hate how bad search engines are now.
What's worse: people laughing at you after doing something silly or people not laughing at you after doing something silly?
October 16, 2025 at 4:01 AM
What's worse: people laughing at you after doing something silly or people not laughing at you after doing something silly?
An alarming portion of my workout Playlist is about butts.
October 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
An alarming portion of my workout Playlist is about butts.
My grandma used to boil a week's worth of potatoes from their garden and keep them in the fridge for easy snack or just easier dinner prep. I wonder if she knew?
When it comes to rice and pasta, dietitians recommend eating brown or whole grain because they're more nutritious. But you can create a super nutrient in white rice and white pasta. Here's the trick.
There's a secret superfood in white rice and pasta: Here's how to unlock it
When it comes to rice and pasta, dietitians recommend eating brown or whole grain because they're more nutritious. But you can create a super nutrient in white rice and white pasta. Here's the trick.
n.pr
October 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
My grandma used to boil a week's worth of potatoes from their garden and keep them in the fridge for easy snack or just easier dinner prep. I wonder if she knew?
Here's what I want: 1) weekly news summary on ONE day every week 2) news summary to be organized into categories: a) topic b) level of rage bait c) political bias spectrum. Does this exist already?
October 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Here's what I want: 1) weekly news summary on ONE day every week 2) news summary to be organized into categories: a) topic b) level of rage bait c) political bias spectrum. Does this exist already?
When I find something healthy that's very delicious, I want to eat it all the time. Fast forward to me over-doing it and burning out on said food. I won't eat it for years of ever again. What a world we live in.
October 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
When I find something healthy that's very delicious, I want to eat it all the time. Fast forward to me over-doing it and burning out on said food. I won't eat it for years of ever again. What a world we live in.
You know those vaudevillian bits where it's just hilarious accident after hilarious accident? I want that to happen to trump in front of a huge crowd on live TV.
October 4, 2025 at 7:59 AM
You know those vaudevillian bits where it's just hilarious accident after hilarious accident? I want that to happen to trump in front of a huge crowd on live TV.
The red tic tacs in the fruity mixture are so delightful. Please release just that flavor
#tictac #redflavour
#tictac #redflavour
October 4, 2025 at 7:53 AM
The red tic tacs in the fruity mixture are so delightful. Please release just that flavor
#tictac #redflavour
#tictac #redflavour
GRIPE. I have NEVER been upset about unused organizational tools in an rpg game's UI. I have, however, many times, quit a game over not enough organizational elements in an rpg game's UI. NEVER TOO ORGANIZED. I don't want to use a notepad to keep track of something the game easily could for me.
October 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
GRIPE. I have NEVER been upset about unused organizational tools in an rpg game's UI. I have, however, many times, quit a game over not enough organizational elements in an rpg game's UI. NEVER TOO ORGANIZED. I don't want to use a notepad to keep track of something the game easily could for me.
I keep encountering people who assume that I don't pay attention bc i don't want to talk politics with them. And the reason is usually bc they are so deep in the rage bait and there's no convincing them to disengage just for a little bit.
October 2, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I keep encountering people who assume that I don't pay attention bc i don't want to talk politics with them. And the reason is usually bc they are so deep in the rage bait and there's no convincing them to disengage just for a little bit.
One of my least favorite plot devices in gaming is Guess The Plot. Looking at you Expedition 33. I came to live in your story for awhile, i feel like I'm doing the heavy lifting.
October 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
One of my least favorite plot devices in gaming is Guess The Plot. Looking at you Expedition 33. I came to live in your story for awhile, i feel like I'm doing the heavy lifting.
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