Dave P. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦🏜️
@freddiefarkle.bsky.social
No DM's please. 4th generation Arizona resident, except for military time. I'm a desert rat. Call me at 602-555-1212. SAC RULED! Suzi Quatro is my queen. Wolves ARE misunderstood dogs.
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That's how it's done 👇
October 4, 2026 at 9:36 PM
That's how it's done 👇
"December 7th 1941. The Japanese bombed Pearl harbor and we're going to shove it up their ass!"
FDR speech to Congress....sort of.
What kind of President uses foul language like that? Oh, a foul person.
FDR speech to Congress....sort of.
What kind of President uses foul language like that? Oh, a foul person.
FDR Franklin Delano Roosevelt Speech
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October 4, 2026 at 4:01 AM
"December 7th 1941. The Japanese bombed Pearl harbor and we're going to shove it up their ass!"
FDR speech to Congress....sort of.
What kind of President uses foul language like that? Oh, a foul person.
FDR speech to Congress....sort of.
What kind of President uses foul language like that? Oh, a foul person.
Tennessee has a Republican governor and Republican legislature so is it any wonder they fuck up an execution.
Republicans can fuck up a wet dream!
Republicans can fuck up a wet dream!
October 1, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Tennessee has a Republican governor and Republican legislature so is it any wonder they fuck up an execution.
Republicans can fuck up a wet dream!
Republicans can fuck up a wet dream!
Missouri is trying to dethrone Oklahoma as the state with the most idiots in it.
October 1, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Missouri is trying to dethrone Oklahoma as the state with the most idiots in it.
How many chances does Tennessee get to murder her?
October 1, 2026 at 2:57 AM
How many chances does Tennessee get to murder her?
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Bari Weiss is the CBS what Jay Graber is to Bluesky.
Rat Mouse
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September 29, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Bari Weiss is the CBS what Jay Graber is to Bluesky.
I just came off another 7-day ban by Bluesky.
I had time to do a deep dive into Jay Graber, the founder of Bluesky. To my amazement I find that she is hand in glove with the crypto bros.So I'm wondering to myself, how much of World Financial does she own and how deep in the pockets of Donnie Drumpf?
I had time to do a deep dive into Jay Graber, the founder of Bluesky. To my amazement I find that she is hand in glove with the crypto bros.So I'm wondering to myself, how much of World Financial does she own and how deep in the pockets of Donnie Drumpf?
September 29, 2026 at 1:25 PM
I just came off another 7-day ban by Bluesky.
I had time to do a deep dive into Jay Graber, the founder of Bluesky. To my amazement I find that she is hand in glove with the crypto bros.So I'm wondering to myself, how much of World Financial does she own and how deep in the pockets of Donnie Drumpf?
I had time to do a deep dive into Jay Graber, the founder of Bluesky. To my amazement I find that she is hand in glove with the crypto bros.So I'm wondering to myself, how much of World Financial does she own and how deep in the pockets of Donnie Drumpf?
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September 21, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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God this is going so well.
I haven’t laughed this hard in so long!
I haven’t laughed this hard in so long!
September 21, 2026 at 8:39 PM
God this is going so well.
I haven’t laughed this hard in so long!
I haven’t laughed this hard in so long!
I want to be a Donnie Drumpf sniper!
Man and Woman Play 'Pew'
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September 21, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I want to be a Donnie Drumpf sniper!
Fun fact: The Drumpf Taj Mahal opened on April 2nd 1990. By that time Little Donnie had stiffed 253 contractors for approximately $69.5 million. Some of those 253 businesses for Mom and Pop operations that went bankrupt because of non-payment or partial payment.
What a businessman.
What a businessman.
September 21, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Fun fact: The Drumpf Taj Mahal opened on April 2nd 1990. By that time Little Donnie had stiffed 253 contractors for approximately $69.5 million. Some of those 253 businesses for Mom and Pop operations that went bankrupt because of non-payment or partial payment.
What a businessman.
What a businessman.
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PO1135809 is a lame fuck president. Oh, and also a traitor.
September 20, 2026 at 2:30 PM
PO1135809 is a lame fuck president. Oh, and also a traitor.
Donnie Drumpf now has plans to recover the turrets from the battleship Yamato and have them placed on top of his triumphal arch.
