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have you tried turning it off and then never turning it back on again
October 2, 2026 at 10:28 PM
have you tried turning it off and then never turning it back on again
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hooray, thoughts
September 26, 2026 at 2:43 PM
hooray, thoughts
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[Daft Punk voice]
Burger
Keeper
Warmer
Longer
Burger
Keeper
Warmer
Longer
September 26, 2026 at 9:11 PM
[Daft Punk voice]
Burger
Keeper
Warmer
Longer
Burger
Keeper
Warmer
Longer
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If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before
September 27, 2026 at 6:41 AM
If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before
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chewing on an avocado pit like it's a jawbreaker at a job interview
September 25, 2026 at 6:00 PM
chewing on an avocado pit like it's a jawbreaker at a job interview
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Did you ate strong cheese?
September 23, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Did you ate strong cheese?
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david's latest nature doc
September 11, 2026 at 7:05 PM
david's latest nature doc
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trying to make new friends as an adult
September 12, 2026 at 3:43 AM
trying to make new friends as an adult
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![me: i feel kinda good today
! hour later:
[old guy sleeping in hospital bed]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreidu5lpkyuvylk4lwegomn757ktlvernf5cpynlhk3zvz2erwfj3fe)
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i for one am glad the earth is finally building up the strength to kill us all
September 4, 2026 at 4:43 AM
i for one am glad the earth is finally building up the strength to kill us all
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I'd like to apologize for about half of the bad things I've done
September 4, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I'd like to apologize for about half of the bad things I've done
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I will never say sorry to my toilet.
August 25, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I will never say sorry to my toilet.
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The resistance will need coders to take down our AI overlords!
September 3, 2026 at 6:31 AM
The resistance will need coders to take down our AI overlords!
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the computer must get high
September 1, 2026 at 9:11 PM
the computer must get high
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i take this out every time someone tries to use the word weird like it's the same as being a literal criminal
August 30, 2026 at 4:16 AM
i take this out every time someone tries to use the word weird like it's the same as being a literal criminal
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i don't know who needs to hear this but go fuck yourself
August 29, 2026 at 1:33 AM
i don't know who needs to hear this but go fuck yourself
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one of my elbows has slowly become drier than the other. which I assume is fatal
August 27, 2026 at 7:27 PM
one of my elbows has slowly become drier than the other. which I assume is fatal
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the vultures at conowingo dam will let you get however close you want, they just like to hang out
August 10, 2026 at 6:19 PM
the vultures at conowingo dam will let you get however close you want, they just like to hang out
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i've been laughing at this for 30 minutes
August 11, 2026 at 1:17 AM
i've been laughing at this for 30 minutes
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![fruitgushers on tumblr: "when the ghost of a 2000s emo kid tries to contact you via captcha"
[captcha box: "halp meh"]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreiddjqria3mihqhbupyncg54tvlbvs4mopg3zw3di5oxg5mz2ajjfq)