Who needs to go to the circus when the country's run by a clown?
OR
Why call it a kakistocracy when s*show is easier to pronounce?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Pay up, piggy
Pay up, piggy
It isn't exactly "we told you so" but it's damn close
ETTD
It isn't exactly "we told you so" but it's damn close
ETTD
Release the f*ing Epstein files!
Defending the men in the Cornell gang rape case. He “feels bad” for them and they won't get a “fair shake.”
Release the f*ing Epstein files!
But this? "Nearly $100..." what's that? Like $3.87 after he takes his cut?
Yeah, still not happening
But this? "Nearly $100..." what's that? Like $3.87 after he takes his cut?
Yeah, still not happening
Guess reality's sinking in
Leopards eating faces...
ETTD...
etc, etc...
Cue the tiny violin
Guess reality's sinking in
Leopards eating faces...
ETTD...
etc, etc...
Cue the tiny violin
What was your last bill like?
I just went out a read my meter. Wouldn't you know they overcharged me NOT JUST FOR THIS BILL BUT THE JULY BILL TOO!
My meter reads 1000 KWH under what they're claiming
What say you LADWP?
Oh, and I'm 256th caller in line🤬
What was your last bill like?
I just went out a read my meter. Wouldn't you know they overcharged me NOT JUST FOR THIS BILL BUT THE JULY BILL TOO!
My meter reads 1000 KWH under what they're claiming
What say you LADWP?
Oh, and I'm 256th caller in line🤬
Your tariff refund? Nope
Your $5k after the elections? LOL
But you know what is coming?
A sniper arch, Shitler's Bunkerballroom, food that makes you sick, EVEN MORE taxpayer funded propaganda, and $8/gal gas
It's up to you America
to un-fuck it up
Your tariff refund? Nope
Your $5k after the elections? LOL
But you know what is coming?
A sniper arch, Shitler's Bunkerballroom, food that makes you sick, EVEN MORE taxpayer funded propaganda, and $8/gal gas
It's up to you America
to un-fuck it up
STUNNED on Monday Night Football!
The Chicago Bears had a mariachi band play the national anthem before tonight's Monday Night Football game against the Eagles, and the MAGA cult is melting down.
*not sorry
*not sorry
Like, really???
And when she told the girl/women at the mosque she was probably "sexy" 🤮
But she idolizes a pedophile so...
Like, really???
And when she told the girl/women at the mosque she was probably "sexy" 🤮
But she idolizes a pedophile so...
Somebody remind Senile Shitler that he banned CNN, not the other way around
Somebody remind Senile Shitler that he banned CNN, not the other way around
I remember when reality tv show hosts didn't treat destroying other countries as bonus episodes
Then again, I remember when democracy wasn't being hijacked by pedos & a car salesman & voters weren't confused as to what the greater evil looks like
“I have a big decision to make. Will a deal be made with Iran… or do I annihilate the Islamic Republic and do it quickly?
But I believe we'll make a deal right after the election.”
I remember when reality tv show hosts didn't treat destroying other countries as bonus episodes
Then again, I remember when democracy wasn't being hijacked by pedos & a car salesman & voters weren't confused as to what the greater evil looks like
The fact that it took 3 elections & a decade to register with you that the guy's evil, selfish, and f*ing dumb?
I'd say boo f*ing hoo 🎻 but even idiots are welcome in the resistance
cc: @MarshaBlackburn
The fact that it took 3 elections & a decade to register with you that the guy's evil, selfish, and f*ing dumb?
I'd say boo f*ing hoo 🎻 but even idiots are welcome in the resistance
If the Kennedy Center board had a f*ing spine, they'd all quit!
Me (reality sets in)
But then again, they were appointed by Senile Satan & probably collecting a fat paycheck for doing exactly dick. What self-serving MAGAT would EVER give that up
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Can we get adults back in the room? Sheesh!
If the Kennedy Center board had a f*ing spine, they'd all quit!
Me (reality sets in)
But then again, they were appointed by Senile Satan & probably collecting a fat paycheck for doing exactly dick. What self-serving MAGAT would EVER give that up
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Can we get adults back in the room? Sheesh!
Can we get adults back in the room? Sheesh!
I'd ask WTF Bibi has on him but we all already know
FFS! Isn't there ONE DECENT LEADER left in the world that has the balls to release the Epstein Files? We all know you've got copies
I'd ask WTF Bibi has on him but we all already know
FFS! Isn't there ONE DECENT LEADER left in the world that has the balls to release the Epstein Files? We all know you've got copies
1. META using the David Bowie song "Five Years" to pitch AI isn't exactly the flex they think it is
It's a song about the end of the world, you stupid bots!
2. When AI shows you who they are, believe them
1. META using the David Bowie song "Five Years" to pitch AI isn't exactly the flex they think it is
It's a song about the end of the world, you stupid bots!
2. When AI shows you who they are, believe them
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Can we just release the f*ing Epstein Files already & be done with this crap before aliens show up to terraform the planet?
Can we just release the f*ing Epstein Files already & be done with this crap before aliens show up to terraform the planet?
He wants you to forget he started the Iran war because...
He wants you to forget that he's in the Epstein Files because...
He gets off on the suffering of others
Damn right he's on the ballot!
Check your voter registration
Trump never called on Putin directly to stop the war.
The Iran war is being pushed aside and Ukrainian strikes on Russian infrastructure are being labeled as the reason for increasing prices for us — remember this when it comes to midterms. Who is responsible, why and for how long.
He wants you to forget he started the Iran war because...
He wants you to forget that he's in the Epstein Files because...
He gets off on the suffering of others
Damn right he's on the ballot!
Check your voter registration
Because millions of people decided it was better to have a racist echo chamber kakistocracy than a smart woman running the country  
Because millions of people decided it was better to have a racist echo chamber kakistocracy than a smart woman running the country  
My bro called after the 1st plane hit. I watched the 2nd plane hit on live tv. I'm still shook. Always will be
But that guy? Had to read a f*ing teleprompter
My bro called after the 1st plane hit. I watched the 2nd plane hit on live tv. I'm still shook. Always will be
But that guy? Had to read a f*ing teleprompter
Me: Wow! Do you realize you sold your soul for 100 bucks?
He actually thought he cared🤦♀️
Me: Wow! Do you realize you sold your soul for 100 bucks?
He actually thought he cared🤦♀️