Won't that make America great again. Having 18 inch guns firing over Arlington National Cemetery. I feel a lot safer now knowing his plan.
Won't that make America great again. Having 18 inch guns firing over Arlington National Cemetery. I feel a lot safer now knowing his plan.
USS Missouri Battleship Fire
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September 21, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Donnie Drumpf now has plans to recover the turrets from the battleship Yamato and have them placed on top of his triumphal arch.
Won't that make America great again. Having 18 inch guns firing over Arlington National Cemetery. I feel a lot safer now knowing his plan.
Won't that make America great again. Having 18 inch guns firing over Arlington National Cemetery. I feel a lot safer now knowing his plan.
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They all knew ahead of time who he is...
September 20, 2026 at 4:09 PM
They all knew ahead of time who he is...
Farmers and ranchers whining about the cost of diesel.
I'm sick and tired of hearing them bitching about it. 99% of you clowns voted for that jackass in the White House so live with it and shut the hell up!
You should have learned something in Drumpf 1.0 when he cratered the soybean market.
I'm sick and tired of hearing them bitching about it. 99% of you clowns voted for that jackass in the White House so live with it and shut the hell up!
You should have learned something in Drumpf 1.0 when he cratered the soybean market.
Talking Too Much
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September 20, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Farmers and ranchers whining about the cost of diesel.
I'm sick and tired of hearing them bitching about it. 99% of you clowns voted for that jackass in the White House so live with it and shut the hell up!
You should have learned something in Drumpf 1.0 when he cratered the soybean market.
I'm sick and tired of hearing them bitching about it. 99% of you clowns voted for that jackass in the White House so live with it and shut the hell up!
You should have learned something in Drumpf 1.0 when he cratered the soybean market.
We all know by now that he raped and beat up a 13 or 14 year old girl.
My question is did he ever go to Zorro ranch? Did he participate in a murder there?
Butler Pennsylvania. FAKE! Orchestrated by Donny Drumpf. Someone was shot and killed. Accessory to murder? He's worse than we can even imagine!
My question is did he ever go to Zorro ranch? Did he participate in a murder there?
Butler Pennsylvania. FAKE! Orchestrated by Donny Drumpf. Someone was shot and killed. Accessory to murder? He's worse than we can even imagine!
September 19, 2026 at 8:51 AM
We all know by now that he raped and beat up a 13 or 14 year old girl.
My question is did he ever go to Zorro ranch? Did he participate in a murder there?
Butler Pennsylvania. FAKE! Orchestrated by Donny Drumpf. Someone was shot and killed. Accessory to murder? He's worse than we can even imagine!
My question is did he ever go to Zorro ranch? Did he participate in a murder there?
Butler Pennsylvania. FAKE! Orchestrated by Donny Drumpf. Someone was shot and killed. Accessory to murder? He's worse than we can even imagine!
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As gas prices in Michigan hit $5/gallon and diesel hits a record $6.59, it shouldn't be this hard to buy gas, groceries, or afford healthcare. Our economy has been rigged against the very people who make it work. I'm running for Senate to change that.
September 18, 2026 at 6:27 PM
As gas prices in Michigan hit $5/gallon and diesel hits a record $6.59, it shouldn't be this hard to buy gas, groceries, or afford healthcare. Our economy has been rigged against the very people who make it work. I'm running for Senate to change that.
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A hilarious summary
September 19, 2026 at 1:22 AM
A hilarious summary
I just got to 500 followers.
Thanks to everyone who thinks I'm either charming or funny or an idiot.
Thanks to everyone who thinks I'm either charming or funny or an idiot.
September 19, 2026 at 7:47 AM
I just got to 500 followers.
Thanks to everyone who thinks I'm either charming or funny or an idiot.
Thanks to everyone who thinks I'm either charming or funny or an idiot.
Guess who might be running for president if Gabby says it's okay....
If he's looking for a volunteer in Maricopa County I'm available!
If he's looking for a volunteer in Maricopa County I'm available!
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September 18, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Guess who might be running for president if Gabby says it's okay....
If he's looking for a volunteer in Maricopa County I'm available!
If he's looking for a volunteer in Maricopa County I'm available!
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This pretty much captures our insane reality 🏆
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September 18, 2026 at 5:38 PM
This pretty much captures our insane reality 🏆
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September 18, 2026 at 6:43 PM