Flea
@fleaslive.com
🏳️⚧️ She/It. Robot.
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https://linktr.ee/fleaslive
💚 @basilbun.bsky.social 💚
💜 @tripleleafclover.bsky.social 💜
https://linktr.ee/fleaslive
Job interview today at 9 😬
September 14, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Job interview today at 9 😬
A little steep, but I might adopt her.
September 13, 2026 at 2:32 AM
A little steep, but I might adopt her.
Some woman just came RUNNING up to me at the bus stop and was like “see this double bladed helicopter? They’re ONLY for transporting troops and they’re coming to Colorado”. She seems like an average well adjusted person and she seemed really upset about it.
September 12, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Some woman just came RUNNING up to me at the bus stop and was like “see this double bladed helicopter? They’re ONLY for transporting troops and they’re coming to Colorado”. She seems like an average well adjusted person and she seemed really upset about it.
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Is this a good signal to other perverts that I am also a pervert?
September 11, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Is this a good signal to other perverts that I am also a pervert?
Is this a good signal to other perverts that I am also a pervert?
September 11, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Is this a good signal to other perverts that I am also a pervert?
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Dudes will be like “I can’t use a foldable phone because of the seam” and then their phone looks like this.
July 25, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Dudes will be like “I can’t use a foldable phone because of the seam” and then their phone looks like this.
The new iPhone is cool, but the cheapest one is $2000 so I’ll never have one.
September 9, 2026 at 6:07 PM
The new iPhone is cool, but the cheapest one is $2000 so I’ll never have one.
The cool thing about job hunting is that there are actually no jobs to apply for.
September 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
The cool thing about job hunting is that there are actually no jobs to apply for.
Nintendo forgot about Mario
September 9, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Nintendo forgot about Mario
They’re dunking me in the gallium tanks today. 🤖 😬
September 9, 2026 at 1:07 PM
They’re dunking me in the gallium tanks today. 🤖 😬
The End of Oak Street is the 2nd best Cloverfield movie.
September 9, 2026 at 2:23 AM
The End of Oak Street is the 2nd best Cloverfield movie.
I hope for the legend of Zelda direct that they announce an adult link that you can fuck.
September 8, 2026 at 2:02 PM
I hope for the legend of Zelda direct that they announce an adult link that you can fuck.
I finally met @anjii.stimky.me last night after meeting on Twitter like 10+ years ago. It so cool to connect with old friends. There is still magic in the internet.
September 7, 2026 at 6:28 PM
I finally met @anjii.stimky.me last night after meeting on Twitter like 10+ years ago. It so cool to connect with old friends. There is still magic in the internet.
Switch 2 games don’t taste bad like Switch 1 games do. 👀
September 6, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Switch 2 games don’t taste bad like Switch 1 games do. 👀
I traded in a game to GameStop yesterday and felt kinda dirty about it.
September 6, 2026 at 1:39 PM
I traded in a game to GameStop yesterday and felt kinda dirty about it.
You guys wanna go get plastic surgery at the strip mall?
September 5, 2026 at 7:27 PM
You guys wanna go get plastic surgery at the strip mall?
Bruh, I just got THIS as a captcha. Can we please wipe out the internet and start fresh?
September 4, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Bruh, I just got THIS as a captcha. Can we please wipe out the internet and start fresh?
I bought a really cheap slot machine on Facebook marketplace.
August 30, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I bought a really cheap slot machine on Facebook marketplace.
No Denfur this year btw, I’m still sick as hell.
August 29, 2026 at 7:41 PM
No Denfur this year btw, I’m still sick as hell.
Imagine getting laid off and getting sick in the same day. Well, your girl doesn't have to imagine, I'm unemployed and unhealthy!
August 27, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Imagine getting laid off and getting sick in the same day. Well, your girl doesn't have to imagine, I'm unemployed and unhealthy!
The Big 4 can fuck right off tho.
August 27, 2026 at 6:14 PM
The Big 4 can fuck right off tho.
Just got laid off. I only worked here for like 5 months lol what da heck.
August 25, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Just got laid off. I only worked here for like 5 months lol what da heck.