How fucked up you gotta be that you got a choice between poison teeth and legs, and you pick poison teeth damn, no respect for snakes
September 24, 2026 at 10:21 PM
How fucked up you gotta be that you got a choice between poison teeth and legs, and you pick poison teeth damn, no respect for snakes
Biggest omission from NYT list is going to be Bluey
People here acting like Good Wife or Orange is the New Black or some other soap is better than best kids show since 1969 get out of town.
People here acting like Good Wife or Orange is the New Black or some other soap is better than best kids show since 1969 get out of town.
September 24, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Biggest omission from NYT list is going to be Bluey
People here acting like Good Wife or Orange is the New Black or some other soap is better than best kids show since 1969 get out of town.
People here acting like Good Wife or Orange is the New Black or some other soap is better than best kids show since 1969 get out of town.
Kids love Ween, but there’s too much bad language and subversive content. Wish there was clean Ween for 7 year olds where no one was talking about smelling anyone’s hole.
September 22, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Kids love Ween, but there’s too much bad language and subversive content. Wish there was clean Ween for 7 year olds where no one was talking about smelling anyone’s hole.
Ben Folds is very straightforwardly a lesser Billy Joel.
This is not as damning as it sounds. It’s the piano the stance they take that the character in the song is not necessarily the singer. That the genre is musical theater.
This is not as damning as it sounds. It’s the piano the stance they take that the character in the song is not necessarily the singer. That the genre is musical theater.
September 20, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Ben Folds is very straightforwardly a lesser Billy Joel.
This is not as damning as it sounds. It’s the piano the stance they take that the character in the song is not necessarily the singer. That the genre is musical theater.
This is not as damning as it sounds. It’s the piano the stance they take that the character in the song is not necessarily the singer. That the genre is musical theater.
Now that we might become cattle to super intelligent machines we should probably rethink how we treat actual cattle while they are asymptotically learning.
September 20, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Now that we might become cattle to super intelligent machines we should probably rethink how we treat actual cattle while they are asymptotically learning.
Justin Timberlake.
Never really cared for him. Not politically or anything just a very corny energy, but not like a good nature corniness, like a corniness supremacist. Which is a bad combination.
Never really cared for him. Not politically or anything just a very corny energy, but not like a good nature corniness, like a corniness supremacist. Which is a bad combination.
August 28, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Justin Timberlake.
Never really cared for him. Not politically or anything just a very corny energy, but not like a good nature corniness, like a corniness supremacist. Which is a bad combination.
Never really cared for him. Not politically or anything just a very corny energy, but not like a good nature corniness, like a corniness supremacist. Which is a bad combination.
People mad about censoring Roald Dahl for sure don't have kids. Like if you want an archival version that's fine but they should also sell a version you can read aloud to children without playing dodge the slur.
August 25, 2026 at 11:40 PM
People mad about censoring Roald Dahl for sure don't have kids. Like if you want an archival version that's fine but they should also sell a version you can read aloud to children without playing dodge the slur.
If every herb that spent the time they spent dicking around with guns on learning to make balloon animals childhood and America would be much better. Balloon animals is actually a maximally stupid example. Imagine if they spent it cooking meals for their family.
August 2, 2026 at 9:03 PM
If every herb that spent the time they spent dicking around with guns on learning to make balloon animals childhood and America would be much better. Balloon animals is actually a maximally stupid example. Imagine if they spent it cooking meals for their family.
I thought of a good idea for a show. It's called The Nice Chef. It is about a guy that works at a restaurant, and he's polite and doesn't scream.
July 15, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I thought of a good idea for a show. It's called The Nice Chef. It is about a guy that works at a restaurant, and he's polite and doesn't scream.
One thing that I never understood about the Katy Perry song "California Gurls" is when she says, the girls are so hot “they melt your popsicle,” it's clearly meant as a double entendre where the popsicle is an erect penis. But melting a popsicle makes it softer.
July 13, 2026 at 3:12 PM
One thing that I never understood about the Katy Perry song "California Gurls" is when she says, the girls are so hot “they melt your popsicle,” it's clearly meant as a double entendre where the popsicle is an erect penis. But melting a popsicle makes it softer.
