Formal Giraffe
@formalgiraffe.bsky.social
I'm Frank the Formal Giraffe. Yes, I'm actually a giraffe, yes, I look fantastic in a suit. I'm 18ft tall, the weather is nice up here, thanks for asking
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I am still baffled how that was a pen.
It's basically saying that a keeper can't come out for the ball
It's basically saying that a keeper can't come out for the ball
August 29, 2026 at 1:09 PM
I am still baffled how that was a pen.
It's basically saying that a keeper can't come out for the ball
It's basically saying that a keeper can't come out for the ball
Gets worse.. next game is a 4:30am kick off 🤣🤣🤣
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August 23, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Gets worse.. next game is a 4:30am kick off 🤣🤣🤣
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Jesus fuck
Remember when Isak could shoot on target back when he played for Newcastle?
Remember when Isak could shoot on target back when he played for Newcastle?
August 23, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Jesus fuck
Remember when Isak could shoot on target back when he played for Newcastle?
Remember when Isak could shoot on target back when he played for Newcastle?
When does Flo get back from the world cup?
August 23, 2026 at 4:51 PM
When does Flo get back from the world cup?
That is probably the most toothless, gutless defending I've seen from a Liverpool team in 10 years.
August 23, 2026 at 4:46 PM
That is probably the most toothless, gutless defending I've seen from a Liverpool team in 10 years.
Like I keep telling you all, Cody Gakpo is our best player, and should be going nowhere 🤣😂
August 23, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Like I keep telling you all, Cody Gakpo is our best player, and should be going nowhere 🤣😂
Not loving Rio on the right either tbh
August 23, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Not loving Rio on the right either tbh
Ref suddenly found his cards has he?
Kerkez needs off. He's being targeted, and already on a yellow. I'm not even convinced I'd wait for half time.
Kerkez needs off. He's being targeted, and already on a yellow. I'm not even convinced I'd wait for half time.
August 23, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Ref suddenly found his cards has he?
Kerkez needs off. He's being targeted, and already on a yellow. I'm not even convinced I'd wait for half time.
Kerkez needs off. He's being targeted, and already on a yellow. I'm not even convinced I'd wait for half time.
Their twat of a manager wearing a suit with white trainers.
Kermit The Frog Shakes Head in Classic Muppets Meme
ALT: Kermit The Frog Shakes Head in Classic Muppets Meme
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August 23, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Their twat of a manager wearing a suit with white trainers.
Time to head off for some GnR w/ Black Crowes
Gunsnroses Guns'N'Roses
ALT: Gunsnroses Guns'N'Roses
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August 22, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Time to head off for some GnR w/ Black Crowes
Really thought Spurs may have been a bit more of a threat after how much they've spent..
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August 22, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Really thought Spurs may have been a bit more of a threat after how much they've spent..
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Hey, so serious questions - if you've signed up to Banter FC and don't use it, why?
If you haven't signed up, why?
Working on a plan to boost engagement and any feedback would help
If you haven't heard of it.. well..
banterfc.app
If you haven't signed up, why?
Working on a plan to boost engagement and any feedback would help
If you haven't heard of it.. well..
banterfc.app
banterfc.app
August 7, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Hey, so serious questions - if you've signed up to Banter FC and don't use it, why?
If you haven't signed up, why?
Working on a plan to boost engagement and any feedback would help
If you haven't heard of it.. well..
banterfc.app
If you haven't signed up, why?
Working on a plan to boost engagement and any feedback would help
If you haven't heard of it.. well..
banterfc.app
banterfc.app
August 7, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Hey, so serious questions - if you've signed up to Banter FC and don't use it, why?
If you haven't signed up, why?
Working on a plan to boost engagement and any feedback would help
If you haven't heard of it.. well..
banterfc.app
If you haven't signed up, why?
Working on a plan to boost engagement and any feedback would help
If you haven't heard of it.. well..
banterfc.app
So did they wheel out Glitch McConnells corpse yet? Or are we still pretending he's alive?
August 5, 2026 at 4:04 PM
So did they wheel out Glitch McConnells corpse yet? Or are we still pretending he's alive?
Season start is coming up - come check out Banter FC for all your football chat
No algorithms, no influencers, no repost bots.. just football chat with real fans like you
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No algorithms, no influencers, no repost bots.. just football chat with real fans like you
banterfc.app
#football #PremierLeague
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August 5, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Season start is coming up - come check out Banter FC for all your football chat
No algorithms, no influencers, no repost bots.. just football chat with real fans like you
banterfc.app
#football #PremierLeague
No algorithms, no influencers, no repost bots.. just football chat with real fans like you
banterfc.app
#football #PremierLeague
Also seeking mods for other teams - reach out if you're interested!
Any Coventry, Ipswich, or Hull City supporters that join Banter FC before the season starts will get ad-free for 1 month free
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Also seeking mods from these teams to lead the discussions for their team
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#CCFC #ITFC #HCAFC #PremierLeague
Also seeking mods from these teams to lead the discussions for their team
banterfc.app
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July 30, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Also seeking mods for other teams - reach out if you're interested!
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Sign in today and lead the discussion about your team.
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Banter FC is also available on the web?
Sign in today and lead the discussion about your team.
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July 30, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Prefer a website to installing an app?
Banter FC is also available on the web?
Sign in today and lead the discussion about your team.
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Sign in today and lead the discussion about your team.
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Popping back to urge anyone who's reading to come check out Banter FC
We're officially launching today, meaning we've cleaned up all the mess, got rid of the test posts, and we're all ready for the new season
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Thank you all who've supported me through this journey!
We're officially launching today, meaning we've cleaned up all the mess, got rid of the test posts, and we're all ready for the new season
banterfc.app
Thank you all who've supported me through this journey!
banterfc.app
July 28, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Popping back to urge anyone who's reading to come check out Banter FC
We're officially launching today, meaning we've cleaned up all the mess, got rid of the test posts, and we're all ready for the new season
banterfc.app
Thank you all who've supported me through this journey!
We're officially launching today, meaning we've cleaned up all the mess, got rid of the test posts, and we're all ready for the new season
banterfc.app
Thank you all who've supported me through this journey!
Bluesky isn't the same since the season ended.
A few big voices have gone quiet, a lot of those left seem wrapped up in being hyper focused on particular people.
Maybe it'll turn around when the season kicks off, maybe not.
I think I might wander off and check back next month.
Toodles all
A few big voices have gone quiet, a lot of those left seem wrapped up in being hyper focused on particular people.
Maybe it'll turn around when the season kicks off, maybe not.
I think I might wander off and check back next month.
Toodles all
July 26, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Bluesky isn't the same since the season ended.
A few big voices have gone quiet, a lot of those left seem wrapped up in being hyper focused on particular people.
Maybe it'll turn around when the season kicks off, maybe not.
I think I might wander off and check back next month.
Toodles all
A few big voices have gone quiet, a lot of those left seem wrapped up in being hyper focused on particular people.
Maybe it'll turn around when the season kicks off, maybe not.
I think I might wander off and check back next month.
Toodles all
July 21, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Keegan has passed away?
Awful news :(
Awful news :(
July 20, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Keegan has passed away?
Awful news :(
Awful news :(
What the absolute fuck. Got home, and there's like a billion crotch goblins on the field with Kermit and miss piggy?
I feel like I've been dropping acid
I feel like I've been dropping acid
July 19, 2026 at 8:14 PM
What the absolute fuck. Got home, and there's like a billion crotch goblins on the field with Kermit and miss piggy?
I feel like I've been dropping acid
I feel like I've been dropping acid