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For a glorified friendly, this is cracking.

#ENGESP
September 26, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Kane wants about 15 touches to get his shot away. He’s been playing in the Bundesliga too long.
September 26, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I watched Unabomber on Netflix and it really should have been called ‘Meh’. The university era scenes are well done but the whole endeavour feels unnecessary after Manhunt: Unabomber set the standard so high for this story just a few years ago.
September 26, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Bellinghams Bellinghaming. Feels inevitable the brothers will be Englands central midfield partnership driving Englands next World Cup campaign.
September 26, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Roll up, roll up. All aboard the next bandwagon :)

#FPL
September 21, 2026 at 6:54 AM
GW5: 50 points, 13k🔻

Two triple ups always a risk when it goes badly. Thankfully got captain right and Groß and Hall bailed me out. Could’ve been worse.

Barring injuries I’m unlikely to make a transfer in GW6 and instead roll to 5 FTs in GW7.

OR: 132k🌍
#FPL
September 20, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Points!

#FPL
Dance Dancing
ALT: Dance Dancing
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September 20, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Haaland avoiding the ball in the lead up to Semenyo’s second

#FPL
Dodge The Matrix
ALT: Dodge The Matrix
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September 20, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Well at least one of my players has done something

#FPL
Yellow Card! Liverpool!

🟨 Szoboszlai - Tot 0 Pts

🍒 Bournemouth 0-0 Liverpool 🔴
#BOULIV#FPL

FPL Alerts
September 20, 2026 at 2:12 PM
GW5 #FPL points
John Travolta's Confused Pulp Fiction Moment
ALT: John Travolta's Confused Pulp Fiction Moment
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September 20, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Well, that’s ruined my Saturday 🙁
September 19, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Kostoulas is 0.5 cheaper than Wissa and I have a spare Brighton slot 🤔

#FPL
September 19, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Go on Max, do the unthinkable
September 19, 2026 at 3:39 PM
We’re done here
September 19, 2026 at 3:15 PM
The fact is if I’d transferred JP for Barry, I’d have benched Groß. So I’m actually up on that (non) move. So far anyway.

#FPL
September 19, 2026 at 2:43 PM
So many 50/50 balls in this game with no time on the ball being given by either team. Brighton getting the rub of the green at the moment.
September 19, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Fixed it
September 19, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Booooooooo
September 19, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Man Laughing Hysterically at Desk
ALT: Man Laughing Hysterically at Desk
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September 19, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Man Laughing Heartily
ALT: Man Laughing Heartily
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September 19, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Man Bursts into Hilarious, Exaggerated Laugh
ALT: Man Bursts into Hilarious, Exaggerated Laugh
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September 19, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Isn’t this it? Just live and let live. At some point weren’t we close to understanding that? Seems a long time ago…
Spoiler alert and whatnot. You don't have to completely understand how someone lives their life in order to LET someone live their life.
September 19, 2026 at 5:30 AM
The sack race is heating up. Add Alonso to the list…
Who gets the boot first?

Carrick
Lampard
De Zerbi
Iraola

🤔
September 18, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Could we have Alan Smith dancing with the fans please Sky?

#BRECHE
September 18, 2026 at 8:56 PM
September 18, 2026 at 8:54 PM