Police have too many tattoos
July 5, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Police have too many tattoos
It’s one of life’s cruel ironies that my ADHD makes charity work tedious yet online pornography remains endless fascinating. Being neurodivergent is actually washed.
June 23, 2026 at 9:03 PM
It’s one of life’s cruel ironies that my ADHD makes charity work tedious yet online pornography remains endless fascinating. Being neurodivergent is actually washed.
Elon Musk’s xai was a rich dude doing a Chinese style fast follower distillation of American frontier models and then banking that he could make up for older tech, worse harness design, and lack of features with making it sound like Rick and Morty mad libs
June 22, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Elon Musk’s xai was a rich dude doing a Chinese style fast follower distillation of American frontier models and then banking that he could make up for older tech, worse harness design, and lack of features with making it sound like Rick and Morty mad libs
Ironic Gary Oldman is younger than Randy Newman
Actually more than ironic
Just plain f’d up
Actually more than ironic
Just plain f’d up
June 21, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Ironic Gary Oldman is younger than Randy Newman
Actually more than ironic
Just plain f’d up
Actually more than ironic
Just plain f’d up
Wish there was a seen of Remy washing with soap and water in the film Ratatouille. It would make me feel more comfortable about a rat cooking if I knew he wasn’t spreading hantavirus
June 21, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Wish there was a seen of Remy washing with soap and water in the film Ratatouille. It would make me feel more comfortable about a rat cooking if I knew he wasn’t spreading hantavirus
If they made my name is earl these days it would probably be my name is url
June 13, 2026 at 4:00 PM
If they made my name is earl these days it would probably be my name is url
Time travel is real and it’s why bill cosby was punished with son death (worst penalty in future jurisprudence) for his many sex crimes
June 13, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Time travel is real and it’s why bill cosby was punished with son death (worst penalty in future jurisprudence) for his many sex crimes
Love to do normal shit like buy a pinball table they have at a local bar on pinballfx and practice it in VR until I’m very good and then show off my skills to my friend group of middle aged dads until I develop a reputation as a shark
June 12, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Love to do normal shit like buy a pinball table they have at a local bar on pinballfx and practice it in VR until I’m very good and then show off my skills to my friend group of middle aged dads until I develop a reputation as a shark
Data centers in space are a stupid idea. However, that isn't what SpaceX is doing. It's merely a pretext. The goal is to exploit a loophole in international law that gives use of factory rights to orbits and spectrum to the first mover. It is a real estate grab, not a technology play.
June 12, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Data centers in space are a stupid idea. However, that isn't what SpaceX is doing. It's merely a pretext. The goal is to exploit a loophole in international law that gives use of factory rights to orbits and spectrum to the first mover. It is a real estate grab, not a technology play.
Mr. Bean’s uniform is meant to read as comically quotidian but these days in our fast fashion world a simple tweed blazer is actually making a statement about what it is to be permanent that is more audacious than anything Dolce and Gabbana could ever dream up.
June 6, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Mr. Bean’s uniform is meant to read as comically quotidian but these days in our fast fashion world a simple tweed blazer is actually making a statement about what it is to be permanent that is more audacious than anything Dolce and Gabbana could ever dream up.
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I despise what comes out of Spider-Man when he uses his “ability.”
April 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I despise what comes out of Spider-Man when he uses his “ability.”
This show the impractical jokes is off the chain. These dudes are extra
May 29, 2026 at 9:11 PM
This show the impractical jokes is off the chain. These dudes are extra
If I haven’t seen brideshead will I be lost reading brideshead revisited?
May 25, 2026 at 5:22 PM
If I haven’t seen brideshead will I be lost reading brideshead revisited?
Ha ha we built something that will just lie to us and tell us our ideas are smart and good and the majority reaction is “damn we built an electric genius, pretty soon this thing will be smarter than god”
May 8, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Ha ha we built something that will just lie to us and tell us our ideas are smart and good and the majority reaction is “damn we built an electric genius, pretty soon this thing will be smarter than god”
When the time comes I promise to vote against the rizzler unless he is running against a republican in which case what can you do?
April 4, 2026 at 2:33 AM
When the time comes I promise to vote against the rizzler unless he is running against a republican in which case what can you do?